What Turns U OFF immediately??

[zhivago]

Originally Posted by sassysammy

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level...

...we frenched and hands were roaming everywhere of each other's body.

After a moment, piece after piece of cloth are dropped on the floor...

"puuuut" one farted.

And the other goes to the bathroom for a cold dip in the tub...

isn't that a turn off?? Farting in the midst of a passionate love making session.

[SassySammy]

Originally Posted by AlexWee

Then half way - not so deep can,not so hard can, no doggie can ,no frenching,no sucking nipples, no rubra rubra, no caressing,no nothing but just pumping wooden block - I pull out and go home!

Wah so many complaints?? if no rubba rubba, no caressing, how to get into the mood?? heheh might as well watch porn and diy.. Really got such gal meh?? aiyo..... if so, i think by being accomodating n responsive should be able to make up for a fishy pussy..

btw farting during the sessios is quite cute ma. hahah i personally feel that once my partner have heard me fart b4, all my image is ruined, and i will feel more relaxed. Subsequently i will no longer be paiseh to be expressive during the session hah

if so, are vaginal farts a turn off?

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by zhivago

...we frenched and hands were roaming everywhere of each other's body.

After a moment, piece after piece of cloth are dropped on the floor...

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continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

what do you do?

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by zhivago

isn't that a turn off?? Farting in the midst of a passionate love making session.

Actually, it could due to the anxiety. Brood nothing over that.

[AlexWee]

Originally Posted by Castrol

continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

what do you do?

good one bro!

how about an artificially created vagina in trans!!!

[zhivago]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Actually, it could due to the anxiety. Brood nothing over that.

thanx for the explaination on that, bro. if this is a single occurence and it shall really be a turn off...

maybe it's due to the food she/he had earlier...

Originally Posted by castrol

continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

continued...
he screamed and lounged himself backwards. his knee soften and his mouth wide open gasping for more air.

He felt his heart struggling as his wild attempts of getting more air to his heart are nothing but just some wasteful attempts.

She, shocked, still sitting on the bed. not in the right mind of deciding the right point of action just look on in horror. She does not shout neither she lift a single finger to relieve him of his current agony due to the shock he got from an unexpected object hanging on his partner's pelvis.

After a short moment, noises dies down all is quiet again. his face was paler and without any of his living expression. he's dead.

Dead of shocked and she's terrified.

Castrol bro, like that can?

[AlexWee]

Originally Posted by SassySammy

....

if so, are vaginal farts a turn off?

waulau...this is something i sure turn off ....too much pumping and too much air bag inside...unless your partner can squeeze u didi hard enough...

bro, u must be very experienced to notice this...after reading this, i start to recall...yes there are vaginal farts in some girls!!!...some strong enough to blow a ballon!!!

with every pump there's a vaginal fart - sure turn cold turkey!!!

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by zhivago

She, shocked, still sitting on the bed. not in the right mind of deciding the right point of action just look on in horror. She does not shout neither she lift a single finger to relieve him of his current agony due to the shock he got from an unexpected object hanging on his partner's pelvis.

After a short moment, noises dies down all is quiet again. his face was paler and without any of his living expression. he's dead.

Dead of shocked and she's terrified.

Castrol bro, like that can?

yes can bro, but actually i didnt really expect such a horrifying end...
so the moral of this terrible tale is, if you think you got it bad with a fish smelling pussy or bushy arm pit hair, or whatever that turns you off etc, just remember, it could be worse...

[SassySammy]

Originally Posted by AlexWee

with every pump there's a vaginal fart - sure turn cold turkey!!!

Vaginal farts can be quite embarrassin for girls sigh Cos they're often mistaken as farts. Farts as in smelly farts. Next time u guys hear a vaginal fart, dont freak out (aka 'What was that??') or else your partner (if a sexperienced one) will know tt u r inexperienced! Just laff together lo heh brighten up the awkward atmosphere

Dont point at her and let out a sarcastic laughter cos u pumped air into her in the first place

Originally Posted by Castrol

so the moral of this terrible tale is, if you think you got it bad with a fish smelling pussy or bushy arm pit hair, or whatever that turns you off etc, just remember, it could be worse...

Whahahahha! Optimists!

[sadisfiedx]

Cigarette breath turns me off completely ...

Except the time when I was too drunk to know any better and a plump english chick took advantage of me

[bluezing]

hmm... armpit hair is really quite a turn off... will sian half...

fart still ok bah... usually, it's only when u r comfortable with another person, then u'll fart in his/her presence... else, usually will try 2 tahan...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

kaoz!! cnf immediately turn soft man!! how to continue like tat!! worst is the dick is bigger than ur own... hahaha...

[giggz83]

vagina farks are still ok ...

armpit hair ......... completed turn-off..

[samschnur]

i remembered the last time i got turned off is after removing her top, she has such a flat chest tat i was momentarily stunned..... my stomach is bigger than her chest!!!

And the same gal screamed pain every time i tried to insert into her, said it hurts alot, but have no problem at all with me tonguing n licking her below....

The worst is she has a deep voice.......

All in all, a very bad experience.... total turn off!!

[calex]

I agree with most of the comments, about arm pit hair, but can we let our fellow female samster comment about what is a turn off for guys, i think is our body odour or our nose hair.:

[haodaijake]

Most of the reply here are internal factors.

How about external factors?

got one time, me bonking GF then my dad knock my door and ask.
"Ah boy ah! want eat dinner anot (in chinese) say yes then still ask what i want to eat. drag about 5mins or so then go off. didi become soft liao, sian already.

Any bros out there with external factors?
like bonking half way in hotel then fire drill???
bonking in toilet, water pipe burst???
fuking on the beach and the coconut drop on you???