Vietnam - HCM (Thread 3)

[singaporesailer]

again, FR to be posted (day 4 done), but as am new to this area, nothing too exciting, mainly taking it slow to test water rather than kenna chop like carrot.

just finished a massage in a backalley, dodgy looking enough, encouraging me to go in! 2 pretty & very friendly ladies (6& 7 /10) greeted me whilst sliding their palm along the side of my face ("hi, handsome, what made you come here?") - i can feel my blood rushing..:P

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...nothing happened, just a massage with hot stones + facial. As i am about to leave, again, "handsome, you coming again? when?" with the again, palm sliding along my right cheek (for sure, handsome is just a compliment. MC & volcano can attest to that), and i left with a rather ok massage (had better)

i suspect that either i am not doing it right(which is highly likely to be the case), or the recent raids just made the ladies extremely careful on when to pull the big gun/my big gun out. or, it is just clean.

Experienced seniors, i may be wrong, but more of my FR to come after i complete my entire trip!

Again, many thanks to MC and Volcano!

[mutantchicken]

Newbie reporting here, this is my first FR so please be gentle withe me as my england not powderful. Firstly thanks all the past posters in all 3 threads, i have been a avid reader of all thread threads going back to 2004, so u know all the stories and all the personailities of most of the seniors going back to when they were just newbies. I have noticed that the recent posts have followed a particular pattern so i will try my best to stick with that pattern.
As i have mentioned i have been reading about vietnam on sammyboy since 2004 and finally i have tired of sitting in my moms house masturbating to the sextifying stories from sex therapy, naked ambition and many others, finally i have followed in the footsteps of my hero Volcano to finnaly arrive in HCMC or aka Wetnam.
Again please excuse me as i am not sophisticated as some of the seniors in their FR and i cannot achieve self flattery through suggestion or implication as such i will be crude crass and direct.
The seniors could not have time to meet me after i PM them as i assume they too busy making love to there darlings, princess, queen of hearts, and model gfs, the only person who met me was Mutantchicken who i will refer to as MC.
He met me at a cafe called Mifa, i would like to qualify and put a caveat on the next part of the FR and say that YMMV, ie please dont expect the same results, because MC is a old bird of HCMC, not only that but he is handsome, has a big penis, when he speaks he can make giirls cry, smile, dance, he even made a girl get so wet thats she put her fingers under the table brought it out all wet and glistening and wiped it over my lips...yes pussy juice. Secondly he is so localised that many times locals for no particular need have come over to protect him from all the girl who wants his body. HE is such a old bird he even get prices cheaper and lower than local..he told me he just survive on 50k a day, because he is so hansome people give many things for he free of charge.
So we went for coffee, at mifa, the cafe sua da was only 10k (actually the coffee and milk was extra call it a hidden charge, because if i told u the total price of 35k, then it wouldnt seem as exciting a story) When he asked me to tip her 20k, she gave it back to him as start crying as she was so touched that MC tipped her. He told me he never need to tip, so by tipping her she felt special.

Next we went try some chao long, it cost only 15k (mc chose the cheapest option just have chao no long, that way i can FR that we go a really localised meal for so cheap, if we had got teh special for 23k, then it wouldnt seem so impressive)

Afterwards we went to a massage only 50K!!!! so cheap the cheapest i have never seen ( the true cost break down was 100k if i wanted sauna and massage and the tip was 150k for teh hj, but if i said that teh massage was 250k, then it wouldnt be as sensational as saying massage 50k, 50k just gives me use of the sauna...but i have to follow the pattern of seniors her and sensationalise my FR to suggest thats we are super duper localise old bird)

After massage mc suggest we have localise rice meal WOW only 5k ( yes the rice was 5k, the meat and vegies cost extra....call it a hidden charge)

So after that..mc said he had to go home fuck his 3 women his number 1,2,3...so we said our farewells the whole day accompany him just 80k...wetnam is so cheap!!!

[mutantchicken]

Later that night i get message from MC, i ask me if i have any shots left, i say no, but he say do i want to go to ktv...naturally i say yes. He comes picks me up and we go to KTV, there we are treated like KINGS, as MC knows the mommy and most of the girls infact, when teh girls come in for our choosing the girls dont just stand at teh door but they come up to MC and have a deep kiss, then mc tells me to check if teh papaya are ripe enough. I am spoilt for choice dont know who to choose. MC is in te middle of eating the mommy pussy, he goes up for air and he tells me that the mommy has a new girl, this one is only 18, still a virgin, this girls was planning to sell her virginity to a famous K popstar for 100k usd, but because MC came here with me they will offer her to me. It is clearly obvious that i dont need to state thats she doenst normally go with customers, but you never know ur luck.
U can safely assume i agreed...wow...i dont know how to describe what happened next ill just summarise it, but yes she is 18, yes she is a virgin, she come from a very rich saigon family, she showed me the picture of her bmw garaged in their USA property. she told me she only doing this becasue she wild and she wanst to see what being a whore is like...she is such a darling i trust her completely. After our fun i suggest i wabnted to go home. MC asked for teh bill it was only 250k for the drinks, room chgarges and tipps...so cheap..maybe a bit of MC was rubbbing off on me, because what happened next when i brought back to my hotel my princess of hearts was something from a dream...im not very good at stories but basically i made my pricess of hearts cry, because she got upselt with me because during out love making she wanted me to take her virginity, for me to CIM and cum in her ass all within teh speriod of 12hrs...i explained taht im a fat old singaporean how can i achieve such a thing. After a while she was happy with my answer and in tyeh morning i had to force 100usd into her hand....i think im in love with my princess, i plan to go to dalat teh vietnamese paris asap

[jerkface]

Originally Posted by mutantchicken

Newbie reporting here, this is my first FR so please be gentle withe me as my england not powderful. Firstly thanks all the past posters in all 3 threads, i have been a avid reader of all thread threads going back to 2004, so u know all the stories and all the personailities of most of the seniors going back to when they were just newbies. I have noticed that the recent posts have followed a particular pattern so i will try my best to stick with that pattern.
As i have mentioned i have been reading about vietnam on sammyboy since 2004 and finally i have tired of sitting in my moms house masturbating to the sextifying stories from sex therapy, naked ambition and many others, finally i have followed in the footsteps of my hero Volcano to finnaly arrive in HCMC or aka Wetnam.
Again please excuse me as i am not sophisticated as some of the seniors in their FR and i cannot achieve self flattery through suggestion or implication as such i will be crude crass and direct.
The seniors could not have time to meet me after i PM them as i assume they too busy making love to there darlings, princess, queen of hearts, and model gfs, the only person who met me was Mutantchicken who i will refer to as MC.
He met me at a cafe called Mifa, i would like to qualify and put a caveat on the next part of the FR and say that YMMV, ie please dont expect the same results, because MC is a old bird of HCMC, not only that but he is handsome, has a big penis, when he speaks he can make giirls cry, smile, dance, he even made a girl get so wet thats she put her fingers under the table brought it out all wet and glistening and wiped it over my lips...yes pussy juice. Secondly he is so localised that many times locals for no particular need have come over to protect him from all the girl who wants his body. HE is such a old bird he even get prices cheaper and lower than local..he told me he just survive on 50k a day, because he is so hansome people give many things for he free of charge.
So we went for coffee, at mifa, the cafe sua da was only 10k (actually the coffee and milk was extra call it a hidden charge, because if i told u the total price of 35k, then it wouldnt seem as exciting a story) When he asked me to tip her 20k, she gave it back to him as start crying as she was so touched that MC tipped her. He told me he never need to tip, so by tipping her she felt special.

Next we went try some chao long, it cost only 15k (mc chose the cheapest option just have chao no long, that way i can FR that we go a really localised meal for so cheap, if we had got teh special for 23k, then it wouldnt seem so impressive)

Afterwards we went to a massage only 50K!!!! so cheap the cheapest i have never seen ( the true cost break down was 100k if i wanted sauna and massage and the tip was 150k for teh hj, but if i said that teh massage was 250k, then it wouldnt be as sensational as saying massage 50k, 50k just gives me use of the sauna...but i have to follow the pattern of seniors her and sensationalise my FR to suggest thats we are super duper localise old bird)

After massage mc suggest we have localise rice meal WOW only 5k ( yes the rice was 5k, the meat and vegies cost extra....call it a hidden charge)

So after that..mc said he had to go home fuck his 3 women his number 1,2,3...so we said our farewells the whole day accompany him just 80k...wetnam is so cheap!!!

hahahahahhaha, what a good fr!

now im sure i can chiong with 1m for 10 days!!!! wetnam is the place i should retire in!!

[mutantchicken]

PS now that i have a viet gf..i would liek to share some tips only having a vietname gf can u find out
- when u take a shit, even if you use toilet paper, you need to wash ur hands with soap
- when crossing teh road, dont try to jump infront of car, bus or truck, maybe u can jedi force bike but dont try with bigger vehiles
- when doing out to any place ktv ,macan place check the bill and check your change
- dont try to take a shit standing up
-when eating try to chew before swallow especially when eating chicken drumstick or fish...
thansk luv2cheong for being my inspiration to come up with these tips

[volcano]

another 2 bbbj shop gone at Q.7....sigh.....

[singaporesailer]

Originally Posted by mutantchicken

Later that night i get message from MC, i ask me if i have any shots left, i say no, but he say do i want to go to ktv...naturally i say yes. He comes picks me up and we go to KTV, there we are treated like KINGS, as MC knows the mommy and most of the girls infact, when teh girls come in for our choosing the girls dont just stand at teh door but they come up to MC and have a deep kiss, then mc tells me to check if teh papaya are ripe enough. I am spoilt for choice dont know who to choose. MC is in te middle of eating the mommy pussy, he goes up for air and he tells me that the mommy has a new girl, this one is only 18, still a virgin, this girls was planning to sell her virginity to a famous K popstar for 100k usd, but because MC came here with me they will offer her to me. It is clearly obvious that i dont need to state thats she doenst normally go with customers, but you never know ur luck.
U can safely assume i agreed...wow...i dont know how to describe what happened next ill just summarise it, but yes she is 18, yes she is a virgin, she come from a very rich saigon family, she showed me the picture of her bmw garaged in their USA property. she told me she only doing this becasue she wild and she wanst to see what being a whore is like...she is such a darling i trust her completely. After our fun i suggest i wabnted to go home. MC asked for teh bill it was only 250k for the drinks, room chgarges and tipps...so cheap..maybe a bit of MC was rubbbing off on me, because what happened next when i brought back to my hotel my princess of hearts was something from a dream...im not very good at stories but basically i made my pricess of hearts cry, because she got upselt with me because during out love making she wanted me to take her virginity, for me to CIM and cum in her ass all within teh speriod of 12hrs...i explained taht im a fat old singaporean how can i achieve such a thing. After a while she was happy with my answer and in tyeh morning i had to force 100usd into her hand....i think im in love with my princess, i plan to go to dalat teh vietnamese paris asap

Hahaha - enjoyable read

Oh, and forgot to incl the price, 200k for massage+ 100k tips, and that's in q1.

[Hurricane88]

thank you for the stories...pls keep them coming to share...

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by equal

Expose this [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]singapohich zapped me with his gang after I just up him -- during this national day

Happy national day to all other bros here

not sure if H88 is a bug or not but your one sad Fck to get this upset over points...h88 zapped me with his gang long time ago...zap big deal i still meet him for coffee

[sailsingapore]

Originally Posted by equal

Expose this [COLOR="Red"][SIZE=" which zapped me with his gang after I just up him -- during this national day

Happy national day to all other bros here

Bro E : chill ... TS H-88 is a very relaxed & nice guy. He is great help & has invaluable experience in HCMC. Happy N Day !!

[iSaigon]

Originally Posted by equal

Expose this [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]singapore's which zapped me with his gang after I just up him -- during this national day

Happy national day to all other bros here

I get zapped as well by pussies which don't even leave their names. At least he bothered to put down his name. If you call H88 a bug what are those which hides when zaping?

[walle]

hi bros, will b there on 19/8， can recommend any good roast pork or suckling pig? thx

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by equal

thanks bro, he maybe nice and helpful in one area, this doesn't change the fact that he is very bad in others, he is just a bug of Singapore the feature sometimes uncontrollable

prove your words...

I can easily delete your posts but I have not done so...this is to let bros read what kind person accusing me...btw, I am not bothered by your insanity and vulgarity...but I am wondering what facts and how you conclude is me...

If I pm you all my ups and zaps for the past week will you believe me...you dun because you think I instructed my clones to zap you...seriously think carefully, how many high point clones do I have that can zap so many times...haha...here we are real ppl doing real things and no clones in my thread...

I moderate my thread with fairness and support many other TS threads...we formed comradeship and helped each other...only clones who talk rubbish and try to misled samsters in my thread will kena zap...

when I zap or mass zap I admit it...

to all bros - please do not zap equal...give him time to repent and find the culprit...

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by walle

hi will b there on 19/8， can recommend any good roast pork or suckling pig? thx

here is the answer posted in page 86 posts #1283...

Originally Posted by luv2cheong

5) Fantastic roast piglet: Lang Nuong Nam Bo, 285/C145 Cach Mang Thang 8, ward 12, Dist 10 - the food there very good almost full house every night

[sailsingapore]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

prove your words...

I can easily delete your posts but I have not done so...this is to let bros read what kind person accusing me...btw, I am not bothered by your insanity and vulgarity...but I am wondering what facts and how you conclude is me...)

If I pm you all my ups and zaps for the past week will you believe me...you dun because you think I instructed my clones to zap you...seriously think carefully, how many high point clones do I have that can zap so many times...haha...here we are real ppl doing real things and no clones in my thread...

I moderate my thread with fairness and support many other TS threads...we formed comradeship and helped each other...only clones who talk rubbish and try to misled samsters in my thread will kena zap...

when I zap or mass zap I admit it...

to all bros - please do not zap equal...give him time to repent and find the culprit...

Agreed !! Give Bro Equal an equal opportunity to chill & maintain the harmony of this thread