My afternoon delights at HCs.... - Page 131

HC_Cheongster · #**1951** 20-10-2005, 06:46 PM

After reading the FR on Gigi from bro OP makes me horny man!! So decided to visit my darling joyce today again!! kekekekek

She got a burn cigeratte burn mark on her left hand wor. see liao makes my heart pain pain ler...... feels really like pampering her leh..... kekekeke

Short FR on the queen of lexon, joyce

Looks :- 8/10 ( SYT with nice smooth skin, a race queen standard )
Boobs :- "B" ( Should be )
Massage :- 7/10 ( One of the better ones )
Catbath :- 8/10 ( For me tat is Kekekekeke )
BJ :- 7/10 ( Ok suction but lots of tongue-fu involve )
FJ :- 8/10 ( Always feels shiok when bonking a SYT!! kekekeke )

HC_Cheongster · #**1952** 20-10-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by machoman

Welcome , Bro OP & Bro Guzzler to the Senior Citizens Section of the League... those that are retired or semi-retired & recuperating in the fresh cooling air of Mt Cold Turkey to recharge our sexual energy, having cheonged excessively in our days of reckless wild youth!

Include me oso leh!! im trying to cut down ler. cos planning to popped one small HCC heehee. must save my marine divers for my tigeress kekekkekeke

Wish me good luck arr!!!

Zack Tan · #**1953** 20-10-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Sighhh... hope he solve his problems soon and return to the fold !! The few FRs of his that I read were all very good and I wanted to learn his "Cum-A-Lot" Kung Fu !!

I hope his problem is not...that horny part-time gf of his & OC clash.

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Well your guess is as good as mine. He is still around but we should respect his privacy and his private life and let him move on with his life. We wish him the best and should he decide to come down from the mt.,he is more than welcome to join us here. Bro. Guzzler, if you need a sounding board, you know where to reach me. Take care.
Cheers,

Wang Ye · #**1954** 21-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Wang Ye's Revenge Bonk:

After being bombarded for 3 days (all the juicy frs on sammyboy) my Zeus Canon was primed and ready to fire. After the last skirmish (short bonking session) with the enemy my chief of staff felt it was time to avenge our defeat.

Thus the army marched in. We entrenched ourselves at room 3 to await the assault of the enemy. They came as expected and we stood our ground. Blow after blow they tired to take the Zeus Cannon and their 10 battlions ran all over the main body of my army. The chemical weaponry (hot tea) was bad but still we stood our ground, the Zeus Cannon was safe. Then we did a flanking manoeuvre enemy and positioned the main body on the field and started our attack on their foxhole (pussy) while the enemy continued to blow up the Zeus Cannon. Then the commander gave the signal and we suited up for deep entry into the enemy (heehee no need to explain). The enemy was now open in spread eagle formation.

First we attacked and ran all over the enemy's main body painting the ground. Our main target the twin mounts. 10 battlions were sent and we soon took control of the ground and we licked the enemy and planted our colours on the tips of the hill. Then the Zeus cannon was inserted deep into the enemy and it soon pulsated and begun it’s power build up. 1 special forces team was sent to engage the enemy special forces team that were guarding the mouth of the facilities that was trying to blow up the Zeus Cannon. It soon became a heated affair as they duelled each other with passion.

The tables were soon turned as the enemy mounted an attack on the main body. With the entire weight of the enemy body being thrown against the main body of my army. They pounded mercilessly but we stood our ground. Soon the enemy was tired and we counterattacked reversing the situation. The enemy moaned as we pounded them back. Then we withdrew and started our attack from the rear and the enemy was on all fours. The Zeus Cannon pounded the enemy foxhole. The enemy soon fell flat and my special forces team started to paint the backbone of the enemy body in victory. The enemy was now squirming. Finally the power build up for the Zeus Cannon had reach critical point and exploded deep within the enemy foxhole.

In the aftermath of the battle we claimed great victory. The protection suit was lost inside the foxhole as our forces withdrew. Fortunately the suit was recovered with the radioactive contents intact.

Hope you guys enjoyed the 'war' report. Next on the list Whiskey then Delightful Monkey!

SamiHyypia · #**1955** 21-10-2005, 10:54 AM

i very long never have afternoon delights liao.....

who want to be my godpa and sponsor me...

imom · #**1956** 21-10-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Wang Ye

...my Zeus Canon was primed and ready to fire...

Wau lau... final fantasy fan ah? So have you found your gaia? kekeke...

imom · #**1957** 21-10-2005, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SamiHyypia

i very long never have afternoon delights liao..... who want to be my godpa and sponsor me...

Since you are Sami, go ask Rafa to sponsor you lor... he's somewhere in the forum! kekeke... Tell him you need extra sponsorship as you are the central defender of your pockets now!

Optimus_Prime · #**1958** 21-10-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wang Ye

Wang Ye's Revenge Bonk:
After being bombarded for 3 days (all the juicy frs on sammyboy) my Zeus Canon was primed and ready to fire. ....The chemical weaponry (hot tea) was bad but still we stood our ground, the Zeus Cannon was safe.

Finally the power build up for the Zeus Cannon had reach critical point and exploded deep within the enemy foxhole.

Hope you guys enjoyed the 'war' report. Next on the list Whiskey then Delightful Monkey!

While the battle was going on in Room 3, General Wang Ye did not know he was in the danger of being outflanked !! Bravely General OP took his army to meet the enemy's reinforcements at Room 12, his aim to protect the Zeus Cannon at all costs !!

The enemy had set up a wall of very smooth sheer silk with blue flowery patterns as defence. Immediately 10 battlions of the finest Horsemen of Rohan were dispatched to rid the enemy of this protective veil.

What sorcery was this !! Once the filmsy veil was dropped, laying beneath it was a glittery paradise !! Arces of smooth milky-white land, in the distance layed two stunning hills with long erected brownish-pink towers. Beyond that was a deep foreboding enchanted forest and beyond that... the deep cold entrance to hell or heaven !! Now General OP knew he was dealing with no ordinary army but a bewitching sorceress.

Strike 1st and strike hard... so 10 battlions of the Rohan Horsemen rode up the smooth milky-white landscape and scaled the hill. The two erected towers were extremly well-protected as everytime the Rohan Horseman trying to breach the brownish-pink tower-walls, they are swiped away by the ten winged pink-serpents from the air. "You are very naughty..." the voice of the sorceress echoed in the distance.

There was no choice, General OP had to sent in the always wet Elven Lick-Riders. Blowing hot-air over the two erected towers on the hills, the Elevn Lick-Riders painted the whole hill with their war-paint. Soon both hills surrendered as slippery transparent war-paint covered every inch of the hill and the brownish-pink fortifications. "oooohhhh... it's itchy...." came the sorceress voice again.

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Wang Ye · #**1959** 21-10-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by imom

Wau lau... final fantasy fan ah? So have you found your gaia? kekeke...

Not really just liked the term Zeus Cannon.

Waaah. So Bro OP was at BHC yesterday also ah! Sooo you visited darling last night also ah! Busy nite at BHC man! Even the Ang Moh was there!

Optimus_Prime · #**1960** 21-10-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

While the battle was going on in Room 3, General Wang Ye did not know he was in the danger of being outflanked !! Bravely General OP took his army to meet the enemy's reinforcements at Room 12, his aim to protect the Zeus Cannon at all costs !!

As the Elvish Lick-Riders assaulted the hills, the 10 battlions of the Rohan Horsemen had charged up to the enchanted forest and was beginning their assualt. It was a fierce battle as many brave horsemen were ready to sacrifice themselves by plunging into the dark forbading cave. The sorceress had summoned Ice Demons to guard the cave entrance but the brave Rohan Horsemen soon slew them all, laying the cave in a torrid of melted ice and the ground extremely slippery.

Finally the captain of the Rohan Horsemen (also the tallest of the ten) managed to enter the enchanted cave. The deeper he went, the more Ice Demons he slayed... leaving a watery trail. Finally he reached a wall with a huge painted "G". He pressedagainst it constantly but it would not move. Instead the walls beside him trembled uncontrolably as he felt the walls start to squeeze against him.

Suddenly the tide of battle was turned, as the main army was pushed back on all front. The massive Battering Ram which was to used to breach the enchanted cave was under massive assault. The sorceress had enveloped the Battering Ram and was using a to break the Battering Ram's resolve. It flipped and twirled along the base of the Battering Ram, before breathing a hot spray of Tea-like liquid in an attempt to melt the Battering Ram. The foundations were weakening... as the Battering Ram was about to reak under the assault of the slippery red scaled dragon and its breath of hot tea.

Summonng all his will-power General OP managed to break the assault on the Battering Ram by engaging the red scaled dragon himself. Lead by his Elvish Lick-Riders, he met the red dragon head-on and engaged in a massive aerial duel. Both were equally skilled and darted to and fro, meshing their bodies together. After 10 mins of frantic tongue-exhausting dueling, the Battering Ram was repaired and ready to assault the enchanted forest.

Casting a protective spell, the Battering Ram began its assault. The walls of the caves were covered in a sort of liquid-like subtance (after the previous attack by the ten Rohan Horsemen battlions) that made entry to the cave easier. Slowly, the Battering Ram inched deeper into the forboding cave until it could move no further. It was time for the pounding to start.

Sounds of "Piak..Piak.." echoed Room 12 as the Battering Ram began its assault. The sorceress tried her "Squeezing Wall" spell again and crushed its internal walls against the Battering Ram. General Op headed the charge personally and ordered the Ram to increase to maximum Ramming Speed !! The sorceress brought her ten winged serpents and sank their fangs across the back of the main army but still the Battering Ram carried on... "Mmmmm...EEeegghhhh...Oooo...." the sorceress's curse could be echo-ing from the walls of Room 12 !!

After another 10 minutes of relentless ramming, the Battering Ram finally succeed in its mission and expired in a white gooey mess...

General OP survey the defeated Sorceress, she was breathless and he was satisfied that he prevented a sneak assault on General Wang Ye's Zeus Cannon !!

The sun had already set by the time he left the battlegroundAs he left... he had one puzzle yet to solve. Was the bewitching Sorceress:

A) Gigi
B) May
C) Cindy
D) Cat

Maybe League Bros can help give him an answer...

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Zack Tan · #**1961** 21-10-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by imom

Since you are Sami, go ask Rafa to sponsor you lor... he's somewhere in the forum! kekeke... Tell him you need extra sponsorship as you are the central defender of your pockets now!

Ke,ke,ke...I doubt Rafa will sponsor you since you have another game this Sat. against Fulham. He does not like his central defender to have soft legs and some time they call it, "dead" leg! Bro. Sami ah, if you play well tomorrow hor, and win the game, then I can also sponsor you. If you lose, I'll break your 3rd leg!...
Cheers,

guzzler · #**1962** 21-10-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Zack Tan

Well your guess is as good as mine. He is still around but we should respect his privacy and his private life and let him move on with his life. We wish him the best and should he decide to come down from the mt.,he is more than welcome to join us here. Bro. Guzzler, if you need a sounding board, you know where to reach me. Take care.
Cheers,

Gents,

All is ok here. Am sorting out a few personal issues and trying to stay focused. I was tempted by the SQ uniform thing that Bro OP mentioned as it would have brought back some memories, but I was able to stay on course.

To tell you the truth, my gf is satisfying ALL my needs at this point. The girl wears me out!

I'll continue to pop in now and then to say hello to the league.

Merl · #**1963** 21-10-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by guzzler

I'll continue to pop in now and then to say hello to the league.

Hi Guzzler! Heard Bro OP said he wants you to be his SIFU woh! Salute salute!

Anyway, glad to hear fr u tat everything is okie now. Looking forward to yr presence here when u hv time. Cheers!

imom · #**1964** 21-10-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

....finest Horsemen of Rohan....

Wow... now the Rohirrim are also involved... :O

Hope your 'fires of mordor' have been quenched... kekeke....

ang076 · #**1965** 21-10-2005, 04:06 PM

Nice and creative FRs, Bros WY and OP..

I guess Bro WY bonked JJ

and Bro OP bonked May