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31-05-2014, 09:20 PM
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sevengalis:
May 31, 2014 at 6:27 pm sevengalis(Quote)
I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED
Q: What is the most common name for daughters of PAP politicians?
A: Sue
Q:What are the least common names for daughters of PAP politicians?
A: Penny, Millicent & Charity”
“MIW PAP Chicken Jokes
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
LEE KUAN YEW:
This is an unprovoked act of rebellion and we are quite justified in locking up the chicken for 30 years without trial.
INTERNAL SECURITY DEPARTMENT:
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
M. RAVI:
I have investigated the road where the alleged crossing took place. But I have not yet been allowed access to my client, the chicken.
CHEE SOON JUAN:
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
LOYAL PAP VOTER:
I don’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If PAP tell me that the chicken crossed the road, that is good enough for me.
ACCOUNTANT GENERAL, SINGAPORE:
It will take 56 man-years to determine if the chicken has crossed the road.
PRESIDENT TONY TAN:
I agree with the Accountant General and the PAP government.
YAACOB IBRAHIM, MINISTER OF INFORMATION:
I think it is important that the chickens cross the “correct” road.
PUB, NATIONAL WATER AGENCY:
There is no chicken. There isn’t even a flood. It is merely a ponding of water.
WONG KAN SENG:
I told Parliament that a mistake was made. There was a lapse in the security and I apologize for that. And we will do everything to find the chicken.
TEO CHEE HEAN:
What do you think?
Vivian Balakrishnan:
The chicken is ungrateful. What more does he want? Three meals in a hawker centre, a food court or a restaurant?
Goh Chok Tong:
The chicken is a quitter.
Singaporean Quitter:
The chicken crossed the road for a Swiss standard of living.
Gilbert Goh:
The chicken crossed the road to steal jobs from hardworking Singaporeans.
Lee Hsien Loong
1. The road belongs to all chickens. There is no need for the chicken to cross the road.
2. The chicken crossed the road to avoid a law suit.”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
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sevengalis:
May 31, 2014 at 6:27 pm sevengalis(Quote)
I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED
Q: What is the most common name for daughters of PAP politicians?
A: Sue
Q:What are the least common names for daughters of PAP politicians?
A: Penny, Millicent & Charity”
“MIW PAP Chicken Jokes
——————————-
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
LEE KUAN YEW:
This is an unprovoked act of rebellion and we are quite justified in locking up the chicken for 30 years without trial.
INTERNAL SECURITY DEPARTMENT:
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
M. RAVI:
I have investigated the road where the alleged crossing took place. But I have not yet been allowed access to my client, the chicken.
CHEE SOON JUAN:
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
LOYAL PAP VOTER:
I don’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If PAP tell me that the chicken crossed the road, that is good enough for me.
ACCOUNTANT GENERAL, SINGAPORE:
It will take 56 man-years to determine if the chicken has crossed the road.
PRESIDENT TONY TAN:
I agree with the Accountant General and the PAP government.
YAACOB IBRAHIM, MINISTER OF INFORMATION:
I think it is important that the chickens cross the “correct” road.
PUB, NATIONAL WATER AGENCY:
There is no chicken. There isn’t even a flood. It is merely a ponding of water.
WONG KAN SENG:
I told Parliament that a mistake was made. There was a lapse in the security and I apologize for that. And we will do everything to find the chicken.
TEO CHEE HEAN:
What do you think?
Vivian Balakrishnan:
The chicken is ungrateful. What more does he want? Three meals in a hawker centre, a food court or a restaurant?
Goh Chok Tong:
The chicken is a quitter.
Singaporean Quitter:
The chicken crossed the road for a Swiss standard of living.
Gilbert Goh:
The chicken crossed the road to steal jobs from hardworking Singaporeans.
Lee Hsien Loong
1. The road belongs to all chickens. There is no need for the chicken to cross the road.
2. The chicken crossed the road to avoid a law suit.”
VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?182961-funny-and-interesting-viewpoint-joke-from-a-TR-posting&goto=newpost).