My afternoon delights at HCs....

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by machoman

Maybe he is giving us Ang Pow since today is the 15 day of CNY???

So when YOU are giving us the Ang Pao of your REAL Top 10 list ah...
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[machoman]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

So when YOU are giving us the Ang Pao of your REAL Top 10 list ah...

I quote below my ans to bro Sexfreak who asked me the same Q:


Bro Sexfreak, bro OP said to list my top 10 bonks & it so happens that all were with my beloved ShuQi. No others even came close cos my chemistry with her is so strong that we always make out with such deep passion.

Maybe, I should list my no 11 to 20 so that others will have a chance to get on my list. But then you never know... it may still be SQ all the way again.

Which part of my ans that you don't understand?

[gerhunter]

oei oei...Bro OP...so dao de...never reply my PM....

[cuteboy12345208]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

stand in line hor... I've been holding Bro Cuteboy's balls for sometime liaoz... u all go elsewhere to stand ok...

Aiyoh. Not me la. Like this I also must carry you and HCC liao. You all also hv alot of hidden lobangs Next time mus really treat u all kopi liao and maybe with dinner thrown in.

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Hey Chief... just when it's starting to get interesting... u stop.... like that how... I grow feather, neck body... ready to lay "White Egg" liao leh !!:

Ok,ok, I hear you. No need to shout so loud lah....but hor Part 2 is a bit more techical as Boss Lyn explained and instructed the gals on the finer art of sensual HJ at its best. I lau liao so cannot recall the whole spectacle and will fill in some from my own experiences. This is how it goes:
Lyn:" I want you gals to know that what I'm about to teach you is normally not in my training curriculum. It's only because of a private deal that I made with ZT that I'm sharing this erotic art with you gals. ZT volunteered to be my training model today on a condition that I also conduct this erotic session of HJ . So you gals owe ZT a special treat."
Gal A : " Thank you Uncle but what's HJ ah?"
Lyn, and gals B & C were laughing.
Me: " Aiyoh, HJ also dun't know meh? Short for hand job lah. You shake shake my serpent until he hiss and then spurt his venom out lah. Like that also don't know."
Gal A ( A SYT with gal-next-door look) :" Really ah but must do this service meh? Dun't do can or not?"
Lyn:" Of course can lah but very soon you evereyday sit down and count flys only loh."
Lyn:" Ok, we start the lesson. Can one of you gals please dim the light. 1st thing you need to do is to create a more condusive environment and make sure that your customer is comfortable and relax. ZT, please remove your sexy underwear but cover your self with a tower hor. Don't want you to frighten the gals with your serpent hissing around."
Me: " Aiyoh, Lyn, you like that say me good meh? My serpent beri small but head a bit bigger only and anyway he is still sleeping lah....ke,ke,ke."
I did as I was told. I could hear the gals gigglings amongst themselves as I sort to cover up my modesty.
Lyn:" ZT, please be more serious otherwise I cannot conduct the lesson with us laughing all the time!"
Me:" Ok,ok." KNN boss Lyn so serious and fierce.
Lyn:" ZT can you please lie down on the mattress with your front facing us with your legs open up slightly."
Lyn:" I'm going to give ZT a soft sexy massages using the tips of my fingers, starting from his chest and I'll work my way down to his groin area. Observe how I touch ZT softly like a butterfly fluttering. Besides his cock, the other parts that are particularly sensitive are his nipples, neck, inner thights, butt hole, and even his knees and toes. This sexy massages is to set him up and get his cock hard. At the initial stage don't make a mistake to go directly to his cock. Just continue to tease him and avoid full contact with his cock. Then as you work your way down to his goin area, time to play with his by now harden member. You can then remove the covering tower."
Gal B: " Wah uncle your serpent wake up already leh....ke,ke,ke."
All the other gals were gigglings again.
Me:" Aiyah me feeling horny already looking at all of you pretty gals...but Lyn, not fair that I'm nake and all of you gals are still fully cloth leh? How about you gals making uncle here more happy? Ke,ke,ke."
Gal C: " Aiyoh Uncle, you so naughty but I like."
Gals A & B:" Uncle, you wait long long ok but if you book us privately hor, we can arrange lah...ke,ke." KNN so street-smart already.
Lyn: " ZT, if you carry on your nonsense, I'll stop the lesson now!"
Me:" OK,ok but my serpent is hissing now so how?"
LYN ( she has now remove my tower and I'm fully exposed ): " Before I begin the next part of this lssson, let me just run thru' the anatomy of a man's most sacred part. This is important , so pay careful attention. You see here, this is the bulbous part of the organ and is call the HEAD ( look like a mushroom doesn't it? ). The outside perimeter of this head is the corona. This join the head to the shaft. Rember this is one of the most sensitive spot on the cock. Follow this ridge around the underside of the cock is the shaft. Beneath the shaft is the balls. Don't underestimate the sensivity of the balls as you can add a high degree of pleasure for him by performing the right kind of attention to his balls. I'll show you later. Any questions?"
KNN is this a biology lesson or what?...ke,ke,ke.
Lyn:" Ok, time to pour some oil or lotion on groin. With his erected cock pointing towards the ceilling, cup his balls with both your hands and carefully and gently use your thumbs to caress and massage the areas. Do this for a few minute as you watch his cock harden even further."
Me: " Aaaaaaaarg......Aaaaaaaaargh."
Gal A: " Uncle, you crying isit?" The gals were gigglings.
Lyn:" Place his stiff cock inside the palms of your hands and begins the upward and down ward motions. See how the cock will slide in and out on the palms of your hands. Varies the pace and intensity of this motion. He will enjoy it much more by encasing the shaft of his cock and by doing so, you will give him the sensation of having his cock encase in a warm wet environment. You can add further pleasure for him by twirling and twisting the head with your hand simultaneously. Observe his responses and reactions. Talk to him dirty or ask him how if he is feeling siok or not? Keep the momentum going as you travel your hands up and down the shaft."
Gal C: " Wah sia, uncle your serpent make of stone isit?....ke,ke,ke."
Me:" Aaaaaaargh....aaaaaaaargh...." ( Cannot talk already)
The gals were laughing again.
OK, I need to go to pcc now. Will continue later......ke,ke,ke.
Cheers,

[ang076]

Bro ZT, I think it is better if boss Lyn teach gals how to "Zuo Ai", then you will have foursome..

Better hor?

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

Ok,ok, I hear you. No need to shout so loud lah....but hor Part 2 is a bit more techical as Boss Lyn explained and instructed the gals on the finer art of sensual HJ at its best.

Chief ZT, can I PM you my Mobile Phone Number for Boss Lyn to call me for next training session?

Bro OP, don't you dare to cut queue ha.



Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

Chief ZT, can I PM you my Mobile Phone Number for Boss Lyn to call me for next training session?

Bro OP, don't you dare to cut queue ha.

I where got cut queue... I am conducting my lesson "How to fake an Orgasm" tml at Lynn's place...

Of cus... wat better way to do that than to give the woman a REAL Orgasm... than she will know how to fake mah.... hehehehe...
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[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

I where got cut queue... I am conducting my lesson "How to fake an Orgasm" tml at Lynn's place...

Of cus... wat better way to do that than to give the woman a REAL Orgasm... than she will know how to fake mah.... hehehehe...
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What time??? I better be there for your Orchestra Performance


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[gerhunter]

Bro OP...where's the remaining of your Top 10 list??

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by gerhunter

Bro OP...where's the remaining of your Top 10 list??

Oh yeah hor... okie..okie.. writing soon....

PS: will PM u my no. soon....
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[HC_Cheongster]

Originally Posted by cuteboy12345208

Aiyoh. Not me la. Like this I also must carry you and HCC liao. You all also hv alot of hidden lobangs Next time mus really treat u all kopi liao and maybe with dinner thrown in.

Hidden lobangs??? Think the both of us add up together oso not as many as u leh!!!! kekekekeke but i dun mind the dinner!!! heehee

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by ang076

Bro ZT, I think it is better if boss Lyn teach gals how to "Zuo Ai", then you will have foursome..

Better hor?

Bro. Ang,
I agreed but you know lah, Boss Lyn will not allow. She already give me "Face" by doing HJ in front of her students. She won't cross the line and encourage her gals for other "special" services.
Cheers,

[SexFreak]

Hi Bros, it may not interest everybody but it's always good to know.


12 Feb 2006 : Latest change in the reputation system.


Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[gerhunter]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Oh yeah hor... okie..okie.. writing soon....

PS: will PM u my no. soon....
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lol...still need to think which number to pass to me ar??