Hanoi

[hanoiboy]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

for newbies that i have met, i always tell them that my only condition for spending my time with them to show them around is that they MUST post FR... good or bad FR is ok... just post!

Of course, most of them did not care to post... so the next time when they are in Hanoi and calls me up... i simply made all kind of excuses that i am busy and will not see them and waste my time...

So on the contrary to what u believe, i am very appreciative of people who post..

However, when I suspect someone has some ulterior motives to post something to mislead others, i will shoot that down immediately.

If u look carefully at the last couple of posts about BossKTV in Fortuna hotel, it is clearly meant to mislead. If u have been to BossKTV, then would u mind telling me if that previous guy is trying very hard to hide something??? IF u have not been there before, u should go take a look and tell me.

I do not shoot anyone here in a reckless manner... i give adequate reasons for my suspicions and i am open about what i say... with clear and concise points.

For the previous guy who wilfully omitted a large chunk of costings to mislead, he could always come clean and put another post to list all those charges for all to see and be honest about that... but look, he ran away, and could even have come back as another troy to post about BossKTV again just to get eyeball (advertisement). So given that he is good and honest, then why he must do it this way???

So u are not for the idea of me shooting these people down??? and u prefer to read this thread and get fooled and then realise that it is rather confusing what could be trusted and what could not be trusted??

So, once again... my points... clearly articulated above.... your turn!

By the way... if u see my points, i just want to tell u that 90% of those points are from people whom i have spent time with in Hanoi... i did not ask them to upz me... they just post and i upz them, if they want to upz me, its their choice, i did not even PM them to beg for any points.

I look at u... its been 1.5 years since ur first post in this Hanoi thread... still 15 points... clearly shows that u have not been helping any newbies... and now u want to say that u are a better person than me in this thread????

I'm not interested in a war of words with you, after reading your retort, I stand by my previous comment.

In regards, to my 15 points, I'm not sure what I would do with them if I had 15,000 of them - maybe these points are more important in Confucian culture than they are in my own. I guess I dont have many points because I don't post that much, but neither do I really critic others FRs and info when they are just trying to join in and not purposely mislead others, perhaps they are just naive, I dont think that's a crime.

I invite you to take the final word if you wish, otherwise send me PM, it is not my intention to fill this thread with you and I debating.

Thanks.

[hanoiboy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

have to disagree with you...deptrai is one of the good guys in Vn...not just Hanoi but HCM as well...if he bothers to bring you around then you are in for a treat and not just cheap...also best of services...

sure if he found you posting things that are incorrect or misleading then be prepared to be corrected by him...this include me...if anyone post forum in hcm which is trying to misled samsters then be prepared to be shot down by us...

This is not about me going out for beer with him, nor is it about him having corrected anything I have posted.

Thanks for your input.

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by hanoiboy

I'm not interested in a war of words with you, after reading your retort, I stand by my previous comment.

In regards, to my 15 points, I'm not sure what I would do with them if I had 15,000 of them - maybe these points are more important in Confucian culture than they are in my own. I guess I dont have many points because I don't post that much, but neither do I really critic others FRs and info when they are just trying to join in and not purposely mislead others, perhaps they are just naive, I dont think that's a crime.

I invite you to take the final word if you wish, otherwise send me PM, it is not my intention to fill this thread with you and I debating.

Thanks.

Once again let me analyse what u posted carefully:

#1 Not interested in a war of words...
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Well, as u are smart enough to realise that u are already on the losing end of things, i half expected u to just say that and brush everything away... but of course u cannot do that now, u started this...it will go on.

#2 only 15 points but it does not matter
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You know... like i say... I dun beg for points either... i do not PM people for points exchange too... points are simply given to me from people who appreciates my contribution to this thread and also spending quality time with them. You are at only 15 points because as u have said.. you dun really contribute to this thread and neither have u spent any time meeting out with newbies who would appreciate ur effort to help them in hanoi... in that sense, ur points reflect that u are not a positive contributor to this thread, so u totally have no right to teach me what i should do, do u understand??

You know... some people says "Beauty is only skin deep", do u know that only ugly people says that? So similarly for people with only 15 points, surely they will say things like "15 points so what? points cannot be used for anything so collect points for what?"

#3 invite me to put my last word
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Even if u dun invite, u will get all the last words u are asking for, that i assure u.

Conclusion
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Basically, of all the things i have mentioned about you in my previous post... u simply have no concrete reply but just lame brush-off statements. You can claim u stand on ur grounds.. but as all can see now.. ur arguments are all groundless!

anyway why are you so ball-less suddenly... u started this and then now want to take this underground and ask me to PM you???

So who do u think u are??? u decide u want to teach me what to do... then u decide when this should end and u also want to decide when this should go underground??? Let me put it this way now... i call the shots here... want to see how??? simple! You got until tomorrow noon to answer ur accusation or reply my previous post with some concrete reasons and not some lame excuse such as "points not important", "seldom post"... etc etc... Should u choose to ignore this Notice of Demand or reply unfavourably, u will be under-water before sunsets tomorrow.

Wishing u a good weekend!

[deptrai4u]

Let me tell u guys a story about my encounter with one Ang Mo in Hanoi.

It was about 11am... i went to Citibank branch in Hanoi and presented my Bank Card and ask if I could draw cash from the bank branch as the ATM only limits to a max of VND3mil per transaction and i will need to that 10 times to get VND30mil. The staff told me that the ATM is my only option, so i went to the ATM on ground floor and started drawing..

When i was halfway thru... one stupid Ang Mo who has been standing behind me for a couple of mins suddenly thinks that he has a bigger dick than me and walk right up to me and ask in a very impolite and impatient way "how much more are u drawing!!?" and i reply slowly and clearly..."I do not need to tell u that and neither do i need to tell u the colour or my underwear, right?" He got RED and stepped back and waited...

As I tried to draw another VND3mil, the ATM indicates that it is out of notes... so i set aside, tell him its his turn, and watch. He did not say thank you and the look on his stupid Ang Mo face is like the whole damn world owes him a living just because he is an Ang Mo.. put his card in... Machine spit it out... show him no money... he got really mad and went off.

I took my motorbike, went to the only other Citibank ATM about 500m away and proceed to draw the rest of the money that i needed.

If he has been polite, regardless if he is an Ang Mo or Ker-leng.... i would have offer to take him on my motorbike to the next ATM and draw the money.

Moral of the story... : i like to irritate stupid Ang Mo who thinks the world of themselves...

Just a point of interest here.... Hanoiboy is an Ang Mo!
So guys, get the idea????

[conman]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Let me tell u guys a story about my encounter with one Ang Mo in Hanoi.

It was about 11am... i went to Citibank branch in Hanoi and presented my Bank Card and ask if I could draw cash from the bank branch as the ATM only limits to a max of VND3mil per transaction and i will need to that 10 times to get VND30mil. The staff told me that the ATM is my only option, so i went to the ATM on ground floor and started drawing..

When i was halfway thru... one stupid Ang Mo who has been standing behind me for a couple of mins suddenly thinks that he has a bigger dick than me and walk right up to me and ask in a very impolite and impatient way "how much more are u drawing!!?" and i reply slowly and clearly..."I do not need to tell u that and neither do i need to tell u the colour or my underwear, right?" He got RED and stepped back and waited...

As I tried to draw another VND3mil, the ATM indicates that it is out of notes... so i set aside, tell him its his turn, and watch. He did not say thank you and the look on his stupid Ang Mo face is like the whole damn world owes him a living just because he is an Ang Mo.. put his card in... Machine spit it out... show him no money... he got really mad and went off.

I took my motorbike, went to the only other Citibank ATM about 500m away and proceed to draw the rest of the money that i needed.

If he has been polite, regardless if he is an Ang Mo or Ker-leng.... i would have offer to take him on my motorbike to the next ATM and draw the money.

Moral of the story... : i like to irritate stupid Ang Mo who thinks the world of themselves...

Just a point of interest here.... Hanoiboy is an Ang Mo!
So guys, get the idea????

I like your style! Up you now! There are some ppl who acts like big shit. Thanks for teaching them a lesson.

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Let me tell u guys a story about my encounter with one Ang Mo in Hanoi.

Just a point of interest here.... Hanoiboy is an Ang Mo!
So guys, get the idea????

yes and ill bet he teaches english in hanoi with a high school diploma

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by conman

I like your style! Up you now! There are some ppl who acts like big shit. Thanks for teaching them a lesson.

Thanks for ur points bro, and appreciate ur sharpness in discerning the difference between acting like big shit and withholding justice.

Now, let us do justice to those who act like big shit!

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by mutantchicken

yes and ill bet he teaches english in hanoi with a high school diploma

U are being generous again... I doubt if he even has ever been to.school..as u can see from his reply to me, it shows very clearly he has very low intelligence. For all u know, he could even be a victim of some kind of Down Syndrome!!! Well, at least his points is suffering from a case of acute Down Syndrome now.

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by hanoiboy

I'm not interested in a war of words with you, after reading your retort, I stand by my previous comment.

In regards, to my 15 points, I'm not sure what I would do with them if I had 15,000 of them - maybe these points are more important in Confucian culture than they are in my own. I guess I dont have many points because I don't post that much, but neither do I really critic others FRs and info when they are just trying to join in and not purposely mislead others, perhaps they are just naive, I dont think that's a crime.

I invite you to take the final word if you wish, otherwise send me PM, it is not my intention to fill this thread with you and I debating.

Thanks.

Hi Big Dick HanoiBoy,

So after u have spoken and I have spoken, ur points went down, mine up! Do u know wat does that mean??? Kek kek kek...so now u understand wat points are for???/

Anyway, I invite u to take as many last words or final words u like to take.

Guess u are the only naive imbecile here, kek kek kek.... Hope u enjoy whatever that is left of ur wonderful weekend.

Oh. Just an advice for u..... Confucian says "If u have limited intelligence, do not try to act smart, surely u will only make urself look worse!"

[Myheadis]

Dear All,

Thanks for your input into his hanoi tread, it gives me a lot of research material that i can use into planning my first trip to Hanoi this november 1st to 4th.

Many thanks to Hairy Abalone, your post with all the condense info is most helpful. I using that currently to plot my trip

Also thanks to Deptrai4u, your contribution to this tread really help to keep this tread safe and going. Bro I dont chiong KTV, but if possible if during 1st Nov, 3th and 4th Nov you in Hanoi, let me know, I treat you eat though.

I'm still trying to understand some of the stuff though, can anyone help me out with the following question? I try reading most of the post but still have some burning question thought I should ask first here, learning my lesson here is better than learning my lesson in Hanoi. Appreciate your reply:

1) Some of the prices in WH and BJH it was mention local prices and foreigner prices, am i correct to say that I should be looking at foreigner prices since im a singaporean?

2) Those FL Honda girls ride on the back of motorcycle, can I assume that those waiting around at the area on the back of the motorcycle is FL? Will there be any hint that they are FL? I dont want a situation where they are in the waiting area and i go ask then the guy who is pilion them beat me up for asking...

3) It was mention FL is for ST, do they have LT? If have can i bring them back to my hotel room instead?

4) I will be staying in the Rising Dragon Hotel located at 61, do they provide "room service". Im guessing not(I know, im pushing my luck).

5) Last question, but this is not related to sex, I want to buy oil painting (1 to put in my room), i hear there's a lot in Hanoi, but Im not too sure how im going to bring it back? Can i buy on the last day bring to airport and check in as a luaggage? Anyone try it before pls PM me, I really appreciate any help?

Most likely it will be first day hanoi, second day Halong Bay, 3th and 4th day relax in hanoi again. I dont really drink nor plan to chiong KTV so im bugeting 400SGD(exclude Air ticket and Hotel) for whole trip. Should be enough right? Even i everyday fire one round?

Thanks in advance to any help. Cheers

[SingViet]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Moral of the story... : i like to irritate stupid Ang Mo who thinks the world of themselves...

Just a point of interest here.... Hanoiboy is an Ang Mo!
So guys, get the idea????

Wonderful !!! They still do not know why they are in Asia. Economies that run out of steam, high unemployment, depreciating curriencies etc etc. Come asia to earn a living and still think they are superior. Haiz... ignorant.

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by SingViet

Wonderful !!! They still do not know why they are in Asia. Economies that run out of steam, high unemployment, depreciating curriencies etc etc. Come asia to earn a living and still think they are superior. Haiz... ignorant.

Regardless if they come Asia or not, the fact is that they owe the whole world money, still everyday wake up and going around telling everyone they have the longest dicks!!! Totally shameless low level life forms.

[Bannor]

Originally Posted by SingViet

Wonderful !!! They still do not know why they are in Asia. Economies that run out of steam, high unemployment, depreciating curriencies etc etc. Come asia to earn a living and still think they are superior. Haiz... ignorant.

haha, that description goes for most. I know, and I dislike alot of things with ang mo's myself. but not all ang mo's are like that. In my country the economy is doing too well. we just had to reduce the percentage of money spent in the budget now due to sick amounts of southern europeans flowing over our borders. and other countries owe us money. the problem is countries like greece, spain, portugal etc. germany, norway and sweden can't be said to owe anyone. so there are no reason to generalize.

asia is just a very great place with food culture (something we lack in ang mo land), friendly people, warm climate, great hospitality and some sexy hot chicks that loves me lah :-P

no hate please. people are different. its not just race. besides, Ill invite you to check out a few places in europe like sunny beach (bulgaria), amsterdam and prague. some people say paradise island (germany) is good too, but I havent been there. Yust try out different tastes. Variation is good for you. :-) if you eat rice every day, noodles might just be a good idea...

the problem is that alot of these ang mos who travel to asia lack education, and are a bit racist. so try and be a bit better than them, and no hate please. after all, you didnt choose where you were born, did you?

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by Myheadis

Dear All,

1) Some of the prices in WH and BJH it was mention local prices and foreigner prices, am i correct to say that I should be looking at foreigner prices since im a singaporean?

2) Those FL Honda girls ride on the back of motorcycle, can I assume that those waiting around at the area on the back of the motorcycle is FL? Will there be any hint that they are FL? I dont want a situation where they are in the waiting area and i go ask then the guy who is pilion them beat me up for asking...

3) It was mention FL is for ST, do they have LT? If have can i bring them back to my hotel room instead?

4) I will be staying in the Rising Dragon Hotel located at 61, do they provide "room service". Im guessing not(I know, im pushing my luck).

5) Last question, but this is not related to sex, I want to buy oil painting (1 to put in my room), i hear there's a lot in Hanoi, but Im not too sure how im going to bring it back? Can i buy on the last day bring to airport and check in as a luaggage? Anyone try it before pls PM me, I really appreciate any help?

Most likely it will be first day hanoi, second day Halong Bay, 3th and 4th day relax in hanoi again. I dont really drink nor plan to chiong KTV so im bugeting 400SGD(exclude Air ticket and Hotel) for whole trip. Should be enough right? Even i everyday fire one round?

Thanks in advance to any help. Cheers

Answers to ur Questions:

1. If WH=whore house and BJH=Blow Job House, then yes, there is generally a Foreigner Pricing and Local Pricing... but please be warned about a new 3rd tier pricing that has started to appear in Hanoi, called the Black House Pricing and that's when its time to pay, they will escort u to a separate room, and show u a exorbitant bill.

2. Honda Girls, only available at area around the behind of Hilton Hotel.. just make eye contact and they come to you... but again be warned, u may end up losing ur wallet and phone!

3. Short-Time, Long-Time, One-Time, Many-Times... all ur to ur nego. U need to check with ur hotel if they allow u to bring any prostitute in.... gf is a different matter.

4. No "room service" i am sure.. but if the guy at the reception offer u any, it would likely be a scam.

5. Many oil painting shops along Hang Trong and Nha Tho street. U can buy without the frame, roll it up and check in. If the painting is not too big with the frame, tell the person at the shop to wrap it up for travel by plane.. when u reach the airport, get the shrink wrap service to add additional protection. If u fly by Vietnam air, they are well versed in handling such situation.


$400 is enough only if u do not meet any scam and u know exactly where to go. Please read carefully about the scam various newbies in this thread has encountered recently. If u meet just 1 scam, ur $400 may not be enough to get u out of trouble.

1st week of Nov, i will likely be around... if u keen to meet, PM me ur contact number soonest possible. Me in Singapore now actually.

But if i am not available to meet, wonder if the Boy who thinks he has the biggest and longest dick in Hanoi be willing to show u around or not?

[deptrai4u]

haiz... this place getting a bit quiet again... wonder when is that boy with the biggest dick in hanoi gonna show up again so that we all can have some fun!