Vietnam - HCM (Thread 3)

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by decent02

1 can of bia 45K
expensive !...

Yup... the problem in VN is... if you were to go instead of phighter, the Manager would charge you VND 55k per can because you so de thuong and dep trai.

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

That's definitely an interesting business model.

No tip = No entry

but

Zero customer service and still need to tip = Customer says fuck you = No business

So which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

well this tight ass aussie vk..thinks that unless u like drinking, 1.5-1.8 for a bonk is not worth it...the locals would bring in a bunch of guys to split the 11beers hahah..anyway..its a adventure..i just wont be lining up esp when there are alternatives es with the amount of freelancers about

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by mutantchicken

well this tight ass aussie vk..thinks that unless u like drinking, 1.5-1.8 for a bonk is not worth it...the locals would bring in a bunch of guys to split the 11beers hahah..anyway..its a adventure..i just wont be lining up esp when there are alternatives es with the amount of freelancers about

Well this tight ass Sing kieu agrees, even though I drink.

For me again its the CPF of VND 650k as a standard, I wouldnt pay VND 1.8M for an uncomfortable fuck on a KTV couch where you don't know which ass has done the same thing as youre doing on the exact same spot before you and I can't imagine the VND 2,5M/month nguoi phuc vu is going to bother cleaning the couches properly with the appropriate cleaning agent after you have deposited your jizz all over the place.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

For me again its the CPF of VND 650k as a standard, I wouldnt pay VND 1.8M for an uncomfortable fuck on a KTV couch where you don't know which ass has done the same thing as youre doing on the exact same spot before you and I can't imagine the VND 2,5M/month nguoi phuc vu is going to bother cleaning the couches properly with the appropriate cleaning agent after you have deposited your jizz all over the place.

fully agreed bro Singkieu...well said...

[phighter]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

Well this tight ass Sing kieu agrees, even though I drink.

For me again its the CPF of VND 650k as a standard, I wouldnt pay VND 1.8M for an uncomfortable fuck on a KTV couch where you don't know which ass has done the same thing as youre doing on the exact same spot before you and I can't imagine the VND 2,5M/month nguoi phuc vu is going to bother cleaning the couches properly with the appropriate cleaning agent after you have deposited your jizz all over the place.

haha i agree to i dont know what CPF is, but 400k is my standard FJ. this FJ ktv was a one-off adventure so i can have the manager in my contact list. so now any sammies that come into town and want me to show them a FJ KTV, i have a few options. sacrifices i make for the community.

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by phighter

haha i agree to i dont know what CPF is, but 400k is my standard FJ. this FJ ktv was a one-off adventure so i can have the manager in my contact list. so now any sammies that come into town and want me to show them a FJ KTV, i have a few options. sacrifices i make for the community.

Cpf is cost per fuck..play on the singapore retirement fund

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by phighter

haha i agree to i dont know what CPF is, but 400k is my standard FJ. this FJ ktv was a one-off adventure so i can have the manager in my contact list. so now any sammies that come into town and want me to show them a FJ KTV, i have a few options. sacrifices i make for the community.

CPF if you ask any normal regular Singaporean, stands for Central Provident Fund. It is basically a 'forced saving scheme' that obliges the Singapore employer and employee to make joint contributions on every paycheque, to the Fund. Its sort of like our pension plan, except it is enforced by law and there are very specific requirements as to when and how the funds can be used.

CPF as used in my context, is Cost-Per-Fuck. Obvious play on the acronym as pointed out by MC.

Definition: Cost-Per-Fuck can be determined simply by an example as follows:

If you took a girl out on a date and spent VND 345.000 on Oc and a few beers, VND 30.000 on a sinh to and ca phe sua da, VND 200.000 on the motel room in Q10 and fucked her twice before sending her home in the morning, your CPF is:

(VND 345.000 + VND 30.000 + VND 200.000) / 2 = VND 287.500 = CPF

Gas for your bike can be ignored unless you rode her all the way home to Vung Tau.

Now you should ask me about the Singkieu Ratio.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

Now you should ask me about the Singkieu Ratio.

so what is Singkieu ratio..

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

so what is Singkieu ratio..

I posted this about 4 years ago on another board. I will repost it here:

Allow me to share my simple albeit crude theory on P4P. Let's call it Singkieu's Basic P4P Economic Theory, which states:

The 'market' rate for P4P in a particular city/country/region should be a function of the average income/salary for that particular city/country/region, expatriate salaries excluded.

Allow me to demonstrate examples based on my past experience and estimates:

Average (median) gross monthly income in the US: USD 45,000 / year = USD 3,750 / month
Average ST FS from SW: USD 50
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 50/3750 = 0.0267 or 1.33%

Average (median) gross monthly income in Singapore: SGD 3,000 / month
Average ST in Geylang (in-house Thai FL): SGD 50
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 50/3000 = 0.0167 or 1.67%

Average (median) gross monthly income in Thailand: THB 12,000 / month
Average ST from a Sukhumvit SW: THB 1000
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 1000/12000 = 0.0833 or 8.33%

Average (median) gross monthly income in Indonesia: IDR 5,000,000 / month
Average ST from a Hotel Travel ML: IDR 350,000
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 350000/5000000 = 0.07 or 7.0%

Average (median) gross monthly income in Vietnam: VND 3,900,000 / month
Average ST with a motobike girl in Q5: VND 300,000
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 300000/3900000 = 0.0769 or 7.69%

How to interpret the above results?

Well for one thing, Singaporeans are paying somewhat close to Americans for pussy in their own countries, as compared to their respective incomes. Therefore if they don't need to travel, Singaporeans and Americans should stay home and cheong in their own countries.

Thai, Indonesian and Viet locals are paying somewhat higher for pussy in their own countries, although Thais the most.

Conclusion: Singaporeans should cheong in Indonesia first, followed by Vietnam, then Thailand last. Americans should stay at home.

[kenny_boy]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

I posted this about 4 years ago on another board. I will repost it here:

Allow me to share my simple albeit crude theory on P4P. Let's call it Singkieu's Basic P4P Economic Theory, which states:

The 'market' rate for P4P in a particular city/country/region should be a function of the average income/salary for that particular city/country/region, expatriate salaries excluded.

Allow me to demonstrate examples based on my past experience and estimates:

edited for length.....

Conclusion: Singaporeans should cheong in Indonesia first, followed by Vietnam, then Thailand last. Americans should stay at home.

wow nice statistic...
den again, since we go thai we bang thai ger and go vn bang vb, i suppose in sg should compare to bang sg girls, i suppose tat would at least cost at least $150 per pop since prc already at that rate. that will bring the P4PI to 5%

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by kenny_boy

wow nice statistic...
den again, since we go thai we bang thai ger and go vn bang vb, i suppose in sg should compare to bang sg girls, i suppose tat would at least cost at least $150 per pop since prc already at that rate. that will bring the P4PI to 5%

Good point, but I doubt P4P SG girls will let you bang for SGD 150. The closest would have been the previous 150 cat Geylang but those are M'sian Chinese girls, not local SG girls.

Also I decided to use a 'common' ST rate in each of the various countries and not necessarily the lowest ST rate, without restricting that they should be for local girls to that country. Singapore is an obvious exception in this case.

Besides, PRC FLs on many sites listed in a certain section of this forum can get for SGD 70-120 per shot, no need to pay SGD 150 for current GL cat 150.

[decent02]

My bet is HCM having thunderstorm today ...

All so free coming out to post

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by decent02

My bet is HCM having thunderstorm today ...

All so free coming out to post

Yes you are right very free leh.

Except tonight in Singapore is a very nice, clear and cool night. Kaka

[VVoF]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Cause man forehead has the words, "嫖客“ and woman forehead has, "妓女".

The logic is simple, they ask both few simple questions and bingo they get the answers.....

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

haha...whether you caught red handed or not...in Wetnam, the cong an will decide if you are guilty...anyway, a few uncle ho notes should be able to settle...

pardon for the late reply. my bx stay up very late.
uncle ho in which color ? I think must be blue color with 5xx

[VVoF]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

Average (median) gross monthly income in Indonesia: IDR 5,000,000 / month
Average ST from a Hotel Travel ML: IDR 350,000
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 350000/5000000 = 0.07 or 7.0%

Average (median) gross monthly income in Vietnam: VND 3,900,000 / month
Average ST with a motobike girl in Q5: VND 300,000
Singkieu Ratio = P4P Index (P4PI) = 300000/3900000 = 0.0769 or 7.69%

Conclusion: Singaporeans should cheong in Indonesia first, followed by Vietnam, then Thailand last. Americans should stay at home.

Beside singkieu ratio,i think also consider fun factor. last time vietnam have many young fl. nowaday nowadays i cannot find so many young and new fl. most of them are seasoned. good one not so easy to find. indonesia now is no.1 fun place i think. much more than thailand or vietnam

just curious have you tried the motorbike girl before. I saw them many time. But felt unsafe. Either STD or money?