Tieng Viet lovers club

[garfield_junkie]

if 2 of us were at 2 difference places
how can i live if i lost you

the 3rd sentence: i don't know the 1st half, my guess is "vang anh doi phut la nhung nho" = miss you when you were not around

"chi yeu va chi biet anh thoi" = only love you, and know you only

last sentence: swear that i love you the whole life

i also learned fr all the girls, and my wife lah. a few yrs back, i frequented JC, GL, and OT. now no more, only visit 233 once in a while

[garfield_junkie]

in the context of this sms

neu lo = what if ("lo" is also "worry", in other contexts)
chung minh = we ("prove" in other contexts)
2 dua = 2 of us
noi = place ("say" in other contexts)

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by garfield_junkie

i also learned fr all the girls, and my wife lah. a few yrs back, i frequented JC, GL, and OT. now no more, only visit 233 once in a while

233 got teachers to teach tieng viet? What is this 233?

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by jackbl

233 got teachers to teach tieng viet? What is this 233?

whao koaz... you patrol jc for so many years yet you don't know huh? its the vietnam resturant near/ diaganally opposite sbox lah.

friday night we saw a few teachers ther mah

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by garfield_junkie

i also learned fr all the girls, and my wife lah. a few yrs back, i frequented JC, GL, and OT. now no more, only visit 233 once in a while

Originally Posted by jackbl

233 got teachers to teach tieng viet? What is this 233?

Originally Posted by KangTuo

whao koaz... you patrol jc for so many years yet you don't know huh? its the vietnam resturant near/ diaganally opposite sbox lah.

friday night we saw a few teachers ther mah

From his reply seems that last time when he went to JC/GL/OT to learn fr all gals and his bx. Now once a while visit 233 to continue xxx ......... Sorry my english bad (standard B only)

[jackbl]

“Virtual marriages” – a new trend for teens
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VietNamNet Bridge – To prove their everlasting love, many teen couples have acquired “virtual marriage certificates”.


A very hot topic on Pro9x online forum for people who were born in the 1990s is “Center for Marriage Registration”. This topic has lured a lot of members, with the following advertisement:

“There are many couples in our forum who want to get married. To meet your demands, we created this topic. From now on, you can visit this topic to make your “Marriage Registration”. Please fill the following “Application for Marriage Registration”. Admin will consider and grant you the marriage certificate. In addition, your names will be updated to the list of couples of our forum”.

Another topic for teenage also advertise: “Couples who are looking for a complete marriage can visit us to register for marriage by filling out the following form”.

This is a “fashion” from China. The virtual marriage certificate is to remind them of love and to show their “ownership” over their girlfriend/boyfriend.

Minh, a high-school girl, explained: “This is completely normal. We get virtual marriage certificate for fun and to confirm our attachment in love”.

Hoang Yen, a teen girl from Hanoi, said: “I feel like we are a married couple, and we are more serious and more responsible to each other after getting the virtual marriage certificate.”

Some adults said that marriage is extremely important and the youth should not consider it as a joke.

Many teen couples not only register for marriage but also take their personal pictures to post on their blogs or forums to prove their love. Some couples don’t publicize their sensitive pictures but in some cases, after they break-up, some boys used the pictures to blackmail their ex-girlfriends and became criminals.

Quynh Nga, a student from Hanoi, was in trouble when her ex-boyfriend sent their personal pictures and video clips to her current boyfriend.

Teens can prove their loves in many ways but they should be careful to not become the victims of such “evidence of love”.

Minh Ngoc

[garfield_junkie]

Originally Posted by jackbl

From his reply seems that last time when he went to JC/GL/OT to learn fr all gals and his bx. Now once a while visit 233 to continue xxx ......... Sorry my english bad (standard B only)

u r right, except that now i visit 233 not for continue xxx as all my contacts were long gone. i went there now for food, and practice / learn Viet

[CuteBuns]

hi guys,

another difficult one for me

" anh oi.em co con cua anh no hanh em qua. em an khong duoc thu gi het anh yeu"

my impression is "anh oi (addressing u). em (I) co con (petty) cua anh (of you) no hanh qua (much). em an khong (i eat no medicine?? ......) duoc thu gi het anh yeu (darling)

anyone can help with the general meaning or the underline parts?

[garfield_junkie]

Originally Posted by CuteBuns

" anh oi.em co con cua anh no hanh em qua. em an khong duoc thu gi het anh yeu"

u sure she was not expecting your child?

co = have
con = child
cua anh = your / of you

no = he/she, in this context, the child
hanh em qua = make me tired

an = eat
khong duoc = cannot
thu gi = anything

an khong duoc thu gi het = cannot eat anything

[AdGuy]

Originally Posted by CuteBuns

hi guys,

another difficult one for me

" anh oi.em co con cua anh no hanh em qua. em an khong duoc thu gi het anh yeu"

my impression is "anh oi (addressing u). em (I) co con (petty) cua anh (of you) no hanh qua (much). em an khong (i eat no medicine?? ......) duoc thu gi het anh yeu (darling)

anyone can help with the general meaning or the underline parts?

Let me guess some of the meaning.

anh oi... em co con cua anh no hanh em qua... I have your baby [no hanh em qua... sounds like she's feeling full or something... no idea what hanh is]

em an khong duoc thu gi het... I am not able to eat anything

[CuteBuns]

ehh, I hope she is juz scaring me

but thanks for the help guys

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by garfield_junkie

i went there now for food, and practice / learn Viet

How u can learn viet from there? Share with us! Then we no need to go into the pub liao

[audisingapore]

What is the meaning of below, hope brother out there can help



Anh oi em buon qua. Em da mua xe may tri gia 30 trieu dong Viet Nam roi. Em buon va kho qua. Tai sao cuoc doi em lai gap nhieu kho khan khong duoc day du nhu moi nguoi khac? Mot con nguoi co so phan khac nhau, em khong biet cuoc doi cua em se di ve dau?.

Em buon va kho qua. Em nho anh rat nhieu. Cong viec cua anh co ban ron khong? Anh nen hut thuoc la it thoi vi hut thuoc la co hai cho suc khoe.

Khi anh ghe tham Sai Gon em se gap anh ma. Anh dung mua nhieu qua tang em se rat ton tien. Em nho anh nhieu lam anh nho giu gin suc khoe nhe. Chuc anh luon vui.

Em buon qua. Em kho qua. Tam trang cua em khong duoc thoai mai.

Em nho anh. Em kho qua. Cuoc doi la bien ca menh mong va day thu thach. Xa hoi dem lai su bac cong doi voi qua. Em buon va kho qua.

Thanks

[VietnamLover]

Originally Posted by CuteBuns

hi guys,

another difficult one for me

" anh oi.em co con cua anh no hanh em qua. em an khong duoc thu gi het anh yeu"

Originally Posted by CuteBuns

ehh, I hope she is juz scaring me

Ask yourself whether you used a condom with her or not. Can try asking her when was the last time she had period and when was the last time you had sex with her. If you have these info from her, you can deduct if she is really pregnant or not.

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by audisingapore

What is the meaning of below, hope brother out there can help



Anh oi em buon qua. Em da mua xe may tri gia 30 trieu dong Viet Nam roi. Em buon va kho qua. Tai sao cuoc doi em lai gap nhieu kho khan khong duoc day du nhu moi nguoi khac? Mot con nguoi co so phan khac nhau, em khong biet cuoc doi cua em se di ve dau?.

[Literal Translation]
My dear, i very sad. I just bought a motorbike cost VND30mil. I sad and difficult life. Why my life must meet with so many difficult situation and not have a good life like so many other people??? People have so many type of life.. i have no idea where my life will take me.

[Cultural Translation]
i just bought motorbike VND30mil so now no money so if u have money please give me as much as u can, otherwise please fuck off!

[My comments]
Got VND30mil to buy NEW motorbike (for that price likely she bought a SYM Victoria) and still cow father cow mother... i better steer off that blood sucker!

Originally Posted by audisingapore

Em buon va kho qua. Em nho anh rat nhieu. Cong viec cua anh co ban ron khong? Anh nen hut thuoc la it thoi vi hut thuoc la co hai cho suc khoe.

[Literal Translation]
I very sad and very difficult life. I miss u very much. Are u very busy with ur work? U should smoke less because smoking is bad for ur health!

[Cultural Translation]
Let me remind u again that I just told u i need money, why have u not responded positively??? okok, let me pretend to show some care... smoke less ok, dear?

[My Comments]
She trying a little KC here, but mainly is to tell u to wake up to the fact that she need u to give her money! So steer clear!!!

Originally Posted by audisingapore

Khi anh ghe tham Sai Gon em se gap anh ma. Anh dung mua nhieu qua tang em se rat ton tien. Em nho anh nhieu lam anh nho giu gin suc khoe nhe. Chuc anh luon vui.

[Literal Translation]
When u come HCMC to visit me, i will meet up with u. Please do not buy a lot of gifts for me as it will cost u a lot of money. I miss u so much and u must remember to take care of your health, ok? Wishing u happiness.

[Cultural Translation]
i have the impression that u are rich but not very smart... so when u come to HCMC, i will meet up with u and stick to u like a shadow, just to confirm that u have no one else... and then I can plan my next step. By the way, pls dun buy gift and spend ur money, just bring more money and give to me!

[My Comments]
She realized either u are very smart or very stupid..
- very smart bcos u are good at pretending u still did not get the message to give her money,
- very stupid bcos u still did not get that message to give her money..
either way, she now plan to go thru a process of elimination to find out what is what and how much money she can suck from u!

Originally Posted by audisingapore

Em buon qua. Em kho qua. Tam trang cua em khong duoc thoai mai.

[Literal Translation]
I very sad! I very difficult situation! The star i born under restricts me in every part of my life!!!

[Cultural Translation]
Why my life so sucks!?? All my friends found a few big Carrots and they have nice bikes and some even drives car now and i stuck with only a Brand new SYM Victoria??? Haiz... when u gonna give me a lot of money to make my life better so that I can show off to my friends???

[My Comments]
Once again... she complains her life very tuff!!!! haiz...

Originally Posted by audisingapore

Em nho anh. Em kho qua. Cuoc doi la bien ca menh mong va day thu thach. Xa hoi dem lai su bac cong doi voi qua. Em buon va kho qua.

Thanks

[Literal Translation]
I miss u. I in very difficult situation.. my life is so misfortunate just like *&&^#%#*@# &#^#&#?>":}|#($^$ $@$#%^... i very sad and life very difficult aaahhh!!

[Cultural Translation]
Sympathy with me... pitiful me... please give me lots of money!!!

[My Comments]
She gonna suck u dry


[Summary]

U probably meet this girl in one of the bar and for some reasons, she thinks that u are an easy guy to fool and she is planning to help u manage ur money. A girl who just spend VND30mil on a motorbike and still say life is very tuff and misearable.. this kind of girl is like a bottomless pit. Steer Clear!!! There are a lot of better alternatives in Vietnam!