My afternoon delights at HCs....

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

NB : Sister Joanna...aka WET QUEEN is available on the 29 Feb 2006............lai ah - lai ah, register now!!!



Cheers !!!


SexFreak

Bro. SexFreak,ke,ke,ke...you dun't get snook by our "crafty" League sister Joanna hor, this year boh 29/2 leh! But anyway have you or bros. out there had experience been a training model for new HC gals before? It goes something like this:
Lyn (the boss & trainer): "Gals say "Hello" to ZT who is my regular customer and he will be our training model today for my class."
Gals ( 3 of them. Let's call them A, B,&C. All SYTs and newbies ):" Hello ZT"
Me: " Hello gals. How are you all today?"
Gal B:" Wah Uncle your body and tummy so big eh? If all our customers like you than jilat liao leh....ke,ke,ke."
Me:" Big good good mah, then you can practise using your strength."
Lyn:" ZT is a sports fanitic and that's why he is so big and tanned. Also a keen golfer."
Me; " Ke,ke,ke....wah boss Lyn, you know me so well hor. Yes, I'm a keen golfer, every holes also want to try leh...ke,ke,ke"
The gals were laughing away and Lyn pinching my arm:" ZT, you beri naughty leh. Teach my gals the bad things!"
Me: "Aiyah, sooner or later, they will know mah. Lyn, you want me to strp to my birthday suite or just leave my brief on?"
Lyn:" Leave your brief on lah and dun't frighten my gals ok."
Me ( stripping to my brief ): "OK, ok."
Gal A:" Wah uncle your panty so sexy one eh?....ke,ke."
Me:" You like hor, wait you see the serpent coming out, even better."
The gals were giggling. Boss Lyn:" OK, ley's get serious....ZT, please lie down on the mattress with your back facing up." I did as told.
Lyn: " Ok gals.1st you ask your customer what would he prefer to use on his body...oil, powder, or lotion? Ok, than you can start your massages from his shoulders, working your way downwards like this." Lyn was now demonstrating her techniques. The gals were then told to practise their skills on me. Lyn: " Ok ZT, can you give the gals your impression and comments as they practise on you?"
Me;" Sure, sure. " Gal A started 1st, and then followed by gals B, & C. Lyn continued with her instructions and I add in my 2 cents worth. Then thing started to get interesting.
Lyn:" ZT, can you flip over to the front please."
Gals ( all wide eyes staring at the bulk building up in my groin ): " Ha,ha,ha...uncle your serpent is showing leh!"
Lyn (also smiling ):" ZT eh, you must control a bit mah...so fast harden already?"
Me:" Can't help it lah. All your hands all over me and today I'm a bit horny leh...got release or not...ke,ke,ke."
Lyn:" Oei, No hanky panky...this is a serious training session>"
Me: " Aiyoh, like that I jilat liao leh, how to walk around with a hard-on? Lyn, I know you are a lau chio in the sensual art of JG and HJ. Teach your studenta a bit lah."
Gals:" Yeh lah boss, teach us lah."
Lyn:" ZT, you not shy hor? Ok, after we complete the frontal massages, then we see how?" Lyn winked to me. Hor say liao! She then started to insrtuct the gals on the technique.
Gal A; " Uncle, your tummy so big, you must be eating a lot of KFC isit?"
Me:" No lah but let me tell you gals a story about eating KFC whilst you gals work your crafts on me ok."
Gal A: " Wah uncle, you trying to build kum cheng with us eh?"
Me:" No joke no fun mah! Ok, there was once a little gal and a liittle boy who are good friends. They just started Primary school and during recess time, they will both sit and take their meals together. Every day they will take out their lunch boxes and inevitably, it will be KFC fried chicken. They eat this every day during their recesses for many months. But one day, the little gal took out peanut sandwhiches instead of KFC chicken from her lunch box. Out of curiousity, the little boy asked the little gal why she was eating sandwhiches instead of the usual KFC? The little gal looked at the boy and took him aside to a shed. The little gal then told the boy that eating too much KFC has make her grow feathers. The little boy would not beilieve her and to prove it, the little gal dropped her panty and sure enough, there were evidence of "feather" growth down there. So for the next few weeks, the gal will eat her sandwhiches and the boy continued to eat KFC. However one fine day, the little boy took out his lunch box and instead of having KFC, he also took out peanut sandwhiches for his meal. the little gal was puzzled. She asked the boy the reason for the change. The little boy took her aside to the shade and told her that he has started to grow some feathers as well and need to stop eating KFC. He then dropped his pant to show her. The little gal was taken aback by what she saw. She said," Hey, I think you are too late now. Not only you have grown some feathers but also a neck and head liao!"
The gals and Lyn burst out l;aughing. " Aiyoh you so bad leh ZT."
Me: "Lyn, how about pulling my "chicken" neck longer?...ke,ke"
Lyn: " OK, dim the light gals....let me show you how to make a big man cry! ZT, off with your brief."
Me ( taking off my brief ): "yes. madam."
Lyn:" Ok gals. You must start real slow and gentle. This is one of the most sensitive organ of a man....put some loition here and then massage his shalf with both your hands......"
The rest I'll leave it to your imagination.....ke,ke,ke.
Cheers,

[Darknites]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

You dun KPO la.... still got lots of FR to submit ah...

All I want is the OL Fantasy FR !! OL !! OL !!
(seeing she's in 3 League Bro's Top 10 list... HCC, Shadow & imom)

I have posted an FR on Shirley before what... err... thinking back.. maybe I only mentioned having a session with her when she was still with "you-know-where"... but if you wanna know, check out HCC's FR.. when I was reading he's FR on Shirley, it was like re-living my encounter with her..

just to share with you when she's so high on my list -
body - 8.5/10 (B+ to C cup, slim fair body - actually, one of the best body already.. only slight reason she's not perfect cos skin not smooth enuff)
attitude: 8/10 (good attitude.. willing to serve.. not problem with gf feel)
service: 8/10 (as of most "you-know-where" gals.. but in H81.. service reduced but still better then many PRC FLs)
FJ: 8.5/10 (you got to screw her to understand.. responsive, seductive, and willing!)

this gal is a potential KC trap.. but of cos.. I have had enuff of KC traps with my TT... so, this one can't go far.. but I'm sure to continue to rtf..

Bro OP (for the matter, all league bros), you gotta try her.

Cheer,
Shadow

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

Lyn: " OK, dim the light gals....let me show you how to make a big man cry! ZT, off with your brief."
Me ( taking off my brief ): "yes. madam."
Lyn:" Ok gals. You must start real slow and gentle. This is one of the most sensitive organ of a man....put some loition here and then massage his shalf with both your hands......"
The rest I'll leave it to your imagination.....

Hey Chief... just when it's starting to get interesting... u stop.... like that how... I grow feather, neck body... ready to lay "White Egg" liao leh !!

Pls Continue !!!
The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN & LADY

[Darknites]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

Me:" No joke no fun mah! Ok, there was once a little gal and a liittle boy who are good friends. They just started Primary school and during recess time, they will both sit and take their meals together. Every day they will take out their lunch boxes and inevitably, it will be KFC fried chicken. They eat this every day during their recesses for many months. But one day, the little gal took out peanut sandwhiches instead of KFC chicken from her lunch box. Out of curiousity, the little boy asked the little gal why she was eating sandwhiches instead of the usual KFC? The little gal looked at the boy and took him aside to a shed. The little gal then told the boy that eating too much KFC has make her grow feathers. The little boy would not beilieve her and to prove it, the little gal dropped her panty and sure enough, there were evidence of "feather" growth down there. So for the next few weeks, the gal will eat her sandwhiches and the boy continued to eat KFC. However one fine day, the little boy took out his lunch box and instead of having KFC, he also took out peanut sandwhiches for his meal. the little gal was puzzled. She asked the boy the reason for the change. The little boy took her aside to the shade and told her that he has started to grow some feathers as well and need to stop eating KFC. He then dropped his pant to show her. The little gal was taken aback by what she saw. She said," Hey, I think you are too late now. Not only you have grown some feathers but also a neck and head liao!"
The gals and Lyn burst out l;aughing. " Aiyoh you so bad leh ZT."
Me: "Lyn, how about pulling my "chicken" neck longer?...ke,ke"
....

Bro ZT... your joke solid lar.. must remember this.. sure make gals laugh one..

Cheers,
Shadow

[cuteboy12345208]

Originally Posted by ShadowBro

I have posted an FR on Shirley before what... err...

Bro OP (for the matter, all league bros), you gotta try her.

Cheer,
Shadow

ShadowBro. Sound very interestting le. can i join the league so that I got the chance to try her too?

[Merl]

Originally Posted by ShadowBro

I have posted an FR on Shirley before what... err...

this gal is a potential KC trap.. but of cos.. I have had enuff of KC traps with my TT... so, this one can't go far.. but I'm sure to continue to rtf..

Bro OP (for the matter, all league bros), you gotta try her.

Cheer,
Shadow

Bro SB, pm me her contact and damage leh, I wanna try b4 she MIA.

Bro OP, tat Amanda tat Bro ang mentioned is the one I saw together with the rest? Oh btw, tks for yr recommendations. My fren is still meowing all the way hm. Hahahaa!
Chief ZT, next time can I join you to become student, ok? ok? Need someone with small tummy for lesson too rite?

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by cuteboy12345208

ShadowBro. Sound very interestting le. can i join the league so that I got the chance to try her too?

Bro cuteboy.... here's the criteria for joining the League...

1. Post a STEAMY FR in this thread- meaning some descriptions of ur actions hor...
(not ur usual "cuteboy FR"...yes ur FR so standard.. we all call t the"cuteboy FR" standard )

2. And then our HORNY CHIEF Zack will ordain you into our LEAGUE...

3. Do remember to visit our PATRON GODDESS Yuki-san for your blessings...

4. and I'll pass u the NTUC Gold Memebership card for shopping at Bukit Timah Shopping Centre's basement NTUC...

5. And must memorise our pledge...
We, The League of XTra HorNy GentleMEN (and LADY), pledged ourselves to be 1 United Gentlemen (and Lady), based on safety and our big dickies (and wet pussy), so as to achieve happiness, more Ecstacy and Orgasm for our entertainment!!!

[ang076]

Nice one, Bro ZT !

I hope to be a guinea pig where female boss and 3 gals.

Who knows? I might end up being a sex-slave to my 4 mistresses...

HC is more fun in this aspect where guy is in shorts and full clothed gal commanded the guy to remove his shorts..

Or, gal remove guy short when he was 'sleeping' during massage and slide her hand between guy legs and fondle his cock..

Or, upon returning to the room, the fully clothed gal would grab and fondle the cock of the naked guy , french-kiss him........................

[Darknites]

Originally Posted by cuteboy12345208

ShadowBro. Sound very interestting le. can i join the league so that I got the chance to try her too?

err... before I hype up Shirley too much.. better put in some disclaimers..

maybe it's because i've been hiding out at Mt Cold Turkey for quite a few days.. so, the session with her was unusually good... or I just dig her horny-ness... so, one man's meat is another man's poison hor.. if she does not live up to your expectations.. pls dun come after me...

as for contacts.. sure.. will pm cuteboy and Merl..

Cheers,
Shadow

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

you dun't get snook by our "crafty" League sister Joanna hor, this year boh 29/2 leh!.....ke,ke,ke.
Cheers,

#$%^&*&(wxyz SISTER JOANNA aka WET QUEEN, you had me and put me inside your pocket!!! I was too overjoyed and over the cloud 9 ......................... sigh ...................................... and never thought about it.

Chief is afterall Chief, no play play man, VERY SHARP (I mean your mind). I salute you Chief ZT.

What's next................


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

But anyway have you or bros. out there had experience been a training model for new HC gals before?
The rest I'll leave it to your imagination.....ke,ke,ke.
Cheers,

I had been training model for new HC gals on 3 occasions (each last about 3 hours or so) but never once have what you had so shiok. But I really enjoyed fully for the 3 hours of solid & genuine massage though.


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

Chief is afterall Chief, no play play man, VERY SHARP (I mean your mind).

Dun mean to stress u ah bro... BUT....

Where's your DAMN TOP 10 List ???
The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN & LADY

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Dun mean to stress u ah bro... BUT....

Where's your DAMN TOP 10 List ???
The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN & LADY

hehe........... cool man, I am still trying to recover from my shock given by Sis Joanna aka Wet Queen leh.....................sigh.....................: eek:

Might need your help sending me to Mt Cold Turkey Hospital !!!


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by machoman

This goes for ALL League Members too hor !!
Pls submit your Top 10 (or 5 or 3 or watever) List... for all to look look see see lei....: Quote from Optimus Prime.

Heh.. heh... was too busy bonking to login.

So here it goes.... my list of top 10 bonks

1.ShuQi
2.-"-
3.ditto
4.same as 1 la
5.eh.. who else but SQ?
6.scratch head... I think SQ!
7.should be...SQ
8.hard to call but I opt for SQ
9.figuring out but finally decide on SQ
10.thinking real hard. ultimate choice- the incomparable ShuQi!

Bro Machoman, like that also can meh............


你在混啊!!!


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[Merl]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

Bro Machoman, like that also can meh............


你在混啊!!!


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

Bro SF, how u insert chinese characters here, teach me can? Tks!