Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 665

idioliticfool · #**9961** 23-03-2019, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Facts of Life...

Very nice joke bro, thanks a lot!

ChaseHandshake · #**9962** 23-03-2019, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Really cock laughter...

A very good cock joke hehe

Thanks for sharing

honeykawaii · #**9963** 23-03-2019, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one.

While everyone is ready to abandon all hope of finding the
Cuban flag, a 23-year-old nurse shyly interrupts their
desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is
inscribed on the cheek of her buttock.

The young girl pulls down her shorts, showing the Cuban flag tattooed on a beautifully shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag', grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you."

After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl,
"Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!

Very nice share bro, thanks!!

Hurricane88 · #**9964** 24-03-2019, 07:23 AM

Sunday laughter best medicine...

bigbirdbird · #**9965** 24-03-2019, 11:09 AM

bigbirdbird · #**9966** 24-03-2019, 11:15 AM

jcsv · #**9967** 24-03-2019, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Sunday laughter best medicine...

Hahaa nice one bro!

Hurricane88 · #**9968** 24-03-2019, 06:30 PM

*DON'T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS*

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
*MAID:* _What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?_
*ME:* _Tea pls._
*MAID:* _Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?_
*ME:* _Ceylon Tea pls._
*MAID:* _How do U want it, black or white?_
*ME:* _White...._
*MAID:* _Milk or fresh cream?_
*ME:* _With milk._
*MAID:* _Goat milk or cow milk?_
*ME:* _Cow’s milk._
*MAID:* _Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?_
*ME:* _Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow._
*MAID:* _Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?_
*ME:* _Sugar._
*MAID:* _Bee sugar or cane sugar?_
*ME:* _Cane sugar_
*MAID:* _White, brown or yellow sugar?_
*ME:* _Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water..._
*MAID:* _Mineral, tap or distilled water?_
*ME:* _Mineral water._
*MAID:* _Flavored or non flavored?_
*ME:* _Infact, get me an empty glass!_
*MAID:* _Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?_
*ME:* _Free me, I will swallow my spit..."_

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