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[zhu star]

Originally Posted by lasupkia

I only have 1 test.

Girl ask for IPhone - Fail.

Faster run away

Funny that you mention is subject. My version goes like this:

Sent my regular massage girl (Read: MILF) to BT. At the airport, I was making a call on my old but serviceable mobile phone which was given to me by my resident em yeu. After finishing my call, I kept the phone in my pocket. She was looking at me and said this:

"Honey, (all my hair stand up)" she said

"Ahem, yes dear in very soft tone, hoping she dosen't hear it" I reply

"Honey, Walau, you still using such a old phone" she said

"What to do, ah very poor, no money to buy new phone. Must still use old phone belonging to K___y." I replied.

"Honey, you so poor thing, why don't you throw that antique and junk phone away" She asked

"Darling in even softer tone, hoping it blend in with the flight announcement I throw it away, then use what phone to call you?" I asked

"Honey, don't worry I give you one" She replied

"erh," was all that came out of my mouth. "U give me phone?" I asked joking "Can drinking water want right or maybe press any button got alot of flashing lights and can sing some vietnamese children songs right?" I added.

"Honey, no those are toy, I give you real one" she said

"It okay lah, my phone, still going strong" I said

"Honey, I want you to return the phone to K___y asap and I give you this one to use" She said. From her bag, she took out a brand new iPhone 4 still in the box with the seal intact"

Now, bro it is my turn to run far far away!!!!

[zhu star]

Originally Posted by lasupkia

I only have 1 test.

Girl ask for IPhone - Fail.

Faster run away

and after I ran away fro her. I kept staring at the mirror at my own image reflection. I asked myself the same old 13 test question. My own score:

1) Handsome test = -10/10 fail very badly. got alot of bullet holes on my face plus many mrt tracks all over my body.
2) Money test = 0/10 fail badly, every time very broke
3) Dam tak test = 1/10 fail also, see any girl walk pass must stare as hard as possible hoping the skirt lift up when the wind blow
4) Bonking test = 5/10, ok just pass, can still make the girl yell with pain!
5) Boyfriend feeling test= 11/10 sure pass because I fat at all the wrong places. Girls can use it as their pillow. Also good for providing sunshade or blocking out the sunshine in the hot afternoon.
6) Frenching test = 7/10, good because I got big mouth and lip can fully cover her mouth. More important my day job is selling industrial Vaccum machine, so my mouth also like vaccum machine can suck her dry.

Cheers

[lasupkia]

Originally Posted by zhu star

Funny that you mention is subject. My version goes like this:
..........

"Honey, don't worry I give you one" She replied

"erh," was all that came out of my mouth. "U give me phone?" I asked joking "Can drinking water want right or maybe press any button got alot of flashing lights and can sing some vietnamese children songs right?" I added.

"Honey, no those are toy, I give you real one" she said

"It okay lah, my phone, still going strong" I said

"Honey, I want you to return the phone to K___y asap and I give you this one to use" She said. From her bag, she took out a brand new iPhone 4 still in the box with the seal intact"

Now, bro it is my turn to run far far away!!!!

u veri power lah bro. girl give u iPhone 4 brand new. why u run?

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by zhu star

I give you this one to use" She said. From her bag, she took out a brand new iPhone 4 still in the box with the seal intact"

Now, bro it is my turn to run far far away!!!!:

Wah ... how cum I no hab one .. I also wan

Originally Posted by zhu star

and after I ran away fro her. I kept staring at the mirror at my own image reflection. I asked myself the same old 13 test question. My own score:

1) Handsome test = -10/10 fail very badly. got alot of bullet holes on my face plus many mrt tracks all over my body.
2) Money test = 0/10 fail badly, every time very broke

Wahahahahaha ... almost fell off my chair .... me oso same same

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by zhu star

Had a wonderful day and night with my Milf. Much better than all my other vbs combined together. Luckily I din get rid of her and pass it to bro Jackbl:

How cum never pass to me


Sigh......... heavy rain now .... I doubt this rain will stop till later in the night ... good for those going to 88 2 9 as you won't see much customer there due to the rain

[ReCaRo79]

Originally Posted by FireShark

This is the cantonese version

Thanks bro...indeed nice

Originally Posted by KangTuo

so this is the song you wanna listen the whole night huh?
nest time I will dedicate it in Peb****

I think this mtv is to show that taiwan do not have enough fire fighter.
ambulance is the top service.
police is to wayang.

Yes this is one of the song. Still got another song i'm interested in.

No, this video is for me too appreciate.

[ReCaRo79]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

Most of them not in the west side mah... futhermore if ask them to travel all the way to the west side and found nothing suitable, it is difficult to swtch venue. Not like in GL/JC where we switch from M51 to U-pub

I understand that's why i don't blame them.

Originally Posted by KangTuo

so now you know why I like to go JC Peb**** after yesterday night right?
weekdays is even better with much more quantity

Yes i know since then...place is small but demand is also small. So that means the supply is enough for us.

I see...some bros just don't like P******. One man's meat is another man's poison.

[ReCaRo79]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

since friday outing at GL is not good. Actually I see a drop in quantity of vb on many friday night already. This coming friday we skip GL.

Since there is so much talk about it, we shall go to

time - 9:30pm

Good idea since we haven't been there for quite sometime.

Originally Posted by jackbl

Becos this is vietnam related thread so sharing a mandarin song here seems odd to me. And it is not related to any of the posting here. Sorry to say that

I see no harm in posting video once in a blue moon since this is a TCSS thread. Moreover, the TS didn't say anything and other ppl didn't mention anything, i don't see why you have to comment on this. I didn't post video everytime. Sometimes there are other ppl posting pics and whatsoever stuffs but you didn't mention about them. If you find it odd, just ignore my video. If you can talk cock inside the thread, i don't see why i can't post video.

[MrDarkSide]

Relax lah. I also posted many non-related, nonsensical stuffs. Oooppppsssss.....
This is a Talk Cock, Sing Song thread. Be happy.

Originally Posted by KangTuo

the darkside group dont hug vb now.

We like to hug and fondle each other.
Always beoing us out of the corners of your eyes, I know you are itching to join us too.

[ReCaRo79]

Originally Posted by MrDarkSide

Relax lah. I also posted many non-related, nonsensical stuffs. Oooppppsssss.....
This is a Talk Cock, Sing Song thread. Be happy.

No worries bro.. i'm not angry but just stating my point of views.

You reach mask quite late last friday and very rare to see you these days.

[MrDarkSide]

Ya. After midnight then Cinderella can come out.

[huatliao]

I just received a sms from Ah L***. I think she is trying to KC me from her sms and she said i miss you. I like her very much. Didn't have this kinda feeling for quite sometimes. She can type english so communication is not a problem.

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Sigh......... heavy rain now .... I doubt this rain will stop till later in the night ... good for those going to 88 2 9 as you won't see much customer there due to the rain

best to go 81 hug warm warm...

Originally Posted by MrDarkSide

We like to hug and fondle each other.
Always beoing us out of the corners of your eyes, I know you are itching to join us too

application rejected by the master of darside, mikemike yesterday.

Originally Posted by MrDarkSide

Ya. After midnight then Cinderella can come out.

where are your heels?

[VietnamLover]

Originally Posted by huatliao

She can type english so communication is not a problem.

I just sent you PM. Please check your PM.

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Sigh......... heavy rain now .... I doubt this rain will stop till later in the night ... good for those going to 88 2 9 as you won't see much customer there due to the rain

Nothing is 100%. At 88 now, the tables are almost 100% full