Mouthpiece praises regime for mercy shown to used car dealers

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PEASANTPORE: The Mouthpiece claims up to 69 per cent of used cars eligible for full loans have been sold as of 27 May since regime, in a rare display of mercy, lifted borrowing limits for buying those cars for 60 days.

The Mouthpiece gleefully adds this boon will last till Tuesday.

Used car merchants are seething with rage but are unlikely to show their anger towards Ruler Loong's lackeys.

Former loansharks turned used car dealers whom Mouthpiece CNA spoke with expect to return to their money lending trade by moaning that the used-car market to be even quieter, with car loan curbs in full force.

After lobbying Ruler Loong for boons, No Porn Lui and Moneybags Tarman claimed that used car dealers will be able to clear old stock acquired before new borrowing restrictions were introduced, thanks a two-full moon concession given.

In effect, this allows stupid peasants to hang themselves by taking up to 100 per cent loan for used vehicle purchases.

Used car merchant, Andy Ong, sales con-man at Classic Credit, said: "KNNCCB, this stupid scholar policy only whack poor peasants who buy used cars. Last time got this loophole liao and that bastard Yeo Cheow Tong merely erect ERP to control car populations. Then got big influx of Bargain Hen's immigrants that choke up the road infrastructure and jack up COE prices, then now they fucking blame car population and plug this fucking loophole. They easy easy sign paper work, but who get fucked? We used car con-men!"

Prospective car buyer Clarence Pang who is on the road to inevitable financial ruin said: "Actually, this is a fucking country lor. You cannot even fucking own a fucking car? No better than living in a fucking communist country?"

Peasantpore Freddie Yap said: "I at most pay up to 150 bucks for a hot fuck with a Geylang Ang Pai but I will never, ever sign any papers to buy a vehicle over 100,000 peanuts to make Ruler Loong happy lor."

Former loansharks pretending to be used car dealers or financiers are not expecting things to get any better, especially when car loan curbs for used cars kick in.

Loansharking companies using used car business as a front have been downsizing operations or have return to their illegal money lending trade. All put the blame to Imbecile Yeo Cheow Tong, idiot Raymond Lim and No Porn Lui.

However another group of parasites are taking up empty spaces, known as commercial vehicle sellers as they are unaffected by loan curbs.

Kenson Goh, sales con-artist at Car Design, said: "Expect more peasants to see their representatives during the Meet the Peasants' Sessions lor."

To ease the situation, the Peasantpore Vehicle Fucking Arses hopes the regime can raise borrowing limits from 60 to 80 per cent. It said this will be another loophole that be plugged at a later date.


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