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[localhunter]

Originally Posted by hamsaplou99

To all sifu of danok..
I m totally new to danok.. Will b having 1st visit soon.. Wonder if can get some advice from sifu here...
I like syt.. Young is always good as I no longer young.. Haha..
Any reliable okt there have pretty syt? Real pretty n young?
Or if u think better to get from farm or disco or pubs? As I nv been there, appreciate advice ...
I m killer of pretty syt.. Really hope can get pretty pretty one wt good Svs like GF... heehee.. Any suggestion?

Earlier asked the above but looks like no sifu giving advice.. Was being ignored.... 

1. my mood is very good
2. whats the point of writing FR when no one appreciate it?
3. pretty SYT with good service? if u find one, do let me know
4. go and find Charlie 259 (look for Oliver Hotel) and you can find lot of SYT. Ask the OKT which SYT give good service .. when you come back to give FR .. don't complaint
5. if you are looking for pretty pretty one, i suggest go to BKK
6. not that i don't want to help because there are tons of information provided in the FR. We mention about Charlie, ROSE, WnG ... blaaaa blaaa blaaa
7. Chok Dee !!

[localhunter]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Your too many to count teeraks in Danok MISS YOU a lot !.

Take "sick/medical leave" and go, lah !.

tai kor, cannot la ... no matter how much i miss danok ... still need to complete my work 1st

You think like this uncle ETC .. always run here run there

You try to call him and see

[localhunter]

Originally Posted by mythsex

see so many sifu's ask you to go Danok liao ... really cannot make it meh?

waiting for you lo
I will be going there next month

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by hamsaplou99

Sifu yokosi,
I will spend a Saturday night n a Sunday night there. Do u think I should rackie the disco, pubs, n massage parlor on saturday and Sunday to farms? Thinking how can I get the best syt wt least competition? As I m too old to compete wt all the sifus and worry on saturday too crowded..
Do u think all the puying still keen working on Sunday? The place still happening on Sunday?

There is nothing much to do in Danok in the day time. Only can do the following:
1. Visit farms.
2. Selected the vegetable for LT or ST, go hotel and bonk.
3. Sleep and bonk again if LT.
4. Eat then bonk again if LT.
5. Traditional massage
6. Oil Massage in Mutiara 1,2,3 and a few places.
7. Play snooker in the hall beside Paragon Disco.
8. Go to the internet shops.
9. Go shopping and buy " I Love Danok " T-shirt for puying.
10. Wander around the small town.

During dusk:
1. Some people sing songs, drink beer in the real ktvs ( Danok style or PRC types ).
2. Dinner ( Waterview; expensive, quality going down, the restaurants off a lane behind YES Disco, the inexpensive Thai restuarant in front of Sha La La Massage ).
3. People then hit the smaller pubs such as Winners, Fortune,Spider,Scorpion.
4. They migrate to the bigger clubs, Hello Bangkok, Pattaya, YES, Kiss Society, Wonderland near KPK.
5. They later migrate to Paragon Disco or a few smaller discos in Danok.
6. Some people don't migrate from one place to another......they cannot walk.....too drunk.

There will be intense competition on Friday and Saturday for syts. Not much competition if you go to the farms with THB1000 stuck on your forehead !. But you will be Carrot Head. Interview the syt girl ( not the OKT ) when you want to book her. Ask her about her language skills, do BBBJ, no take drugs, no feng tau, how many times can bonk, no run away, no stealing, gfe or not, is she a starfish or deadfish or hyperactive in love making, etc. Use your mouth !!!!.

Sunday, still happening. Only Monday, Tuesday and maybe Wednesday.....less people in this bonking town.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by localhunter

tai kor, cannot la ... no matter how much i miss danok ... still need to complete my work 1st.

You think like this uncle ETC .. always run here run there.

You try to call him and see.

Bro,

Ah pek etct88 .....don't run here and run there, lah.

He drives here and drives there with nice C size (.)(.) puying with her right hand on his harden golf stick !!!.

I will call him up when i am in Singapore at the end of this month.

[mythsex]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Interview the syt girl ( not the OKT ) when you want to book her. Ask her about her language skills, do BBBJ, no take drugs, no feng tau, how many times can bonk, no run away, no stealing, gfe or not, is she a starfish or deadfish or hyperactive in love making, etc.

Why i didn't thought about interviewing puying??? Definitely great idea!!!

[hamsaplou99]

Originally Posted by mythsex

just fyi, u can park your car at DUTY FREE COMPLEX after crossing malaysia border. from there u can get bike to ride u to your hotel (RM2per pax). do ignore those okt ask u got hotel room or puying
3) town and u won't get lost. if u have problem to go certain area, can always get motorbike taxi to ride u. if book a puying, she can help too.

have fun.

Tks a lot sifu mythsex.!! This is very very useful!! Will b staying at Siam thana hotel.. Wish me luck as I m entering enemy's territory "kon diao na krap" ... Chokdii to me .... Hope I able to survive without being killed by the "flower girl".....

[hamsaplou99]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

There is nothing much to do in Danok in the day time. Only can do the following:

people in this bonking town.

Wow!!! This is a very comprehensive guide! Tks sifu yokosi!!

Yeah, never thought of interviewing the chabo!! Excellent idea!! Will do it! Once again, thank u deep deep!!

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by mythsex

Why i didn't thought about interviewing puying??? Definitely great idea!!!

Yes, great idea about interviewing puying. I done it while i was in Sungai Golok many, many, many years ago when i could speak Thai better. And OKTs showed me very black face. Lucky, OKTs never take out pistol and polish it. Now, no teerak and very rusty on pasa Thai.

By the way,puying may agreed to everything you ask her or ignore you in the farms in Danok !. kekeke !.

[mythsex]

Originally Posted by hamsaplou99

Wow!!! Thank u deep deep!!

thank us by writing a FR ... and then i will up u pts

[hamsaplou99]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Yes, great idea about interviewing puying. I done it while i was in Sungai Golok many, many, many years ago when i could speak Thai better. And OKTs showed me very black face. Lucky, OKTs never take out pistol and polish it. Now, no teerak and very rusty on pasa Thai.

By the way,puying may agreed to everything you ask her or ignore you in the farms in Danok !. kekeke !.

Wow!!! Somemore tested with not so go result.. Black face by okt n could b ignored and get ppl angry... Wow!!! And I will b alone ...

Hmmm... Must exercise wt care if I do it...

[hamsaplou99]

Originally Posted by mythsex

thank us by writing a FR ... and then i will up u pts

Sure... When I m back.. U will see...

But may not b as excited as all sifu here... As I will b there by myself only lo...
Haiz...

[etct88]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Bro,

Ah pek etct88 .....don't run here and run there, lah.

He drives here and drives there with nice C size (.)(.) puying with her right hand on his harden golf stick !!!.

I will call him up when i am in Singapore at the end of this month.

oh, so that is C size, knn, neber knew that. You eyesight still berry good leh!.. but then, hor, clothes off, like fried egg leh.... hup chim peang

actually that was a real golf club, the soft bone stick is problematic....

on, month end we have Thai Food in GM.....

ps, now in Bang na, cipek, the police keep looking at the funny number plate. still lucky so far..........this trip solo drive... no have any C size (.)(.)..

[etct88]

Originally Posted by hamsaplou99

Sure... When I m back.. U will see...

But may not b as excited as all sifu here... As I will b there by myself only lo...
Haiz...

it will be interesting to see how you siam the moto sai OKTs....

try smiling and keep shaking your head.... he keep talking, you keep smiling and shaking......

[hamsaplou99]

Originally Posted by etct88

it will be interesting to see how you siam the moto sai OKTs....

try smiling and keep shaking your head.... he keep talking, you keep smiling and shaking......

Wow.. Does the motosai okt really sound so scary? Do u mind sharing wats the problem of motosai okt?

Hmm... Just to get myself more prepared fir this..