ShangHai Recommendation!

[shengge]

Originally Posted by DumbAss

Can someone call me the next time going for tea? Me sick of Alcohol already. Tea will be great.

No Problem.
The only problem was tea cannnot make the ladies drunk like alcohol.
男人不醉、女人没小费
女人不醉、男人没机会
男女都不醉、酒店没人睡

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by shengge

No Problem.
The only problem was tea cannnot make the ladies drunk like alcohol.
男人不醉、女人没小费
女人不醉、男人没机会
男女都不醉、酒店没人睡

Bro Shengge, almost all guys can lay the gers when they are drunk. The real challenge is: how to lay a ger that is perfectly sober. The other danger to lay a drunken ger - she might phew all over the place when u were about to cum. Ha ha. So be careful.

[shengge]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Bro Shengge, almost all guys can lay the gers when they are drunk. The real challenge is: how to lay a ger that is perfectly sober. The other danger to lay a drunken ger - she might phew all over the place when u were about to cum. Ha ha. So be careful.

I have not tried that before leh!
Not lah, I cum very fast one!

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by shengge

I have not tried that before leh!
Not lah, I cum very fast one!

Bro, u r too humble, u might cum beri fast, but u recover beri fast oso mah. I might be able to cum slower, but take a good while to recover oso mah.

[DUnNoLah]

Originally Posted by shengge

No Problem.
The only problem was tea cannnot make the ladies drunk like alcohol.
男人不醉、女人没小费
女人不醉、男人没机会
男女都不醉、酒店没人睡

Bro shengge,
ladies drunk or not... i guess doesnt really matter liao....
like our bro PTR, need someone to pack bag or warm bed, just a call... got delivery service.
抽烟身体好,
喝酒没烦恼,
赌博练头脑,
打架练手脚,
做爱呢?....
做爱练小鸟.

[SGPshanghai69]

Originally Posted by DumbAss

Can someone call me the next time going for tea? Me sick of Alcohol already. Tea will be great.

Dear Bro DumbAss,
Alamak bro...since when u r interested in Tea la!!!?? hehehehehe.....hhhmmmm...u turning in2 a new leaf eh instead of turning over a new leaf? kekekeke.....

Will sure 2 call u the next time there's such articulate "Tea Apreciation Session" organised by our Honorable Big Bro Putonren la,rest assured on that la.
Cheerios bro.
Regards.

[SGPshanghai69]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Bro Shengge, almost all guys can lay the gers when they are drunk. The real challenge is: how to lay a ger that is perfectly sober. The other danger to lay a drunken ger - she might phew all over the place when u were about to cum. Ha ha. So be careful.

dear Bro Junior_Cannibal,
Well said bro but still u missed another very important pointer which I feel other bros should also take note of...that is should u scew a drunken gal here in PRC, do ensure when she's awake, she won't end up crying out "Rape" by u instead....as foreigners like us all here, being end up in such situation can b very very very bad u know!
Do take note bros......
Just my 0.1 cent worth of personal opinion on this tats all bros.
Cheerios to all bros here & a Gong Xi Fai Cai to all bros as well!
Regards.

[shengge]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Bro, u r too humble, u might cum beri fast, but u recover beri fast oso mah. I might be able to cum slower, but take a good while to recover oso mah.

Thanks for the compliment, me really cannot swim type. Lot of time, the ger will say, massage a little while b4 you go out. Also cannot 练小鸟, too costly.

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by SGPshanghai69

Dear Bro DumbAss,
Alamak bro...since when u r interested in Tea la!!!?? hehehehehe.....hhhmmmm...u turning in2 a new leaf eh instead of turning over a new leaf? kekekeke.....

Will sure 2 call u the next time there's such articulate "Tea Apreciation Session" organised by our Honorable Big Bro Putonren la,rest assured on that la.
Cheerios bro.
Regards.

Wow, Dear Brothers,

Those people who sell alcohol in Shanghai would go after me man. Bro DumbAss, you are always in Hangzhou, how to call you unless you are willing to come all the way to Shanghai for Tea. Of course, if I am in your turf, I will call you to try out West Lake Dragon Well, but this tea is good only immediately after Qing Ming period, not now.

Bro Shengge, sure, I would like to go to Kunsun during my leisure trip to Shanghai that I told you about. I will be in Suzhou also to visit my regular before the parting day that both of us have fixed last year.

Oh yes, the girl I called over from another joint was someone I have known for sometimes already. Therefore, drunk or not does not really matter as she knows that I do not drink at all. It was a good evening with many soft tender words and touch, and violent action. The only problem was that I was accused for not calling her the day before, but called her only to help in the packing and the ...... But, Brothers come first mah! I prefer to meet you all without any girl friend, and also to find new friends (just like the Sichuan girl who went back with me).

Bro SGP is a good organiser, if he said he would invite you for the Tea Appreciation, he would do it. I would be more than happy to come along and share my humble knowledge. I will be in Shanghai most of the time before April 22 2005, except one ten day trip to Euroland.

Damn-it, this morning, at the outskirt of Euroland, the temperature was -4 Deg C. Both Senior and Junior PuTonRen shrank to keep themselves warm.

With best regards.

[DumbAss]

My dear Bro PTR,
I will always go over for tea if you are having it. Don't worry about the tea leaves. I have ample stock.
I use to appreciate various tea with my cousin. We still have our collections of tea pots in Malaysia in the tea club house.
We have some a few type in office too. longjing, dongting and qiandaoyinzhen etc.
We can exchange some of our views on the various tea.
Bro DumbAss here is not just a beer man. Sometimes I can also be very cultured.

[shengge]

Originally Posted by PuTonRen

The only problem was that I was accused for not calling her the day before, but called her only to help in the packing and the ...... But, Brothers come first mah! I prefer to meet you all without any girl friend, and also to find new friends (just like the Sichuan girl who went back with me)..

To have the Sichuan ger is really an 'ang gong' for you, otherwise you may have to 'zi mo' for the whole night.....

[maverick72]

Originally Posted by shanghaitan

Bro SGP69 & Bro Junior Cannibal!


Bro PuTonRen, SGP69, Junior_Cannibal, Whambam, Maverick, Dunnolah and all, let's meet up in Sillypore for coffee and catching up!

To ALL BROTHERS (and SISTERS if any) in the forum....

GONG XI FA CAI!!

Cheerio!
Shanghaitan

No prob...FYI..will be in KL first 4 days of CNY...

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by shengge

To have the Sichuan ger is really an 'ang gong' for you, otherwise you may have to 'zi mo' for the whole night.....

Dear Bro Shengge,

Yes, the Sichuan girl was a bonus, if not at that time of the night, I will have to put my left hand on the wall, and right hand.........

My mistake was to tell her (the one who helped to pack) that I was there the night before and was in the KTV we went, instead of the one she was working in. Anyway, it could be just a show, and I played along, to apologise to her with soft touches, kisses and words, and hard actions. Hahaha..

Will you be back to SIngpaore during CNY? As Maverick72 will be in KL duing the first four days of CNY, we may arrange to meet after ht 5th day of CNY.

Regards.

from Euroland at -3 Deg C.

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by DumbAss

We can exchange some of our views on the various tea.
Bro DumbAss here is not just a beer man. Sometimes I can also be very cultured.

Brother,

I know that you are very cultured. I am still impressed by your ability to recite poems and the list of all the Qing Emperors. I am sure I have a lot to learn from you as I have just started to learn how to appreciate Chinese Teas. I used to drink Diet Coke only, but have switched to Chinese Tea, first in Xiamen for Tea + Fun and then in Shanghai with Tea only.

Stuck in Euroland for almost a month. Damn bored, no KTV! I tried to visit a Chinese Tea House but found that for the same tea, it may cost 10 times more than in China. Looking forward for my meeting with Brothers in Singapore and thence in Shanghai again. No Project in Hangzhou leh!

I shall be making a round in China very soon, covering Lanzhou, Harbin, Shanghai, Nanjing, Wuhan, Chongqing, Chengdu and Xiamen.

With Regards.

Very Pu Tong in front of Ambassador in Hangzhou

[PuTonRen]

Dear Brothers of Shanghai,

I am looking forward to our proposed Kopi Drinking (and Singing) session in Singapore. If you are free and interested, and if you have not given me your number in Singapore, and if you feel comfortable, please pm me your contact number. Please also indicate you preference on the dates.

I shall try to do some arrangement.

Regards from Euroland