My afternoon delights at HCs....

[HC_Cheongster]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Gotta change my MO... cus too many ppl broadcasting it away on the forum !! heehee...

Anywayz... here's how the story goes... actually had an appointment with new SG FL Suzanne, although time and place set but we did not confirm. I still went down-town for lunch anyway in case she confirmed. But alas.. the time came and went w/o a peep from her.

Well I now got a horny dick and plenty of time... how ?? Well first thing come to mind is Goddess but she damn far leh... dun want to travel down again... ok neber mind still got Bro HCC's dear dear... but DAMN !! she's fully booked !!

So I wander abt and went to BHC see see look look. Saw Le Yao (she really getting more like her liao) coming out to get her er... "stuff"... my didi horny liao !!

Went in and asked if Gigi available... sighhzzz have to wait 1.5 hrs !! What abt May ?? Osos have to wait... so lang lang just ask who is available... guess wat... I got 2 obvious choices.. Eva or JJ !! Since neber had JJ for so long... ONz her lah !!

Wah bro OP u no good lah!! keep beoing my dear dear and darling arr!!!!???? kkekekekeke my honey joyce oso in ur hit list!! kekekekeke
Then i go bonk jasmine u oso next door nia!!!??? u arr!! should change ur job to 狗仔隊 le!!! kekekekeke Btw why u naber come over and say hi to me leh???!!
Next wk maybe go find sky dun follow me arr!!! kekekekekeke must tell her to take care of me leh hehehehe i shy shy type one kekekekeke

Another point to note is hor :- heng im married and we r not those kind of close buddies if not hor sure fight over for char bos one kekekekekeke

[QMoSir]

Originally Posted by HC_Cheongster

Wah bro OP u no good lah!! keep beoing my dear dear and darling arr!!!!???? kkekekekeke my honey joyce oso in ur hit list!! kekekekeke
Then i go bonk jasmine u oso next door nia!!!??? u arr!! should change ur job to ??? le!!! kekekekeke Btw why u naber come over and say hi to me leh???!!
Next wk maybe go find sky dun follow me arr!!! kekekekekeke must tell her to take care of me leh hehehehe i shy shy type one kekekekeke

Another point to note is hor :- heng im married and we r not those kind of close buddies if not hor sure fight over for char bos one kekekekekeke

i was thinking of finding her today if jasmine not free leh..... heehee....

[groo]

Originally Posted by ang076

...(Dont worry I dont make her suffer , she is to be domme and I be submissive dog.)

i trust you are referring to your hot-dog... Anyway, bro-HCC better dun mind because he should have his hands full with his 四大美人 & 后背美人....

[imom]

After my recent bursts of fire, I think I will spend some time recuperating... not physically - I can go a few rounds a day... kekeke... but have to watch the coffers and accumulate some 老婆本 man...

Conservatively, with all the forays into GL, HCs, TNs, KTVs, it's about 1k a month = 12k a year = 132k since I started cheonging... That's conservative... I think the real figure should be about 200k!

In terms of 老婆本, that should be:

1 x 2.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 80k
1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 30k
2 x wedding bands = 5k
3 x Vera Wang Gowns = 35k
50 x tables wedding banquet at RC = 60k (40k recoverable) = 20k
Photo/Videography = 10k
行大礼 = 10k
Miscellaneous = 10k
Total = 200k!!

So, to stay celibate (well, celibate commercially anyway) for that one special girl or spread it over a hundred SYTs, glam chicks, sultry girls, hot MILFs...?

[imom]

Originally Posted by groo

i trust you are referring to your hot-dog...

Aiyah, Bro Groo.... Bro Ang here is into a bit of bdsm play... just like me...

[HC_Cheongster]

Originally Posted by imom

In terms of 老婆本, that should be:

1 x 2.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 80k
1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 30k
2 x wedding bands = 5k
3 x Vera Wang Gowns = 35k
50 x tables wedding banquet at RC = 60k (40k recoverable) = 20k
Photo/Videography = 10k
行大礼 = 10k
Miscellaneous = 10k
Total = 200k!!

Tats a lot leh bro!!! ur wife must be damn lucky arr!!!!

[imom]

Originally Posted by HC_Cheongster

Tats a lot leh bro!!! ur wife must be damn lucky arr!!!!

Future wife lah... Anyway, since I already spent the 200k cheonging, I'll b happy to have half that budget when the time comes...

That'll probably mean:

1 x 1.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 30k
1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 20k
2 x wedding bands = 5k
3 x local designer gowns = 10k
30 x tables wedding banquet, not at RC = 40k (30k recoverable) = 10k
Photo/Videography = 10k
行大礼 = 5k
Miscellaneous = 10k
Total = 100k!

Kekeke...

[SamiHyypia]

[QUOTE=Optimus_Prime]OPTIMUS's HIT LIST

Xiao Yu (Little Jade) - Catbath Queen

SETTING UP THE KILL: Was feeling bored after my session with JJ from BHC. There was still 2 whole hours before my dinner date so look thru my contact list and Xiao Yu's name was there. Remembered I needed to get her before her VIRGIN ASS kenna from the BOSS members !! So quickly make a call to her... confirmed the appointment and rushed down to meet her. We went to another hotel not her usual one... this one the room really BIG sia !! and only for $5 more !!


nabei...brother op...ur energon cube like infinity one leh....kaoz....you ceo ah

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by SamiHyypia

nabei...brother op...ur energon cube like infinity one leh....kaoz....you ceo ah

That's why I am Auto-bot Commander and you are my trusted Deputy Bumblebee mah !!

Jus joking lah... no lah... all my recent tyrst really put a strain on my wallet... I assure u I not in high-paying bracket. Far from it !! Just a normal salary worker !! Def not in the same earning league as Bro Groo, Bro imom or Bro Zack !! heehee...

Actually lucky neber try Suzanne cus she will set me back by $280 (250 for FL, 30 for hotel) instead I got twice the fun for $251 ($136 for JJ, 100 for Little Jade & 15 for hotel)

But it oso means I will be veri quiet for the next 1 week or so !!


EPL-Mad Member of The League Of The Extra Horny Gentlemen

[Wang Ye]

Originally Posted by imom

That'll probably mean:

1 x 1.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 30k
1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 20k
2 x wedding bands = 5k
3 x local designer gowns = 10k
30 x tables wedding banquet, not at RC = 40k (30k recoverable) = 10k
Photo/Videography = 10k
行大礼 = 5k
Miscellaneous = 10k
Total = 100k!

Kekeke...

Waaaah lao eh! So ex ah! No wonder so few people want to get married these days! Any bros care to comment on the figures? I was under the impression 40k-50k was sufficient.

[Optimus_Prime]

Bro imom,

All I can say is... u belong in another League when it comes to wedding budget !! I only prepared to spend half to a third of your budget !!

1 x 1.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 30k
Wow !! 1-pointer !! She will be damn happy sia !!

1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 20k
So much ?? But why are these by you? I thot parents handle these ??

2 x wedding bands = 5k
V.Good Rings

3 x local designer gowns = 10k
custom-make...cool

30 x tables wedding banquet, not at RC = 40k (30k recoverable) = 10k
About rite.. standard red packet as a guest would be $80-$100 for high-class hotels

Photo/Videography = 10k
High Eng sia !! Those got name type of photography ? or going overseas for photoshoot?

行大礼 = 5k
Wah... u big spender... can I disguise as one of the jie-meis and take ang pao..heehee

Miscellaneous = 10k

Total = 100k!

I think I am staying up at Mt Cold Turkey for a real looong time liao !!


EPL-Mad Member of The League Of The Extra Horny Gentlemen

[Sometimes]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

hope that helps.

Ty bro for the help

[groo]

Originally Posted by imom

Aiyah, Bro Groo.... Bro Ang here is into a bit of bdsm play... just like me...

Huh, bdsm?!?!!? What's that? Big-didi-small-meimei?!?!!?

Originally Posted by Imom

In terms of 老婆本, that should be:...
1 x 2.00carat D/IF/Ex/Ex solitaire proposal ring = 80k
1 x 四点金, or rather, 四点砖 these days = 30k
2 x wedding bands = 5k
3 x Vera Wang Gowns = 35k
50 x tables wedding banquet at RC = 60k (40k recoverable) = 20k
Photo/Videography = 10k
行大礼 = 10k
Miscellaneous = 10k
Total = 200k!!

Wah! 大出血! Bro-Imom, let me rewound my mental DVD (ya, all my VHS tapes converted to DVDs liao... Heeheehee!) to 15 years ago...

- No carrot, love poem + stickers on a card only = 0.015k
- 1 x 四点金 = 5k
- 2 x Princess-Di style wedding bands = 2k
- 2 x Kolin-Bridal-Studio-designed (Closed down already?) Gowns = 3k
- 75 x tables wedding banquet at Hotel (bo-pian, eldest son) = 45k (10k recovered, again 大出血! ) = 35k
- Photo/Videography = 5k
- 行大礼 = 3k
- Honeymoon (We whacked on this, hee!) = 20k
- Miscellaneous = 5k
Total = 78.015k!

So, bro-Imom, you need a chauffer on your wedding day? Bwahahahahahaha!!!

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Jus joking lah... no lah... all my recent tyrst really put a strain on my wallet... I assure u I not in high-paying bracket. Far from it !! Just a normal salary worker !! Def not in the same earning league as Bro Groo, Bro imom or Bro Zack !! heehee...



But it oso means I will be veri quiet for the next 1 week or so !!


EPL-Mad Member of The League Of The Extra Horny Gen
tlemen

Bro. O.P., One of the difficulty of cheonging is to know your $$ limit and to keep to the budget. Few possess the mental discipline to curb their cravings before financial disaster strike! I'm glad that you are one of the few. Kudos to you. This is also one of the reason why we need to retreat to the "cold mountain" ever so often. It's one of the concept that I hope more bros. can adopt and practise when ever there is a need to do so. It's wise to spend within your limit. Of course some have bigger budget than others (like Bro. Imom) and that's fine as long as one can afford it and feel comfortable about it as well.
Again my 2 cents worth.
Cheers,

[groo]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

...know your $$ limit and to keep to the budget. Few possess the mental discipline to curb their cravings before financial disaster strike!...one of the reason why we need to retreat to the "cold mountain" ever so often. It's one of the concept that I hope more bros. can adopt and practise when ever there is a need to do so. It's wise to spend within your limit. Of course some have bigger budget than others (like Bro. Imom) and that's fine as long as one can afford it and feel comfortable about it as well...

Do any bros here experience cheonging burnout?!?!?! I do - and it hits once or twice a year and in extreme cases, i go vegetarian for 2-3 months at a stretch... saves me quite a bundle! Heeheehee! And seems like i'm hitting that patch now, my 1st this year... Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!