ShangHai Recommendation!

[Headwindbro]

Salute you!My Master! Good Hotel cuntifornia!

Originally Posted by holein1

The Evil Spirit says: I want NoBODY, NoBODY but you! I want, NoBODY NoBODY but you!

The Mummy says: Only, only, you you you!

The Daughters say: Old Mac Mummy had a farm, yee ah yee ah yee ah oh! And in her farm she had so many chicks...yee ah yee ah oh....and a tip tip here, and a tit tit there, here tit there tip every tit tip....old Mac Mummy had a farm, yee ah yee ah oh...

This is me to you HEADWIND:

On a dark disco ktv, head wind in my lair
Warm smell of chivas salute, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering chick
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the muse2;
I heard the mummy say "哪里来的"
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the 十里洋场
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Only 10 rooms at the 十里洋场
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Shanghai-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Mummy,
"Please bring me my maccallan"
She said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
Cos still those Macallan are so fakes from far,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear MM say...

Welcome to the 伯爵3
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the 伯爵3
I am from 重庆 (She is from 江苏)
Bring your 小姐

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing you remember, you were
Running for the door
You had to find the passage back
To the place you were before
"Relax, " said the Mummy,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can 买单 any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

haha......how's that?

[francined69]

for the brothers in shanghai those who likes chinese mei mei should watch the chinese movie "画壁", lots of pretty mei meis in the movie and the storyline .............. may bring back memories for some of you (well it did for me at least).

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by francined69

for the brothers in shanghai those who likes chinese mei mei should watch the chinese movie "画壁", lots of pretty mei meis in the movie and the storyline .............. may bring back memories for some of you (well it did for me at least).

Thx bro for the intro... Will check that movie out in PPS

Your vast contributions in pix xchange plaza are highly amazing!!!..

Your off-pass this friday still valid or not?

[francined69]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

Thx bro for the intro... Will check that movie out in PPS

Your vast contributions in pix xchange plaza are highly amazing!!!..

Your off-pass this friday still valid or not?

must watch it on HDTV lah...............mei mei faces can see much more clearer.

pixs are for everyone to enjoy and see what's available outside of our shores.

off-pass? hmmm............you let me know what's the arrangement

[ebonkie]

Yo bros,

July's gathering at MNC Wolfie's Huadu KTV Strip Jt Niteout

Tikos Onz Bo?..

Either 19th or 20th July 2012..

1900hrs meet for makan dinner first..

2000hrs sing song session, teh neh, nude games till 0100hrs..

Drinks would be Qingtao beer and Dutch in cooperation..

Attire would be Tees and pants, jeans or bermudas..
preferably g-strings or no undies!!!

1) Standard tips: 300 rmb for Nude Strip-Tease MeiMei to dance on your lap
for 2 songs

2) Optional tips: 500 or 600 rmb for MeiMei to sit and drink with you whole night

3) Miscellaneous charges: 1k to 1.5k for Mummy fee, DJ and Towel Boy

4) Additional tips: Ta Bao Services: shot-time 1.8k, Overnite 2.3k..

Address:
斜土路1268号 靠近大木桥路 <花都会所>

List of Tiko bros to jio along for this party:
1) Instinct, - arriving from SG on 20th July
2) Mode13, - not yet sms yet but need to push
3) DTCEPL, - confirmed as on-time as eva
4) Holein1, - no need to confirm, he may appear b4 the fun begins
5) Safetyfirst, - have to check whether got oc off pass
6) chelsea76, - confirmed
7) SHalone, - 80% confirmed since no euro match late nights
8) nagnag, - 80% confirmed if no long tele-conference mtg
9) bobo84, - 90% confirmed as he prompted me last nite 3am!!!
10) jinfinity, - not yet sms yet, another pudong bro
11) Chw02, - not yet sms yet, another pudong bro
12) francined69 - to be check whether available or not

+ host organizer ebonkie

Special guests for this evening:
bobo84 might invite his 2x USA meimei to tag along for this evening..
OMG.. maybe his US mm can show us their playboy strip-tease dance!!!!

Additional bro who just confirm with me:
1) Artman (arriving from USA on 18th July)

Swingers Tikos interested, pls PM for details.. Mai Tu liao

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by francined69

for the brothers in shanghai those who likes chinese mei mei should watch the chinese movie "画壁", lots of pretty mei meis in the movie and the storyline .............. may bring back memories for some of you (well it did for me at least).

Originally Posted by ebonkie

Thx bro for the intro... Will check that movie out in PPS

Your vast contributions in pix xchange plaza are highly amazing!!!..

Is this what u have mentioned?

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

List of Tiko bros to jio along for this party:
1) Instinct, - arriving from SG on 20th July
2) Mode13, - not yet sms yet but need to push
3) DTCEPL, - confirmed as on-time as eva
4) Holein1, - no need to confirm, he may appear b4 the fun begins
5) Safetyfirst, - have to check whether got oc off pass
6) chelsea76, - confirmed
7) SHalone, - 80% confirmed since no euro match late nights
8) nagnag, - 80% confirmed if no long tele-conference mtg
9) bobo84, - 90% confirmed as he prompted me last nite 3am!!!
10) jinfinity, - not yet sms yet, another pudong bro
11) Chw02, - not yet sms yet, another pudong bro
12) francined69 - to be check whether available or not

+ host organizer ebonkie

Special guests for this evening:
bobo84 might invite his 2x USA meimei to tag along for this evening..
OMG.. maybe his US mm can show us their playboy strip-tease dance!!!!

Additional bro who just confirm with me:
1) Artman (arriving from USA on 18th July)

Swingers Tikos interested, pls PM for details.. Mai Tu liao

Seems like we're going to have a big party with lots of neh nehs to go around! Way to go Bro Ebonkie!

[superman67]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Seems like we're going to have a big party with lots of neh nehs to go around! Way to go Bro Ebonkie!

Wow sounds gd...how nice I can join u guys for neh neh party one day...

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by superman67

Wow sounds gd...how nice I can join u guys for neh neh party one day...

Do join us someday, SHA Huadu is still an economical joint (in SHA standards) which I can still afford to go once a while when off pass is available. Always great to meet up with so many Kakis in a far away land to relax after a hard day's work and chit chat over some cold beers, and of course enjoy the companionship of some beautiful Chinese Women.

Thanks to Bro Ebonkie for organising, Cheers!

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Seems like we're going to have a big party with lots of neh nehs to go around! Way to go Bro Ebonkie!

Thx bro.. Quite tough to accommodate this
soccer team to participate on one day u know..

Some tikos have got last minute babysit commitments..

Tink on that night.. betta go early for mm selection.. so many hungry tikos.. think JJ mummy got a parade her whole platoon of mm.. not to forget, some would looking for standby wives so selection process might take longer time.. lolz lolz..

Wait a minute.. think I should invite the US president as well.. bro obama.. sinz there s gona be so many US nationals..

[chelsea76]

Bro ebonkie, room big enough or not?? don want too squeeze leh.. u know lah, me big size mama.. haha

[superman67]

Originally Posted by chelsea76

Bro ebonkie, room big enough or not?? don want too squeeze leh.. u know lah, me big size mama.. haha

Sure sure..will get u a studio apt & osim massage chair to seat...

[superman67]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Do join us someday, SHA Huadu is still an economical joint (in SHA standards) which I can still afford to go once a while when off pass is available. Always great to meet up with so many Kakis in a far away land to relax after a hard day's work and chit chat over some cold beers, and of course enjoy the companionship of some beautiful Chinese Women.

Thanks to Bro Ebonkie for organising, Cheers!

Sure sure will definitely join when I got chance..

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by chelsea76

Bro ebonkie, room big enough or not?? don want too squeeze leh.. u know lah, me big size mama.. haha

ya i know.. you can take the centre seat.. I tink I can sit with the dj gal..

must check whether they got hall size room for 华都人民大会堂..

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Do join us someday, SHA Huadu is still an economical joint (in SHA standards) which I can still afford to go once a while when off pass is available. Always great to meet up with so many Kakis in a far away land to relax after a hard day's work and chit chat over some cold beers, and of course enjoy the companionship of some beautiful Chinese Women.

Thanks to Bro Ebonkie for organising, Cheers!

Wise words from a Snr bro..

Objective is to have some humsup fun over some beers.. Geta to network with professional buddies from our country over a couple of hours..

Not having our pockets being burned or mental stress out from all the late night of partying, thus gota answer to all the oc/gf nagging..

For the past 6 years, I used to rot at home, grow fat, surf internet and know where in Shai can have FJ, MJ+HJ or who got the best boobs..

After a day's work its just simple dinner or leg massage with local colleagues.. Quite lame right?

At the end of day, and when people what have we done in Shai?.. least we could mention that we have known friends, buddies and foreign friends in China..

Moreover it is better than just knowing your hotel doorbell boy, local delivery man, the grocery shop auntie, local hairdresser, my oc or my pet dog..