Humble advice for bros new to local MP scene
 

Risking kena zapped for this thread to help new bros out when going for MP related "entertainment" so new bros, please make it worth by following the advice and don't screw up! It's for your and everyone's good.

1. There is no HJ in MP. (remember this) If you desperately need HJ/BBBJ/FJ, go find Massage section (https://sammyboyforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43) in forum.
   
2. MP "entertainment" is an art that allows you to build confidence in talking to ladies. You pay them for the massage... and the time to talk to them. So instead of just sleeping or worst still snoring, it's time to practice what you learn online and talk to a girl who's paid to listen to you.
   
3. Chemistry is important. You don't talk about anything and you don't say nothing. Learn to listen to the ML and feedback accordingly. If you practice long enough with ML, you will realize in real world, girls are the same. Just need to know how to build up Chemistry. If your SMV hits 100, you get your reward. It's really as simple as that. I will share a few tips here on this point.

   • If the ML is from China, first question is ask which side of China she is from (and please learn which province is at which part of China to avoid being malu). North or South. North China ML are very direct, very easily on fire, and very intense one. Recommended for hardcore / lao jiao players. Their difficulty-reward ratio is very high.
   • If the ML is from South China, it's easier to get the reward but the reward won't feel as good because they already immune to all the sweet talking so end up it's not as shiok compared to North China.
   • If the ML is from Thailand/Vietnam, do it like how you will talk to polytechnic xmm. They like TLC and they like man who give them "protection" and "nice compliments". Easy to score as well.

4. Most MP in heartland areas don't have dua liap one so don't bother asking receptionist if got sexy dua liap ones. I encounter 2 guys who started asking for dua liap ML at counter and got all malu when receptionist ask them why. MP in the central and south will have more dua liap due to increase competition. So if you want big one, go south.
5. If you like teasing, ask for more focus on upper thigh. They will usually get it. If you turn in front liao, ask for tummy massage (learn from a lao jiao in here).
6. Avoid asking sensitive irrelevant questions. - You will get it with experience
7. When reward comes, do not go ask for price and behave like a noob. That is plain dumb and makes you look like a retard.
8. Always tip based on how you feel the reward but not more than standard pricing. Those who don't know what is standard pricing can pm me so I can show you the blue colour face of our first president. If you lao jiao, you will know how much to tip. But start with standard pricing and slowly test water as you learn. But always remember to tip. NEVER tip more than standard pricing. You will only screw the rest of the bros here. I can't emphasize this enough.
9. MP "entertainment" is all about patience. Do not expect to get reward right away. Sometimes go once hit jackpot, sometimes must go 2,3 or even 5 times before you hit jackpot. When you finally hit jackpot and decide to post FR. remember to use big brain to think and censor details.

That's all folks. Have a good one.

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Good advice, just up u

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Good read haha.. i wished someone told me all these when i first started instead of throwing so many president to test water

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Just to also add one more point - whatever happens in MP will stay there and do not bring when you leave. I refer to feeling. Reminder do not fall in love with them...

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@perfection89, good advice. Agreed totally. Be a good listener and build up good rapport/chemistry. It will lead to better experience. BTW, what is SMV? New lingo to me.

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Great advice! Thanks!

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Great advice bro up u some missle de

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LOL @ dua liap

Good guide here.

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Great advice for newbie like me.. thanks bro.

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Good advice bro! :)

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Bro!

You the man!

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You should have written this 9 years when I just joined. Good one. Cheers

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Great read & advice..
just up u with my humble pts..

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a huge bonus (I risk getting zap) if you hit it really damn well with the ml you can take them out makan then to hotel or even their house to piak piak. u can even get special for free. I personally have 4 (1 alr go back country alr). this is not the go 1 or 2 time get one. requires spending but the payoff in long term is more than what u spent. pls dun ask me for ctc its my own treasures. i visited at least 5 times bfore scoring

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Good advice.

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thanks for the awesome advice.
cheers.

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Good sharing. There are some truths to the pointers

From experience, building up rapport can lead to better service most of the time. It is the same with all other interactions in life. If you are friendly to someone and treat her nice, chances are your actions will be reciprocated.

Not sure about your dua liap comments though. Neighbourhood places can also have dua liap. You just have to look closer.

One more thing about asking counter staff for big boobs girls - half of the time their recommendation is fake. They will just anyhow assign you one girl. I have asked for busty ml but get an A cupper in the end. Especially true if the receptionist is those Aunty-type who are not friendly.


Again, some truths to your story. I will not completely say this is fake. But a lot of factors also come in play. Not just visiting many times will be able to do so. Maybe you are really handsome, your tool is thick and long, ML not good looking but very horny cannot find men etc.

Like how some ML can become comfortable with you that they agree to unlimited shots if you outcall them. Anything can happen. We are all humans with feelings and intelligence to make decisions based on so many permutations. We are simply not programmes with strict logics and limited set of outcomes.

But a guide and some experience sharing is always good. Help bros here make informed decisions.

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I will totally back this up as I do have my own. One was a Thai. She is quite good looking. In her mid 20s. She look like a typical Malay kampong type of girl but quite fair. Shoulder length hair and have nice round boobs.
And one PRC. And the PRC was the prettiest. Just need to know how to talk to them and treat them nicely. And they will treat you good.

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Just on the point of "standard pricing".

There's no "standard pricing" of extra services, and there's certainly no "market rate".

Its up to the customer (Yes you with all the blood in your lanjiao head) to think about it. $50 for a wank that some of u come in 2 mins. Worth it? Certainly not.

If your mother know how to bargain with the fish/vegetable seller in the market, why not you? Thats why people bargain. Thinking with your dickhead fuels the demand for higher quotes.

ALWAYS bargain, if you offer $30, they don't want, means they don't get $30 or even $20. Whats yours to lose? If you don't want to pay $50 then don't get the golden question answered.

Take that $50, go geylang and bang a government approved thai pussy for sometimes $40. After all, your balls are already loaded full magazine by the massage lady already. Paying her $50 to wank you for 20 strokes is fucking silly. You'll regret it after you cum.

ALWAYS BARGAIN!!!

THERE's NO SUCH THING AS MARKET RATE... REMEMBER THIS

Good advice bro, nowadays some MLs even daringly ask for $80 for a top off HJ.

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Those $80 HJ types, very easy to handle

I say to her, $80?? I leave now, i take TAXI to geylang, I can have FULL service from a girl, she bathe me, lather me with soap, HJ me and BJ me in shower, rub her tits all over my dick and body, dry me up, BJ me again then jump on TOP of me, moan like a porn star... $40.

Let her black face lor.... no issue. After all, she's already loaded up my balls full already. I go geylang release again on another girl

Double the shoikness.

THINK WITH THE RIGHT HEAD guys. $50 for a wank job is never worth it.

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I was at this one MP the lady massaged me for a few minutes then popped the question. She asked for 50 but I declined nicely. I said I do not want hj. Then she got a bit irritated. I told her I will give her 20 but she asked what can she do with 20. I said, 20 is tips for her not to do anything. She forced me giving her 50 even without hj. I tried to reason with her by giving her 30 and she got mad. so I got up, dressed and wanted to leave. Then she stopped me and then asked for the 30. I told her, I offered her nicely but she declined. Then I just stormed out leaving her with nothing. She could have gotten the 30 for not doing anything extra.

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Good advice. Thank you for sharing.

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Upped u just for this.... I damned tulan money faced massage girls one. One even dared me to report to AV and I did!!!! 2 weeks later, joint gone.

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Bump thread... Good read. Could saved me the time and $$$$ learning the ropes if this was shared 6 years ago when i started... ^0^

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haha good one.....one time i told the girl my stomach ache....can massage there to cure it...boomz.............GQ liao :D

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Nice la. Well done

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Steady bro. This kind of ML/joint deserve it

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Nice advice from TS. Upz you 7 bullets!

May I share my views on this. I feel that your advice is more to those who go to clean MP. I think it will be a different situations if you go those hanky panky one as you do not wait for the rewards, they will popped that questions.

Its true that you need to build rapport with the ML to get a very nice rewards. There is a lovely Miss J in my massage till home thread that I RTM many times, went to her private apartment, to hotel and finally my home to happy.

I 1st met her at orchard tower, lost contact and fate lets us meet again. She works at Eagles health at furama which already closed down long ago. Lost contact again and miraculously met her again recently. :D

My advice is stick to 1 or 2 ML which you like. Make thm your regulars. Do not spent our hardearn money go ventures new joint. Unless they got many nice FR and irresistible like Ms Lamb. :o

My regulars know what I want and alwys left happy and money well spent. Smetime wallet not engh money will give you discount smemre.

Like what one of bros mentioned here, kp evrthing in that room. Play and forget. Dun put feelings into it and cheong safe! ;)

Pls bargain. No harm bargaining. Its either they get my money or I spent elsewhere. Maybe we could re label so call market rate to RRR. Recommended Retail Rate? Or RSR. Recommended Special Rates?