What Turns U OFF immediately??

SassySammy · #1 11-05-2006, 02:23 PM

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level (read sensual passionate love making). He/She arrives. Slowly the romantic night takes a turn 360 degrees. Anything that could have gone wrong, goes wrong.

YIKES! body odour, hairy armpits, garlic breath, leftover meat/chilli/seaweed in spaces between teeth. u take off her minis, exposing her huge brown ah ma panties. and when u remove them, flies fly out, there is a fishy smell. U cringed in fear. Not wanting to disappoint her, u cover the face and bomb the base. Streaks of tears flow down.

u r feeling horny/sexy all over, but he doesn't do anything! he doesnt know how to initiate any physical contact. u r both sitting there staring into space. the air is stagnant. u could hear the bees buzzing, the toads croaking outside in the fields.

She's giving u a bj.. OUCH! her teeth is grinding against your shaft.

Any of the above sounds familiar??
Bros/sis here care to share what (anything like smell, actions, appearance etc) of the opposite sex turns u OFF totally?

DaDaPiPi · #2 11-05-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SassySammy

u take off her minis, exposing her huge brown ah ma panties. and when u remove them, flies fly out, there is a fishy smell.

That's a nice descriptive of a smelly pussy, I felt tears from my eyes while laughing out loud with my colleague.

coolpix2075 · #3 11-05-2006, 02:27 PM

Personally i haven't encountered too extreme situation lidat.... only once when i went for massage the WL has quite a strong body odour which turned me off immediately.... forced to take up HJ juz to prevent her from pestering further....

Tai_zi21 · #4 11-05-2006, 02:31 PM

No 1 thing to turn mi off immediately-------> ARMPIT HAIR

beck7777 · #5 11-05-2006, 02:36 PM

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No 1 thing to turn mi off immediately-------> ARMPIT HAIR

was about to mention that! esp those not shaved cleanly..

Tai_zi21 · #6 11-05-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by beck7777

was about to mention that! esp those not shaved cleanly..

Yap!

Can u imagine just when u were petting with her and removing her clothes already... suddenly u notice her armpit hairs more than u!

#7 11-05-2006, 02:42 PM

I dun think i can stand fishy smell..and will not let my small bro suffocate.

waypastprime · #8 11-05-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SassySammy

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level (read sensual passionate love making). He/She arrives. Slowly the romantic night takes a turn 360 degrees. Anything that could have gone wrong, goes wrong.

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

Castrol · #9 11-05-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by waypastprime

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

you cant fool an ace student in geometry.

Pokimon1 · #10 11-05-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by garem

I dun think i can stand fishy smell..and will not let my small bro suffocate.

I don't mind arm-pit hair or a little BO. Sometimes can be quite sexy.

The one thing that turns me off immediately is
Chow Chee Bye

I had one such experience with a FL...

Oh my gosh... one whiff and my cock immediately shrank!!

The smell of Vaginal Yeast can really put you off fucking for a few days.

Being a gentleman and not wanting to offend her, I just paid her the full amount; took my shower alone and checked out of the hotel.

I had no heart to tell her to go for a check-up, but I did inform her OKT about it. (He laughed)

SassySammy · #11 11-05-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by waypastprime

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

hahahaah ya hor oopssss...

Seems like bad personal hygiene is the major turn off. I can accept guys with a little odour cos it's kinda sexy. like he's sweating and working hard. If im a guy, a glimpse of a nest of my gf's armpit hair will def send shivers down my spine =|

bigass · #12 11-05-2006, 03:32 PM

ARM PIT HAIR..

OR SHE IS A MAN ???

waypastprime · #13 11-05-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

you cant fool an ace student in geometry.

I'm also good in playing chess. But one criteria will be the chess pieces must be on the woman's body.

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Originally Posted by SassySammy

hahahaah ya hor oopssss...

Nevertheless, it's still a good piece of post u have contributed.

beck7777 · #14 11-05-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bigass

ARM PIT HAIR..

OR SHE IS A MAN ???

bro u nvr encountered girls with armpit hair?
lucky u..

AlexWee · #15 11-05-2006, 03:48 PM

Very interesting Bros...

Yes, arm pit hair - off I go
Yes, body odour - off I go
Smelly genitals with discharges - off I go
Bushy African jungle pubic - off I go
Sagging breasts with big black nipples - off I go
I think my periods come! - completely switched off....yawn

Then half way - need KY - down I go
Then half way - cry painful - down I go
Then half way - complain about position,complain about this and that,compaiant about the air con - down I go
Then half way - not so deep can,not so hard can, no doggie can ,no frenching,no sucking nipples, no rubra rubra, no caressing,no nothing but just pumping wooden block - I pull out and go home!

Thanks for shairing.