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Old 27-11-2024, 04:36 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by dyelook View Post
A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! Neighbours feared him.
The old man liked the fact that he
was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours,concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife said, " Let him dig., I had him
buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions.
Wife knows him very well