Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

[AG04AG]

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.

Chu became Chuck.

Bu became Buck.

Hu became Huck.

Su and Fu decided to stay in China!


After a whirlwind sex tour of Chinese brothels, a man comes back from his vacation, exhausted but happy. A few weeks later he notices purple and green rings on his penis. Terrified that he caught some disease he goes to his doctor. He runs some tests and tells him that he has Chinese VD and his penis must be amputated. The man is horrified and gets a second opinion. The other doctor says the same thing- the dick has to come off. Finally, the guy reasons to himself, "Since I got this from some Chinese tart, I'll go to a Chinese doctor and see what they say. So, he goes to see Dr. Hu G Wang. The man shows him his penis and says that all the other doctors said he needs to have his dick cut off. Dr. Wang shakes his head and laughs. "American doctors- always want to operate. No worry! You have Chinese VD. It OK!" The guy heaves a huge sigh of relief! "No, no cut dickie off, after week dickie turn black and fall off.

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.

[dyelook]

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[etsys]

A Filipino thing..

See the dude's name

[SBMEDSUP]

[lipe]

bro sbmedsup


up you 19 points

Originally Posted by SBMEDSUP

[desmondtuk]

Originally Posted by SBMEDSUP

Better than Copperfield

[ah rat]

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[dyelook]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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alamak bumps...

[Hurricane88]

One beautiful sexy employee hit a 5 million lottery jackpot.
Her company thought if the news is told to her suddenly, she may die from shock due to happiness and excitement.
So they assigned the job to Danial, her best friend, to inform her in such a way that she doesn't die of shock.
Danial went and started... Assume u get 1 million Lottery? What will you do?
Girl: I will strip Nude in front of you.
Danial: Imagine 2 million? Then?
Girl: You can have me as many times you want...
Danial: Super, but if you win 5 million, then??!!
Girl: I will go oral on your .. day and night .... You can do all unthinkable things to me. And, I will give you half the money ...
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That bugger Danial died of excitement and cardiac arrest! 😂😅😂

[Hurricane88]

[kaytimes]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now then I know he enjoys being screwed by guys in turban

[dyelook]

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[Zemcome]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

This is very true haha

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for jokes.