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[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by bonkemon

Bro, you forgot eat.
The sequence should be shoot, sleep, shoot, eat, shoot

Food is cheaper in Pekan Siam but not many restaurants there. Danok food is more expensive.

[Playman2]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Food is cheaper in Pekan Siam but not many restaurants there. Danok food is more expensive.

Yeap...agreed even more than Hatyai and BKK, not much to my liking.

Bro....should have been there this week instead....well there is always another time!

[Yokosi]

31st March 2011. Thursday.
The Thai, Loas, Myammar puyings and okt on the patio and next door to the hotel entrance eyed me when i walked into the hotel.

Inside on the long wooden seats, more Chinese PRCs also eyed this fellow at the reception. The 9-12 PRCs were lazing on the seats and were from the chinese karaoke next door. You have one Thai karaoke and a PRC karaoke sandwiching the hotel.

Dumped my overly large bag in Hollywood Palace Hotel in the late afternoon and went down to get my passport while all the ladies were candy watching me. Never gave a hoot about them and walked with passport in pocket, across the Thai immigration motorbike lane with a don't give a fuck attitude to the Thai police and immigration people at this checkpoint. Went into the duty free complex and purchased a Chivas and Black Label and a cartoon of cigarettes. Spent some time looking at the low quality, poor brands perfume downstairs and the lousy shoes and sporting equipment upstairs.

Again walked pass the Malaysian checkpoint ( where they wanna see your car registration ) and an officer asked me where i was from. Told him where i was from and he said " Oooh, sangat jauh datang ! " and let me passed after he inquired what's in my plastic bag.

Again, walked through the Thai immigration motor bike lane without stopping.
In the hotel, dumped my alcohol and cigarettes. And relax for a while. And later, had a quick meal and headed to Mutiara 3 Massage and Spa. The water in the jacuzzi was brown. Just took a shower alone and told the lady to wait outside. Gave a small tip to the ML and headed to Spider at around 6pm Thai time.

Not many customers inside. But many puyings inside. It was end of the month. The puyings gotta pay for their lodgings rental, etc, etc, etc soon and were ready to earn extra income.

As usual, ordered some Heineken and the puyings came. The first one was politely rejected. The second Kamikazi pilot puying was blown away. I was eyeing those on the stage and not these that were coming on to me. Anyway, selected two puyings that were of better quality ( better looker with good assets in a poorly lit agogo bar, they may looked ghastly in the daylight ! ). Of course, my lips and fingers went all over, above, under their bras and panties which they later took off. Gave them some tips and said i have to go to Scorpion.

Went back to my hotel and took the Chivas and went to Scorpion. More customers inside. They arranged and sandwiched two empty tables which were on the slightly higher platform on your right. Ahhh, what's so bloody special ?. Me, alone, and Chivas occupying two tables while the bar was almost full ?. It does not matter as it gave me more space. No cover charge to the Chivas as i ordered only the mixers. The puyings came. Had some fun with them but i was only interested in the Malay looking puying who was on the agogo stage. Then, i took out 2 cheap Malaysian condoms, Indonesian Rupiahs, Vietnam Dongs, RM 1, Thai baht 20 and stapled all these to make a necklace and placed these on the Malay looking puying. And created a ruckus.

The puying was happy to get the necklace When she looked at it, she became When she found out about the Dongs, Rupiahs and the condoms, she and the customers, service staff became , there were a lot of inquires, laughter, screams, etc and it was funny in the bar but she could not come to me as she was with another customer. Me, very but cock was itchy and i left Scorpion with my half finished bottle. Finished the bottle in Spider, got the puying that i was happy with previously and went back with her to the hotel for a happy ending.

Tomorrow, my brothers would start cumming to Danok.

[mythsex]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

31st March 2011. Thursday.

Then, i took out 2 cheap Malaysian condoms, Indonesian Rupiahs, Vietnam Dongs, RM 1, Thai baht 20 and stapled all these to make a necklace and placed these on the Malay looking puying. And created a ruckus.

wow, you arrived since Thursday .... and nice necklace you make

sound like you really enjoyed that nite!!!

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by mythsex

wow, you arrived since Thursday .... and nice necklace you make.

The agogo bars puyings do not know what Rupiahs, Dongs are. Even the flower carrying ladies also don't know the value.

They only asked if its Singapore Dollars or Australian Dollars.

All they wanna know is if these curriencies can be changed into RM or THB in Danok ( which i think is not possible because i never change Rupiahs, Dongs inti THB in Danok before ). But it was fun, especially when they viewed a made in Malaysian condom pack. But its an old trick which i am a bit sick off when doing it again.

[BlueDragon193]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

The agogo bars puyings do not know what Rupiahs, Dongs are. Even the flower carrying ladies also don't know the value.

They only asked if its Singapore Dollars or Australian Dollars.

All they wanna know is if these curriencies can be changed into RM or THB in Danok ( which i think is not possible because i never change Rupiahs, Dongs inti THB in Danok before ). But it was fun, especially when they viewed a made in Malaysian condom pack. But its an old trick which i am a bit sick off when doing it again.

You veri naughty boy...

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by BlueDragon193

You veri naughty boy...

Thank you, bro BlueDragon193.

Been to Claudia, lately ?.

Do enjoy your Pattaya city trip with Jackboy, ahtecklim, indianmagicoil during Songkran. Could not meet up with you fellows as my trip to Bangkok got postponed from during that period to a week later !!!!. kns !!!.

No use giving so many flowers, diluted tequilas, tips to all these models, coyotes and bargirls especially to those very experienced Hello Bangkok ladies that are out to fish you for money instead of you fishing them !. And so many cheongsters got trapped in their kc game.
Service personel with the flowers, waitress with the RM2 chewing gum and trays of tequila are all working with these models and the club owner to maximise their money sucking methods and you have cheongsters got all caught up in their and not your game plan.

I rather give homemade cheap money necklace with weird condom packaging, give 10 cents in coins, etc to these money sucking models and coyotes. Once these models received your RM50-RM100 flowers, drank your diluted tequilas, they say " Thank You " and sabai you but in private would said " Fuck You, Idiot ! ".

These models will never receive the cheapo necklace and 10 cents coins but wanna flowers and tequilas but i had great fun playing such games with them. Now i am retiring from Danok and Southern Thailand. And will concentrate more on cheonging other parts of Thailand.

Please play my 10 cents and cheapo necklace with condoms methods in Iron Club, Airport, Baccara, Peppermint, Living Dolls ,etc in Pattaya city and if you got balls, go and stick a smoking cigarette into a puying's pussy and see smoke coming out from the hole ( cost you only THB20 as tips when compared to THB500 for stupid recycleable plastic flowers on a Hello Bangkok model ).

[klmt4u]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Thank you, bro BlueDragon193.

I rather give homemade cheap money necklace with weird condom packaging, give 10 cents in coins, etc to these money sucking models and coyotes. Once these models received your RM50-RM100 flowers, drank your diluted tequilas, they say " Thank You " and sabai you but in private would said " Fuck You, Idiot ! ".

Vey well said bro Yokosi ...

[BlueDragon193]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Thank you, bro BlueDragon193.

Been to Claudia, lately ?.

Do enjoy your Pattaya city trip with Jackboy, ahtecklim, indianmagicoil during Songkran. Could not meet up with you fellows as my trip to Bangkok got postponed from during that period to a week later !!!!. kns !!!.

No use giving so many flowers, diluted tequilas, tips to all these models, coyotes and bargirls especially to those very experienced Hello Bangkok ladies that are out to fish you for money instead of you fishing them !. And so many cheongsters got trapped in their kc game.
Service personel with the flowers, waitress with the RM2 chewing gum and trays of tequila are all working with these models and the club owner to maximise their money sucking methods and you have cheongsters got all caught up in their and not your game plan.

I rather give homemade cheap money necklace with weird condom packaging, give 10 cents in coins, etc to these money sucking models and coyotes. Once these models received your RM50-RM100 flowers, drank your diluted tequilas, they say " Thank You " and sabai you but in private would said " Fuck You, Idiot ! ".

These models will never receive the cheapo necklace and 10 cents coins but wanna flowers and tequilas but i had great fun playing such games with them. Now i am retiring from Danok and Southern Thailand. And will concentrate more on cheonging other parts of Thailand.

Please play my 10 cents and cheapo necklace with condoms methods in Iron Club, Airport, Baccara, Peppermint, Living Dolls ,etc in Pattaya city and if you got balls, go and stick a smoking cigarette into a puying's pussy and see smoke coming out from the hole ( cost you only THB20 as tips when compared to THB500 for stupid recycleable plastic flowers on a Hello Bangkok model ).

Yeah, gals there miss you very much.. On & off will cheong other clubs.

The gals must be damn lucky they didn't get your Hell Notes Flowers.
One of this day will drop by Hatyai and Danok with you.

[Lim2305]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

I rather give homemade cheap money necklace with weird condom packaging, give 10 cents in coins, etc to these money sucking models and coyotes. Once these models received your RM50-RM100 flowers, drank your diluted tequilas, they say " Thank You " and sabai you but in private would said " Fuck You, Idiot ! ".

Well said bro, really enjoy with you there. Thanks.
You are the steady cheongster and your Scorpio's puying very cun.

[Lim2305]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

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I rather give homemade cheap money necklace with weird condom packaging, give 10 cents in coins, etc to these money sucking models and coyotes. Once these models received your RM50-RM100 flowers, drank your diluted tequilas, they say " Thank You " and sabai you but in private would said " Fuck You, Idiot ! ".

Hahaha my buddy just pm me that and said I am one of the idiots.....
I admitted that I hang one flower and 8 tequilas to one of the coyotes for my 15mins stay in HB on the 2nd night.

[yinyang]

De-brief on my virgin drop-by to Danok last weekend..

Flew in from Chiangmai direct to Hdy airport. Been near 5 years since I was last in Hdy (with memories of some Kiss Channel singer picking me up from airport in-between stage stints). Looked for taxi to Danok, with 2 bored looking gals at small desk offered thb1100. With dis-interested look, and no smiles.. If they only had given me the thai seductive smile with sweet "ka" (that we are so used to), I might have succumbed. I lighted up my ciggie instead, and someone came by quoted thb900. Ride was in a comfortable toyota and journey reminds me of Malaysian trunk roads. Better asphalt road condition than up north Chiangmai

Past Sadao, into Danok main strip and cabbie asked me to drop off next to border (bloody misunderstood my intentions). My 1st impressions, this is truly a "Msian Pattaya" with economy dependent on guys crossing the border And most speak bahasa, hokkien.. with ringgit as currency, so tend to forget you are in Thailand!

Massage at Mutiara was a steal at ringgit 50 for 2 hours incl jacuzzi. We started evening from 530pm at Winners agg. LDs at ringgit 7, with flowers at 10 was reasonable (compared to what we are used to back in SG or Bkk). Had one 19 C- cupper sidling up, and asked if she could drink finish 1 big bottle Heine for 50. Thought she worked hard for her money (compared with fast and furious tequilas at Hello Bangkok). She had to run to loo 2X to puke.

Rest of evening we popped by Spider, HB and ended up at Paragon for Yokosi's bithday cake do with bros. Etct also was kind to take me for a Danok night spin to Wonderland (nice setup with big stage and singers, but zero customers), past by Yes and Kiss. Wow, the gals at HB were good quality. Blew a small fortune on LD tequilas and 2 flowers for 1 ex GM Sg GRO who has done the circuit in SG and Phuket. My impression is that returns here are poor with money (and time) spent. Bar Berry was also a big fat zero on sat night.

Overall interesting eye-opener experience. Thanks to LimXX, Bonkermon, GalLover, Yokosi and etct for their hospitality and friendship. And ever grateful for Bonkermon to retrieve mi iPad when I was careless to leave in back seat of taxi on my return to Hdy.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by Lim2305

Hahaha my buddy just pm me that and said I am one of the idiots.....
I admitted that I hang one flower and 8 tequilas to one of the coyotes for my 15mins stay in HB on the 2nd night.

Kekekeke. I was 5 times also an idiot !.

2 x cheapo flowers to 2 ladies in Winner, 2 x flowers in Scorpion, and best of all.... 1 x RM50 flowers to a Hello Bangkok lady. I believed that the 2 Winner ladies and the Scorpion gal were very , very happy to get the flowers and don't think they privately said " Fuck You, Idiot " to me.

But the Hello Bangkok coyote worked hard to get my flowers and most probaby fucked me hard. There she was , on the stage, asking me to give flowers to her. I walked to her and gave her 10 cents. She shaked her both hands and said " mai au, mai au ". And at the same time, smiling and shaked her head. Okay, lah. She wanted more. I took out another 10 cents and pointed these to her, lol !. Now she has double the small coins in value. Again, she smiled and refused. Very good actress !. She wanted more and i took out 10,000 and gave this to her.

She grabbed the note and was utterly surprised when she saw that it was Vietnam Dong 10,000 and not in THB or RM. She squatted on the stage, jumping up and down liked a bunny with hands holding out the Dong, screamed at me to buy flowers. It was funny to watch her. Ah, ya !!!. What a beautiful but pitiful puying when i played her out.

I grabbed and pointed the flowers to her. Now, she looked very happy and poked out her hands to get it but i no give to her but weared it on my neck. Then i wanna the coupon card from the flower giving lady and the coyote was screaming. She damn desperate to earn extra money !!!!.

Took the flowers and swang it around my head and it hit etct88 bald head.
Very painful for etct88. Had to pacified and kissed etct88 swollen bald head. Kekekeke.

Anyway, threw the flowers to the girl who took it and most probably in private said " Thank you and fuck you, idiot ".. Went to her and kissed her on her lips while stuffing some coins into her bra !!!. She resisted my wandering hands but i my hands squeezed some titty flesh !!!.

Not so easy for models and coyotes to get flowers from ham sap me.

Next time, if i do create a home made money necklace, i will add in HELL BANK notes as what BlueDragon193 just said. Got a lot of these for Qing Ming.

To me, it is okay to give flowers but be very, very careful when you are in the bigger clubs because it is a money earning situation for the ladies and owner of the club.

Many kudos and thanks to Lim2305, Girl-Lover, Bonkemon, Yinyang, etct88 and his funny sot ( sweet old thing ), Local Hunter, his 3 friends for crazy fun and sanuking in Danok.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by yinyang

De-brief on my virgin drop-by to Danok last weekend..

We started evening from 530pm at Winners agg..... Had one 19 C- cupper sidling up, and asked if she could drink finish 1 big bottle Heine for 50..... She had to run to loo 2X to puke.

Overall interesting eye-opener experience.And ever grateful for Bonkermon to retrieve mi iPad when I was careless to leave in back seat of taxi on my return to Hdy.

First time, i see you finished off a puying..........totally wasted her ........with beer !. Hahahaha !!!.

The Malaysian armoured cavalry went into Danok with so many scary reports of tsunami and floods in Southern Thailand. And in the end , rescued your iPad . I thought we went in to rescue puyings in distress !!! Shit !!!.
Hahahaha. Anyway, glad that you got your device intact.

[Lim2305]

Me also thanks to Yokosi Girl-Lover, Bonkemon, Yinyang, Localhunter, etct88 and his SOT for their companion. Especially thanks to etct88 to drive us to pasar to select vege.
Time pass so fast....especially for happy hours.....
Bros, don't know when to see you all again there! Cheers.