My afternoon delights at HCs....

[max_priest]

Originally Posted by gerhunter

kekeke....I always pondered upon that question since I was in pri sch...then came to conclusion batman was the cleverer one...

Bro, are you trying to imply that you were already a samster mentally when you were a kid?

Did you ever ponder as to why Superman never seem to get an erection when he is wearing his underwear outside?

[gerhunter]

Originally Posted by max_priest

Bro, are you trying to imply that you were already a samster mentally when you were a kid?

Did you ever ponder as to why Superman never seem to get an erection when he is wearing his underwear outside?

Coz it will be embarrassing to have a hard on especially with his red undies which might lead gays to flock to him?

[max_priest]

Originally Posted by gerhunter

Coz it will be embarrassing to have a hard on especially with his red undies which might lead gays to flock to him?

Do you know that the new actor playing the main role in Superman Returns has a manhood that is so huge even in "resting" stage that it protrudes very unsightly in his red underwear ... the producer has to use some kinda material built-in the underwear to compress his manhood to make it smaller.

[Optimus_Prime]

Will be out of commision for a while guys.

Still available for re-charge of caffeine or wanton mee but cheonging is NO for the moment.

PPl close to me will know one or more of the reasons but I always say I'm a cheongster and will always be one.. so wun be gone for long

[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Will be out of commision for a while guys.

Still available for re-charge of caffeine or wanton mee but cheonging is NO for the moment.

PPl close to me will know one or more of the reasons but I always say I'm a cheongster and will always be one.. so wun be gone for long

May I respectfully request a short term commissioning on the 20-23 June as I will need a dependable, non-car jacking wingman to fight a short term battle in Singapore against Chinese and Viet insurgents

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

May I respectfully request a short term commissioning on the 20-23 June as I will need a dependable, non-car jacking wingman to fight a short term battle in Singapore against Chinese and Viet insurgents

For u ... no problem... will come out of Mt Cold Turkey on that day.

but... but.... I alreadi "jacked" your car liaoz leh !! Sorrie !!

YY is one fun babe... looks a bit like JJ of BHC somemore.

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by DBono

OOuuiii Oouuii OOuiii!!! The polling for the preliminary round for Goddness Election 2006 for the Crown of League Parton Goddness of the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen And Sexy Ladies hv started liao !!Y no votes yet??!!All sneak out for Erections Rallies n Live Probe Cunt not bk yet isiz!

I am sad to annouce that we need to remove "Coco" of Legends from the nomination list as she has left.

[Sinfulman]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Will be out of commision for a while guys.

Still available for re-charge of caffeine or wanton mee but cheonging is NO for the moment.

PPl close to me will know one or more of the reasons but I always say I'm a cheongster and will always be one.. so wun be gone for long

Reminder: do not forget we still have 2 uncompleted mission.

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Sinfulman

Reminder: do not forget we still have 2 uncompleted mission.

roger that ... but will have to postphone till june 20th onwards.

[Optimus_Prime]

It is always hard to say GOODBYE. By far the hardest word in the English dictionary.

I had my share of hard goodbyes.. a good friend in my regular group left suddenly some years back. The worse thing was I never got to see him in his final moments. Only heard abt it thru the phone.

By the time I got there... he was already gone. I still remb how the heavens opened up on his final day of rites. The thunder, lightning could not drown the tears and wailing as the "white hair sent off the black hair". I never cried throughout... guess I was still too shocked. But it rolled down a few days after jus out of the blue. I cried.. in the most unmanly way too. sighhzz...

As time went.. so did memories..... until I almost forgot abt it until recently. Guess it does not feel good... and I know I have not been visiting him for a few years now. I've been unlucky so far... seeing "white hair over black hair" in my life.. Think until now I've yet learnt how to say a proper goodbye.


To my good friend, stay strong. You may read this.. u may not. But you need to be strong and now spend more time together. Dun be like me, I never had a chance to say GOODBYE and I regret it till now.

PS: I'm not good at spoken words but hope what I have written helps.

[MamboKing]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

It is always hard to say GOODBYE. By far the hardest word in the English dictionary.

But it rolled down a few days after jus out of the blue. I cried.. in the most unmanly way too. sighhzz...

PS: I'm not good at spoken words but hope what I have written helps.

Bro OP, real MAN do cry, you are FREE,best express whats inside...thats HUMAN

[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

For u ... no problem... will come out of Mt Cold Turkey on that day.

but... but.... I alreadi "jacked" your car liaoz leh !! Sorrie !!

YY is one fun babe... looks a bit like JJ of BHC somemore.

Bugger... so fast let u jack liao... make sure u keep her in good condition until i return leh... kekeke...

[laodi123456789]

My submission to enter the League. Posted at "TN at hougang st 21" thread
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Today my pocket was stuffed full off money thanks to the monthly salary gods. Being the fiscally minded money maker that I am I decided to blow it all on a TN massage. Most of you think I am Win's runner because I start threads for him and play lackey so lets be different for a change.. lets not book a 4D tarma with a couple of thai beauties with childish names.. instead lets be different, lets be daring, lets rock out world and go to Blue Rose and have a Tn session with SiSi, the top beauty there until Xiang Xiang just arrived to challenge her for the title. Regular SBF readers will know I planned to book SiSi first and now here is the report.

When I arrived Si Si was already with another guy, so just wait for her to come out. She come out then eat a meal. So still waiting. In the meantime TCSS wif LuLu the model, Shan Shan mountains, Xiang Xiang aka Ann Kok and Big Lisa the bohemian, who has finally returned. Lisa fans please take note – she is back.

When I finally asked Si Si for a massage I think they were all a bit shocked as I am an all talk no action kind of guy. We moved to the “Amyfied” room – which is just ok lah – light generated by a little gizmo powered from a powerpoint in the wall. There is a high massage bed and a mattress stacked up one side. Interestingly it is only now that I realised WHY there might be a mattress there. As we shall see later – maybe I should have used it.

My regular virtual TCSS buddies will know I haven't been wif a woman since TT Durai lost his peanuts. Thanks to Bro Acer's Cineplexxx and the other regular contributors to section 8 and 23 I have remained sane in the meantime. Barely. Of course there was chio Yo Yo at BS, but that was not so good. And then before that. I can only remember Trixie the filipina who was better than Yo Yo in the service department. Trixie maybe back in Singapore in June. Budget money for her if you like Filipinas. When SiSi asked me to strip I was a shy shy one. I even asked to confirm if my shapeless Bugs bunny undies should come off too. She said yes so I shyly turned my back to her and demurely stripped off. I maneuvered myself onto the massage bed without letting her see my kuku – the backwards move followed by a 90 degree rotation and slide.

The massage – Quite good. The full hands used. Gentle and quite invigorating. She did my spine then one leg. Then she popped the golden question. Less than 5 minutes But I am not here to talk quantum physics. My birdie some action! I said “Of course I wan” SiSi left the room and returned with some equipment

She stripped off in front of me. Sometimes I see old guys on the streets salivating on the SYT sashaying past them. Their eyes bug out. Their heads suddenly develop an unnatural angle in relation to their chest as they crane for the mother of all zao gengs. These guys are amateurs compared to the new generation, due to arrive in about 20 years time. We will be using microscopic artfully concealed in our weathered hands as we have one leg propped up on the kopi tiam bench and the active hand hovering somewhere near a couple of papayas, happily snapping away. Technology for the preverts. Lets not stray too far from my FR. My head was at an unnatural angle, the drool flowed freely and my eyes were struggling to stay in their sockets when Si Si undressed. Lucky for me.. she also seemed to be interested in getting some action too, so my incredible transformation into an 80 year prevert did not bother her.

The Body – I was fortunate to have felt her boobs before when the girls decided to have a boobie beating laodi head competition in the past and it was soft and I thought maybe a little flat.. but she revealed – at least c-cuppers.. very nice and full with I think pink nipples. Wah... the pond at my feet rapidly grew into a sea. Sisi also has a nice bushy bush.. Quite a bit, but not the amazon jungle, if you know what I mean. No sign of artificial intervention there. Just my type. Screw the airport strips. I want the natural settings. She is a fairly tall lady, nearly my size, but all in proportion and not much fat at all. This kind of lady is usually not my type, I prefer them to be smaller so I can be “king”, but I like Si Si very much. Chio, proportionate nice nehs and very friendly to me.

The Action – I sat up and hold her tight to feel the overall warmth and womanliness of her. Then I begin to lick her all over her neh nehs. She also give me a little bit of catbath. Hug her a few times. Feeling pretty good. Kiss her on the neck, she receives the kisses. Rub our noses together, a few peck on her lips. she have very nice skin. Move one hand down and feel the bush.. one finger stimulating her clitoris, stroking the gates Very nice she seems a bit wet, but maybe she prepared when she was outside the room. I tried to move in for a bit of deeper fingering den she said no. I retreated and we started on the FJ – funny how some people dun like to do FJ when they can't finger the ger. Hmm.

She ask me if I wan BJ (I forget if the condom was already on). I reject. We roll the condom onto my soldier (b4 or after she offered) and she lay down on ye bed like a simpering virgin, and I took her. Blood gushed out of her vagina and drown the other ladies sitting outside. Actually no. I wanted to play with her a bit and offered to give her some tonguefu but she also said no.

We did missionary first. The massage bed was damned thin from side to side. So we were on an angle and I had one foot on the floor, and the other leg on the bed in kneeling stance. You know my dede is not a giant so there were no eye popping special effects from Sisi when I was going at her. She was wet. She did turn on her moaning motor on immediately so I felt she was playing it up. Every now and then she would stop moaning and we have a little laugh. I did ask her to keep it quiet for the fear of offending the little girls (“think of the children John”) sitting just outside our door. Soon my leg got tired so pulled her sideways on the bed, still in missionary position but both of my legs on the floor. Pumping her with long strokes and checking every now and then to make sure that a particularly loud moan was not a gasp of pain.

Later ee moved over to the wall and I took her doggie style. She seemed to like that and she made sure I had one hand stroking her neh nehs and the other hand playing with her bush for this section. I moved my entire body up and down in long s+++es and in short order I was sweating like crazy. My legs hurt like hell, but my didi sing song. I nearly came because it felt so good that I had to check a couple of times to make sure the condom was still on.

My leg expired shortly afterwards so we returned to the bed where I got her to lie on her stomach and did it snake style. This was not so good, so after abt 5 minutes went back to missionary. Again my leg could not last long so ended up sitting on the massage bed straddling it with both feet on the floor and she lying there with her legs to either side. Sometimes I went fast other times I went slow. She peaked very close to the end, grinding her pelvis into me and moaning loudly and incoherently, but I could not be sure if it was a genuine chop orgasm, and I didn't ask. I varied my positions within this frame quite a few times as my legs would get sore.. but finally I hunched over her, sort of sucked her face off and shot my wad into the condom.

I was sweating and she had been rained on by me.. so I daringly donned one towel and walked to the toilet to shower off. The bro who was reading the magazine din notice me. Shortly afterwards Sisi joined me and we showered together. Not an Amy experience, but nice to see her nude in the light. Nice body. The bro noticed me on the way back and I quickly dressed.

Sat and chit chat for bit. There were lots of whispering amongst the gers, and LuLu gave me the thumbs up. Then time to go eat a second meal.

Summary
Si Si
Looks – 8 - chio
Body- 8 – curvy
Neh Nehs – Nice and big C cup / D cup.. pinkish nipples.
Massage - 4/10 – Good(6/10) but very short for me. Hopefully another Bro can share whether she does a long massage
Attitude and Service 6/10 – A few no go areas and have some fake moaning, but I think some of it was real. She did offer BJ/BBBJ, but I was in a hurry to shag her.
FJ 8/10 – We had chemistry and I was very horny.
RTF – Yes but should I meet Amy, LuLu and maybe Xiang Xiang? Also I think I want to bonk Shan Shan. She got a CFM look, would be interested to see what happens in the dark.
Damage $130 for everything

Note to self – Dun forget the sideways position where you can play with her ass and her neh nehs at the same time.

Note to self – Submit to the leagues of extra honini gently gigolos and couple of lads.

[Sinfulman]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

It is always hard to say GOODBYE. By far the hardest word in the English dictionary.

Bro, you damn drama leh... i read until i blur siah on this post.....

[imom]

Originally Posted by DBono

....

OOuuiii Oouuii OOuiii!!! The polling for the preliminary round for Goddness Election 2006 for the Crown of League Parton Goddness of the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen And Sexy Ladies hv started liao !!....

Bro,

Please remove Ribena from DHS. Her last day yesterday.

Sigh.... Wanted to see her before she quit, but didn't get the chance.

Wish her all the best though.