Seeking Chinese Male FwB, 35-40yo

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by randyrockhard

Always remember the rules of intarwebz interaction:
1. Those who claim to be men are men
2. Those who claim to be women are actually men with beard
3. Those who claim to be below 18 are actually undercover police. Good luck TS!

Fair comment...just like my born again pastor who advised us on the ills of gambling especially the futility in winning the multi million dollar toto sweepstakes...until he met the actual winners who donated to his congregation.

[LonelyJoyce]

Originally Posted by randyrockhard

Always remember the rules of intarwebz interaction:

1. Those who claim to be men are men
2. Those who claim to be women are actually men with beard
3. Those who claim to be below 18 are actually undercover police

Good luck TS!

Thank you for your advice dear.
Will keep my eyes open and be extra careful.

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by LonelyJoyce

Thank you for your advice dear.
Will keep my eyes open and be extra careful.

Merely thinking out loud with a guess
Do the names lily, kim seng road, FnN and yeo ring a bell for our lady TS?

[LonelyJoyce]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Merely thinking out loud with a guess
Do the names lily, kim seng road, FnN and yeo ring a bell for our lady TS?

Hmm nope... what are you trying to say? :/

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by LonelyJoyce

Hmm nope... what are you trying to say? :/

I was thinking of a lady joyce
Who was linked such with rejoice
Vivaciously sexy and horny
She was nice and heavenly

[LonelyJoyce]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

I was thinking of a lady joyce
Who was linked such with rejoice
Vivaciously sexy and horny
She was nice and heavenly

Haha, nah, not me.
Sorry to disappoint.

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by LonelyJoyce

Haha, nah, not me.
Sorry to disappoint.

HI TS lady lonelyjoyce
Disappointed yes as she's fun, gr8 gal to enjoy
But no worries life must go on
Even virus stricken, indian couples still bonk
But the disappointment for me now
Is failing to qualify to worship your clit somehow

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

What do they say about guys who need to speak in ryme
Is it because they dont own a dime
That they need to resort to gimmicks to stand out
Because they have no clout
A nick like dirtyhairy
Must appear quite scary
To most women of decent looks
So pity a guy trying to get free fuck.

To each his own
Including tomarseholefucker who cant leave anyone alone
Gimmick you say for my speaking in prose
A pauper too i should be altough the rich ones dont openly boast
Then he reckons my nick is scary esp to ladies
When he fails so miserably to understand that it is to describe potency metaphorically
Finally he shows pity but only to admonish me
Saying a free fuck is being sought by DirtyHairy me
Of course for his simpleton category
Free loading fuckers lurking here including him are many if not aplenty
But thats not the style of DirtyHairy
He who enjoys participating in writing or physically
Regardless of free or paid sex it is between the fuckers and fuckees
So a word of advice to you tomarseholefucker
My little boy sonny
When i was filling up gun purchase regustration forms
You were probably still in liquid forms.

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

My nick is dirtyhairy, which i like to describe as a metaphor
But unfortunately I'm a uneducated boor
Who doesn't understand the meaning of words i use
Which explains why my nick isn't "toilet ape" (dirty as a toilet, hairy as a ape"
If someone with a modicum of intelligence was to metaphorically describe virility
They wouldn't have ended up with that mockery
I may have 1000+ posts and 15yrs plus membership
But I still post inane moronic shit
Posts trying to get free fucks by simping or fictional stories back in 2thousand and seven
But why is that surprising as I'm over 70yrs old with a penis long dead and living in heaven
I must think I'm quite unique spending minutes writing prose
But I'm too ignorant and uneducated to be even able to spell simple words like "altough"
My days of glory long gone
When i was at best some minimum wage factory drone
Now all i can hope for is another few years
Where my marshmallow of a dick doesn't make me end up in tears
So many guys are fucking hot women for cheap
But all i can do is look at my CPF balance receipts.

Sticks, stones, parangs and guns will hurt
But not words esp from a demented prick pretending to be a nerd
No thanks tomarseholeufecker for describing your inner thoughts
And to post them here masquerading as your uncle DirtyHairy' plots
Your gullibility and childishness indeed show through and through
For believing in everything you read about DHairy to be all true
While I cant deny my partaking in this forum for the sex and other delightful coitus activities of fun
But the more I read of your bullying posts here and elsewhere, plus your switch to poetic rants
The more I am convinced that you could be my long lost son!

[LonelyJoyce]

Wow. What just happened?

Anyway. Fwb found. Thread close! Teehee

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by LonelyJoyce

Wow. What just happened? Anyway. Fwb found. Thread close! Teehee

Yo TS sis...sorry for the war of words
But I have to shoo off a bullying kuku bird
Self glorified, this twit is as obnoxious as he is condescending to stop others from having fun
DirtyHairy has to stop this son of a gun
Especially after discovering he was his long lost son...
Read on below....

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

What happened to all your prose
In your feeble attempts to stand out like a rose
As lame as your poetry was, its understandable that when your intellect is that of a slime
It would be quite difficult to come up with new rhymes
I do realise you didnt spend many years at school
Thus why you come across as a fool
So here is a lesson for you Ah Pek, the words "fictional stories" means that I know your posts are works of fiction
NOT that I believe what you post with any conviction
But thanks for confirming what you post are lies and fabrication
And that it is designed for your ego masturbation
What do you call a stupid impotent old man, Mary Mary quite contrary
The answer would be Dirtyhairy

Haha & heehee, it is with much glee to make a discovery
That you are indeed the long unwanted son of DirtyHairy
Altho nice to have a boy, but certainly no good when you are a painful idiotic son of a gun
Beyond an iota of doubt, you tommalfolter aka tomarseholefucker has yet reconfirmed you're my long lost unwanted son
Because not only from your childish rants & quick aping of daddy me in poetry
Like father like son, you're shady glimpses of a young lady once fucked by me
Of all names, you uttered Mary Mary who was the uni freshy screwed by DirtyHairy
It was in our drunken spree one night a long time ago when Mary2 and I copulated in the student dormitory
While I m sorry for failing my fatherly duties, Mary2 found another whom she went to marry happily
But as she was obstinate like you as she was zealously religious, oh blimey
Mary2 confided in me before marrying that she
Was carrying you my little baby
As a devout RC she would not abort you prematurely
This explains your similarities with Mary2
Which include a low IQ and frequent bullying of many including her peers
It does show on you judging by your simpleton almost idiotic tirades and condescending behaviour, it is as clear as this appears
Alas, I should have done more for both of you my boy and Mary2
Then you would probably be better off instead of even failing so miserably I hear your exams in secondary three
I could have helped get a buddy & principal from my professorial fraternity to secure you a place in at least the ITE
Indeed it Is The End for you since you are such an obnoxious son of a B..an incorrigible bully
But at least I know you did not inherit them from me but from my ONS bloody Mary!

[dirtyhairy]

For crying out loud, TomMaffolter aka tomarseholefucker, my long lost but oh so unwanted son
You have indeed exposed yourself to be a clueless twit with a brain smaller than my pet dog dachshund
As you continue with your rancid arrogance, and that you're right/others wrong self-glorification,
You have but so cocky hellucinated as you inadvertently revealed sadly for all to see
A personality lacking in intellectual quality, of profound emotional disability, plus a serious dent in creativity
This is where your daddy DirtyHairy teaches you how to behave and respect others as I show you a thing or two on being creative and originality
To begin, aping others, including your daddy me, is not a quality especially when it is stale and without ingenuity
Especially name calling, which are done by bitches and their sons unless you are rebutting like your dad DirtyHairy
He had to fuck you virtually for your bad manners in starting this especially when you think that all in this forum you can bully easily
More lessons await you even unexpectedly
But for now DirtyHairy will want to dispel only the wrong nonsense spewed on your daddy
Far from senility and a fatty, your daddy is trim and fit whereas you put even aunties to shame with your over developed man titties
Being your dad DirtyHairy is naturally older but certainly not a granddaddy as you hope and wanna believe so stupidly
Good looking or not, it is for the many ladies who have shared their beds with DirtyHairy
It is for them to judge but then will they want to tell you and make you green with envy?
Although you remain unwanted, i still feel remorseful for you my long lost son of a gun
So as promised to Mary2, whose womb nestled you for nine solid months
Protecting you from the ills, rain and sun
I will pump in more funds for you my long lost forgotten but still unwanted son
It was $108000 22 years ago a compensation to Mary2 for nursing you due to my misfired shotgun
Therefore as soon as you graduate with an ITE hawker diploma, i will fulfill your dream to be a Grab driver by buying you a brand new sedan called Note from Nissan

[weedkiller111]

best thread in this section.

I can only dream to have such literary prowess
alas, all the ladies I have failed to impress

[georgie1994]

you can looking for in sugarbook.com...perhaps you can find your true one