Vietnam - HCM (Thread 3)

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by Paulaner

https://www.facebook.com/tuoitrenews...23006271092008

OK I take your point. I will not go back tomorrow. I will never buy sex again.

Sorry guys, I was gonna do a FR of this one, but Paulaner just talked me out of it.

[Paulaner]

http://tuoitrenews.vn/society/31836/...QspzOGI.mailto

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by mrgolden

i dont have any gf in vietnam either

normally i book online before i depart, it might be too late after i booked my room then only start asking right

This hotel formerly is named Mai Gia Huy. Used to stay in it for 3-4 times. The room deco and cleanliness not bad. The buffet breakfast also good for the room rate of USD$28 per night.

Please give feedback after u stayed. Thanks.

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by Paulaner

http://tuoitrenews.vn/society/31836/...QspzOGI.mailto

Basically same link as your last post.

Why post again?

[Aluminium]

I am quite surprised Vietnam's rates are so competitive. I thought it will have been saturated as a result of close proximity to Mainland China. No wonder my neighbours are getting Viet wives...

[HeatguyAlvin]

Hello I'm back from my trip to HCM and ready to share for the help I've received from some of the bros here.

BJ Shops -

49 nguyen phi khanh. (look for hot toc goi dau)

Can pick the girls and can cost as cheap as 300k, must bargin. If they see you do not know any Vietnamese they will quote ridiculously. Asked me for 600k initially. Girls can be as young as 24 and as old as 30+. Skills are good, some may give you a slight massage before the actual deed. (Only pay once at the counter after you are done)

Ben Ny's Hot Toc
110 Dien Bien Phu BINH THANH

I didn't manage to pick my girl for some reason, girl came held my hand and thats it. Perhaps it was due to my lack of knowledge of the local language. Paid 150k to the counter and 250k as tips. (check with the other bros for the actual rate )

Only Ktv I been is to hai nang.
Per tiger bottle less than $2
Tips less than $8 for girls. Sound system not very good but girls syt

Ktv 166 girls charge by hour. Very dep. Up to u...

HJ Shops -

Please note that . Massage place normally only do HJ. 1hour massage pay first at cashier. HJ pay to.the. girl. Minimum 300k. Maximum 400k. Do not.give more den that.If they want more. Tell them u no money

Street Walkers -

They hang out around the Pham Ngu Lao, Bui Vien area after 2am around Crazy Buffalo (600k-800k) . Otherwise ask the guy who is offering you weed for girls instead. Price range 800k to 1.2m.

Kynu Website - Courtesy of Bro Wendella.

I've tried 3 in my duration of HCMC. Honestly, this procedure is pretty tough without a single knowledge of the local language and Google translate doesn't really help because they reply you in local/teen slangs that translators can never give you any help. For example , da rah a, da co, e ranh a ak - all means that they are available and khj nao den alo e nha e lm toi 8h means she only works till 8pm today. I've gotten the help of a native speaker (the hotel bellboy helped translate most of the replies from the ladies)

09332571**
Looks: 3/10 ( can say that i have high standards, but can't say it doesn't look like picture since the face is censored)
Body: 8/10
Catbath: 7/10
Boobies: B
Comm: Can't speak english
BBBJ/BJ: 8/10 Good Suction
GFE: 8/10
FJ: 7/10



016348001**
Looks: 6/10
Body: 7/10
Catbath: 8/10
Boobies: B
Comm: A little English
BBBJ/BJ: 8/10 Good Suction
GFE: 8/10
FJ: 9/10
RTF - yes yes yes

Very accommodative and she likes to try several positions herself


0122 36869**
Looks: 5/10 (might look prettier if she didn't have pimples)
Body: 7/10
Catbath: Not Applicable
Boobies: A
Comm: Can speak both english and chinese (worked in singapore before)
BBBJ/BJ: 8/10 Good Suction
GFE: 8/10
FJ: 7/10

Honestly, all three girls had very good service. Didn't rush me, was slow and ready to spend time with you and even gave me a kiss before I left after saying that they were pretty. For 400-600k. , not much complains.

Operations for the girls in Kynu website all situated in the area around honeyhouse 2, travel there and text the girls. Hotel rates ranges from 50k to 150k depending on room size and availability. No passport? Bring your IC or offer to pay security deposit.
Honestly, if you see some bros offering to bring you around for a price. Go to the country and try to recce out for yourself. Save cash for bonking. Enjoy bros. How to find out if hotel is girl-friendly? - Most of these hotels advertise hourly rates

[sc2c]

[QUOTE=Wendella;13875095]OK I take your point. I will not go back tomorrow. I will never buy sex again.

Does it mean getting caught the same law applies whether it's in a FJ joint or BJ joint? If this is so, overtime many bro's will be heading back to Thailand as the law is still lax on engaging in girl services. In foreseeable future than this thread will be like a dead town, nothing much to share and update. Unless there are some who will defy all odds and go against the law to try their luck.

Having your picture being publish in the press is indeed an effective tool for deterence for long term resident. For foreigners having ban for a period of time with the words on the passport stamp for engaging in call girls is embarassing.

We already have our first casualty bro Wendella, who will be next ?

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by HeatguyAlvin

Hello I'm back from my trip to HCM and ready to share for the help I've received from some of the bros here.

Regarding streetwalkers in the Bui Vien / Pham Ngu Lao area, and particularly after 2am, I recommend watching this video:



This gang was busted but I have heard stories of similar levels of criminality on the part of the backpacker area SW. If in that area, might as well go to the girl bars on BV / Do Quang Do, or upstairs at Go2 (after 2am I think -- I can't stay up that late, have only visited ONCE, saw decent selection there).

Honey House 2 is the one in Phu Nhuan district? Near Phan Xich Long? These days it seems the highest numbers are in D8/Trung Son area (danchoi lists over 800 ads for that area -- some surely expired but gives some idea) followed by D10 LHP (500) followed by Thanh Binh (200) then Phu Nhuan (64 today). Other areas seem to be more 'here and there' and half or less than PN. A rule I learned in Thailand, your best chance of finding the hottest girl is to go where there are the MOST girls. If that's true, then it means D8 is the place.

Ha, you get some of the same VN slang I have to often deal with. I'll PM you to ask about some of those. I have one VN buddy and often ask him for translation help on this kind of stuff, but I worry that I'm reaching the point of annoying him with it. It's great you have a bellboy who speaks good enough English to translate that stuff.

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by HeatguyAlvin

Honestly, this procedure is pretty tough without a single knowledge of the local language and Google translate doesn't really help because they reply you in local/teen slangs that translators can never give you any help. For example , da rah a, da co, e ranh a ak - all means that they are available and khj nao den alo e nha e lm toi 8h means she only works till 8pm today. I've gotten the help of a native speaker (the hotel bellboy helped translate most of the replies from the ladies)

On 2nd thought, why not put this in the main thread? This was going to be my PM to you but then it occurred to me that it would be interesting to hear what others say about this.

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Yes it can be hard getting this slang.

Yesterday when I asked the girl if she could go to another hotel due to the passport problem, she replied with some phrase that google translated as "That's all" followed by "a a" -- one of those is meant to be ANH I know but not sure what the other would be. Anyway it was clear she could not go to any other hotel, only that one.

Looking at yours:

da rah a -- da means past tense? rah short for ranh which means free/available, and a means anh or in other words You. (feel free to correct parts I get wrong, which I surely will)

da co -- basically 'have' which is how VN would say "I am" probably in answer to 'Em co ranh khong? '

e ranh a ak - e is Em, 'ranh' and 'a' we know but WTF is 'ak'?

khj nao den alo e nha e lm toi 8h
OK first of all, I HATE when they replace the letter i with the letter j, it just makes it that much harder to translate. Reminds me of one I met, will tell later. 'alo' is one I often get and do not understand. I guess 'e nha e' means 'I go home' and 'lm' must mean 'lam' or work, but not sure how that fits, but yeah if I read that I would guess she goes home at 8.

My story. Was wandering around actually waiting for one girl I knew to be free, and spotted this very cute girl working at a cafe. I knew I needed to kill about half an hour so I thought, why not. I'll cut the story short but she was VERY seductive, initially cold but it turned out to be like a joke she was playing on me cuz she sensed my interest immediately. Basically she saw me drive past and spot her, and I parked and sat down. She had been sitting but now that I was there she got busy cleaning tables and moving chairs and whatnot, for close to 10 minutes as I sat with my coke. Every time she passed I tried to make subtle eye contact, but she wouldn't even look my way. So I thought, OK, she has no interest. Finally she seemed to finish her work. By now there were 3 other customers sitting in the row of chairs out on the front streetside area where I also was, and so I think, well probably some of these guys are regulars, most likely she knows one of them and will go sit there instead. Bummer. Even though I got there first, now I was back of the line. SHe came out from inside the cafe (no one sits inside) and straight over and sat down next to me. I'll never forget the look she gave me. A smirk on her face and when we looked at each other, she raised one eye brow with that smile on, as if to say Ha ha, I tricked you. ;-) She was a lot of fun to talk with, showed me lots of pictures describing everything, and after more than an hour I thought "Oh shit, forgot about that other girl!" but also realized that I was in fact in the right place.

After we started talking it turned out she was Cambodian. (!!!) I rely so much on Google translate now to talk to these chicks, and this was utterly failing with this girl. She couldn't read Vietnamese. She could speak it but I think roughly. Anyway, met her a couple days there and later in the week started getting SMS from her, all capital letters, and, well, spelling was atrocious. Not abbreviations but just "words" (by that I mean groups of letters put together with spaces between them) that made no sense. I showed it to my quite street-savvy VN friend, and he looked at it and said he had no fucking idea what that meant. Eventually I found out it meant she was leaving HCM the next day. I learned this the next time I went to her cafe and she didn't work there anymore. And a weird thing, when I asked her co-workers about her, giving her name, describing her appearance (tall, curvy, dark skin) and that she was Khmer, none of them had any idea who I meant, even though she worked there as recently as the previous weekend, and for about a month, and just about 6 girls total there. Like she was a ghost. Luckily I discovered she was in Viber and her photo was in there, so I showed them that and suddenly they remembered her.

[rachgu]

Things i ponder when i read this post, those tourist going there need to waste so much time on getting one pussy, to the point of learning their language. This is the first time i hear

Just ponder, as someone working full time in singapore, how many days of leave can you take per year? How many days can you afford to go travelling? Time is more important than money, why not just go to the tourist area to get a girl who speak english for better GFE? These website are good only for those local or those who live long term in vietnam.

Then you ponder again, how much can you save going for these website girl? $20? $30? $50?. The way singaporean spend on holiday there, staying in those high class hotel, eating at expensive restaurant, a trip to KTV (This is singaporean favourite) or clubbing, tipping at beauty saloon and massage, And what about those man who pay a regular gf there then go meet them monthly? If can afford to spend like that, why bother to save that small amount of money on FJ girls? It really make no sense

I have friends who can afford to stay in hotel like silverland spa, after reading this thread lately, told me they wanted to go try website girls, i am thinking WTF, why waste time and save that little money on such complex booking procedure when u can afford stay good hotel, you can go skybar chill out, you can afford to treat girls in high end restaurant to impress them, you only have 3 day 2 night, end of the day you cannot even see their face before booking them. It is no brainer.

And for those who go there mainly just for sex and sex, not for holiday break, wouldnt it be cheaper to fuck in geylang? Save on hotel and airticket.

MY 2 CENTS.

Originally Posted by Wendella

da rah a -- da means past tense? rah short for ranh which means free/available, and a means anh or in other words You. (feel free to correct parts I get wrong, which I surely will)

da co -- basically 'have' which is how VN would say "I am" probably in answer to 'Em co ranh khong? '

e ranh a ak - e is Em, 'ranh' and 'a' we know but WTF is 'ak'?

khj nao den alo e nha e lm toi 8h
OK first of all, I HATE when they replace the letter i with the letter j, it just makes it that much harder to translate. Reminds me of one I met, will tell later. 'alo' is one I often get and do not understand. I guess 'e nha e' means 'I go home' and 'lm' must mean 'lam' or work, but not sure how that fits, but yeah if I read that I would guess she goes home at 8.

[smallplayer]

Originally Posted by Wendella

Looking at yours:

e ranh a ak - e is Em, 'ranh' and 'a' we know but WTF is 'ak'?

khj nao den alo e nha e lm toi 8h

1st one she is saying she is free..ak is just an expression.

2nd one means when you reach, let her know..she works till 8pm at night. (or she starts work 8pm - if u know what she work as then u know which one she is referring to)

[Wendella]

Originally Posted by smallplayer

1st one she is saying she is free..ak is just an expression.

2nd one means when you reach, let her know..she works till 8pm at night. (or she starts work 8pm - if u know what she work as then u know which one she is referring to)

question: does the "alo" mean something like "say hello"? in other words, when you get to the room, contact her / say hello.

you say "ak" is just an expression, but meaning what (if it means something) or what is its function? I notice some girls will say "ha" at end of a question, meaning basically "huh"? (or at least that's what I think it means)

Rachgu, yes I think you are right, for guys who have lots of cash to spend and no time to venture beyond the vicinity of their D1 hotel, these website girls don't make that much sense. Then again some guys who fit that profile have done that and reported satisfaction to me via PM. So I'm not sure. (also remember, not everyone here fits that profile, there are expats posting here, or guys who are working here for extended period, and so on) Some people like the challenge of dealing with the Vietnamese language and/or the fact this is meant for VN only, and overcoming that obstacle, or venturing into that foreign territory. Adventure. Sense of accomplishment. Confidence building. Fun. (for some) It's like some people enjoy eating at restaurants in their hotel or nearby, ones that cater to tourists. Others like to venture out and find the cheap street food where the real locals eat. It's a matter of taste.

The websites are just one option. If others discuss other options here, such as McLovin just did with his recent KTV roundup, then anyone who comes here can choose what's suitable for them.

[batman8805]

Hi all bro any place hj shop to recommend at districts 1

[hoian]

Hate to say this... but I think you are absolutely clueless when it comes to VN... and it's best u stick to Geylang.

For others reading this... I would like to offer this analogy.

Some may like going to the aircon supermart to get their groceries. The prices are all clearly tagged in English and u take what u want and pay at counter. No hassles for foreigners... but prices have already been marked up.

Some may prefer the wet market where locals go... even though it means getting your shoes dirty and shoving with the crowds... but u know you will be getting the freshiest vege straight from the farms. And some haggling over prices is expected.

It's up to the individual where he wants to go shopping. No right or wrong, just a matter of preference.

Originally Posted by rachgu

Things i ponder when i read this post, those tourist going there need to waste so much time on getting one pussy, to the point of learning their language. This is the first time i hear ...

[hoian]

The closest translation I can think of for "ak" is "hic" in English. Just a meaningless exclamation.

Originally Posted by Wendella

you say "ak" is just an expression, but meaning what (if it means something) or what is its function? I notice some girls will say "ha" at end of a question, meaning basically "huh"? (or at least that's what I think it means)