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20-06-2023, 05:10 PM
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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy... I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife... Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel... Please don’t be upset—-I shall be home before midnight... When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table : My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old... I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old... As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college... I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach... He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old... As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18... Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow...
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21-06-2023, 08:54 PM
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A man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big passionate kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, ‘Who the hell was that?’ ‘Oh,’ replies the husband, ‘that’s my mistress.’ ‘Well, that’s the last straw,’ says the wife. ‘I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.’ ‘I can understand that,’ replies her husband, ‘but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don’t get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus’s in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.’ Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. ‘Who’s that woman with Jim?’ asks the wife. ‘That’s his mistress,’ says her husband. ‘Ours is much prettier,’ she replies.
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