Massage parlours in Bkk

[dopod78]

Hi bro norice, i've heard many remarks abt girls at lumphini not safe all..is this really true? the park is like so near my place. I've walked ard it quite a few times n see quite a number of girls. Some of them look very young. Not sure if dodgy or not.

Originally Posted by norice

Vertikal,

I know, where you're coming from! After midnight Embassy and Halem Massage turn into private freelancer's place. Massage girls will provide special service for a price and management will give the taxi drivers a special commission. If you catch a taxi after midnight and give the taxi drivers a hint of being horny and want sex, they will try to bring you to Embassy and Halem Massage. Just ignore them and you made a right choice by telling the driver you want to go to Siem Hotel. Next time tell them longlam Siem.

If you want to save money and want dangerous (std) sex, tell the driver Pom Yaak Pai Lumpini! Just joking

[norice]

Dopod78,

It's true, majority of the freelancers at Lumpini Park has STDs! I'm not joking, Antalai Mak Mak! Life is too short, forget about selecting young and attractive girls from Lumpini Park. Next morning, your ding ding might be dripping smelly fluid and painful to the max! You're correct, some of the girls at Lumpini are attractive and young but dangerous! You can't tell by their appearance if they are clean or not! Whenever I visit Patpong, I always tell the taxi driver to cruise around Lumpini Park because i enjoy watching all the freelancers and their Puchai Mangda.

[vertikal]

Hi Bro,

Thankfor the advice..

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Dear Bro,

Anyone here will tell u NEVER trust any taxi driver to take u to any massage, or tailor, or restaurants, based on their recommendations. Cos u only kenna chop carrot big time only. If a taxi driver brings u to a MP and if u end up paying B2500, the next time if u go there on foot and walk in alone, u will be surprised that the normal rate is only B1800.

The same goes for tailor or restaurant.

The best way to party in bangkok for newbies is actually like that.. be humble and PM some seniors here to show u around. Most of the seniors here based out of Sillypore are quite nice people with party and biz lobang and they will also not leech on you for their own pleasures.. so just PM them and ask nicely and you will surely not regret doing it. Even buying the seniors a couple of beers is still much better then end up kenna chop carrot by taxi drivers and have to fuck ugly looking monsters. ;-)

When asking for help, the best way is to provide ur travel details, hotel and contact number and arrange to meet for coffee if possible. Not advisable to ask lots of questions in a PM bcos they don't owe u any answers. In fact it difficult for them to provide any good answers if they do not know ur personal preference.

<just my 200 Vietnam Dong worth of advise>

[vertikal]

Wah bro,

didnt know of that place, lucky you had typed it in the forum, if not next time i might just go and try. now no matter how pretty also NO!

Originally Posted by norice

Dopod78,

It's true, majority of the freelancers at Lumpini Park has STDs! I'm not joking, Antalai Mak Mak! Life is too short, forget about selecting young and attractive girls from Lumpini Park. Next morning, your ding ding might be dripping smelly fluid and painful to the max! You're correct, some of the girls at Lumpini are attractive and young but dangerous! You can't tell by their appearance if they are clean or not! Whenever I visit Patpong, I always tell the taxi driver to cruise around Lumpini Park because i enjoy watching all the freelancers and their Puchai Mangda.

[dopod78]

Originally Posted by norice

Dopod78,

It's true, majority of the freelancers at Lumpini Park has STDs! I'm not joking, Antalai Mak Mak! Life is too short, forget about selecting young and attractive girls from Lumpini Park. Next morning, your ding ding might be dripping smelly fluid and painful to the max! You're correct, some of the girls at Lumpini are attractive and young but dangerous! You can't tell by their appearance if they are clean or not! Whenever I visit Patpong, I always tell the taxi driver to cruise around Lumpini Park because i enjoy watching all the freelancers and their Puchai Mangda.

wah they all look young n nice! sad that all got defects

[bbbjkim]

Thanks to Bro Norice, I have the opportunity to made my round in bangkok been to places I never have a chance to go even though I am not new to this place.

We did our round at quite a number of interesting MP - Jualiana, Catherine, Amsterdam (yes we discovered this place have the best looking gal but most expensive too) plus other.

But what I enjoy most is the nuru nuru massage, the Japanese style gel massage complete with jelly intercourse on the bed....whao , one of the best fuck I had in bkk...

The gel massage at Orient is not bad too, and yes Imet Aree, fantastic looking gal with bright smile...

Ok Norice, make sure you call me when you are in town and I'll sjow you around singapore, otherwise let me know if you are in bangkok and we'll organise something together.

Meanwhile, take care and have a good rest in Honalulu.... cheers

Kim

[berber]

Originally Posted by bbbjkim

Thanks to Bro Norice, I have the opportunity to made my round in bangkok been to places I never have a chance to go even though I am not new to this place.

We did our round at quite a number of interesting MP - Jualiana, Catherine, Amsterdam (yes we discovered this place have the best looking gal but most expensive too) plus other.

But what I enjoy most is the nuru nuru massage, the Japanese style gel massage complete with jelly intercourse on the bed....whao , one of the best fuck I had in bkk...

The gel massage at Orient is not bad too, and yes Imet Aree, fantastic looking gal with bright smile...

Ok Norice, make sure you call me when you are in town and I'll sjow you around singapore, otherwise let me know if you are in bangkok and we'll organise something together.

Meanwhile, take care and have a good rest in Honalulu.... cheers

Kim

Yo Bro, Which MP u were saying that have Nuru nuru??? Was looking for that...
when i ask for it in some MP they were giving me a funny look(mean they don't understand).
I tot ai ya forget about it. And get the body massage instead....
Wat's the damage????
Thanks thanks

[sandman101]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Dear Bro,

The best way to party in bangkok for newbies is actually like that.. be humble and PM some seniors here to show u around. Most of the seniors here based out of Sillypore are quite nice people with party and biz lobang and they will also not leech on you for their own pleasures.. so just PM them and ask nicely and you will surely not regret doing it. Even buying the seniors a couple of beers is still much better then end up kenna chop carrot by taxi drivers and have to fuck ugly looking monsters. ;-)

When asking for help, the best way is to provide ur travel details, hotel and contact number and arrange to meet for coffee if possible. Not advisable to ask lots of questions in a PM bcos they don't owe u any answers. In fact it difficult for them to provide any good answers if they do not know ur personal preference.

<just my 200 Vietnam Dong worth of advise>

Good advice. Me not senior samster, nor senior cheongster. But have tried many types of food in Bkk. Any newbie interested to join me and my buddies in Bkk from 30 Jul - 2 Aug are welcome to PM me. Itinerary includes MP hopping, Go-Go Bar Hopping at Nana, Boogieing in The Pent with PR girls and Coyotes.

Me and my buddies speak thai, so no need to scared...

[norice]

BBBJKim,

I also enjoyed cruising around Bangkok with you. For the last time, I did have gel massage and special service by Aree before I left for Honolulu. Second time around is not as good as first time because you know what she is going to do!

I will be sending you several pictures I took in Bangkok! Be patient, I'm tired due to jet lag! But this weekend, you will be surprised!

[norice]

Berber,

You can get Nuru Nuru massage at Colonze I & II. Colonze II is located Soi next to newly built Nataree II Massage but can't get a license to open. I forgot the Soi number but it's approximately 100 meter from Rachada. At Colonze II, ask for papasan named Leon, he can speak English, Mandarin and Thai. Just ask for recommendation for Nuru nuru massage.

[Maitong Kit Mak]

Hi Bro,Colonze 2 is in Soi Ruan Mit, located in Crystal hotel.

[biker]

FR on Nataree (the one further away from Nataree)

Guys, this is one place nobody should miss if they stay near Emerald or Palazzo or near the area. I walked in, the captain talked and talked, telling me their service, their rates, I hear til I blur.. don't know which ger at what rate.. Cos.. I wasn't paying attention to him at all! haha.. I have more than 50 gers to choose from and 90% of them are very very chio!! (definitely will walk with air if you bring any from the lot and walk along Orchard)
Obviously that's the reason for not paying attention to him.. haha..

Finally settled down on a ger numbered B17, wearing low cut black blouse, showing her heavenly bossoms. She had a classy, elegant, "rich ger" look (am always poor, thus having the fantasy of bonking a rich ger).

Paid 2000 THB at the counter and went to 3rd floor. Wanted to strip her there and then once in the room, but have to wait for drinks to arrive, wait for tub to be filled up. FYI, the tub is huge!! Can fit in 2 ger and me easily..

Cut story short;

Name: Lock (dunnoe spelling)
Origin: Chiang Mai
Age: 23 (looks 23 as well)
Looks: 9.5/10 (grows with time)
Boobs: 9.5/10 (although fake, but its big, firm and soft. Very nice feel caressing them, missing them...)
Body Massage: 8/10 (puts in effort, abit short though)
BJ: 6/10 (I'm a BBBJ lover)
FJ: 9/10 (moans just like bf/gf making love, wet already before I entered and she's tight!)
GFE: 9/10 (Very gentle, very soft. Will fall in love with her if I go find her 2nd time, haha. Starting to miss her already)

All in all, I will rate the ger 9/10. A good deal for 2000 THB / 2 hrs.
Dunnoe why but I find that she looks prettier after the session. Wanted a 2nd round.. But I'm a poor man!

Again, a must go place for horny guys!
Sorry for the long winded FR.

[keane16]

Originally Posted by biker

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Dunnoe why but I find that she looks prettier after the session. Wanted a 2nd round.. But I'm a poor man! ...

hey bro biker

didnt get the 2nd shot ??

Originally Posted by biker

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Again, a must go place for horny guys!
Sorry for the long winded FR.

agreed. so far, the best selection of ger for me la ... (onli been to few) ...

cheers

[norice]

Hello,

Since I can't sleep due to severe jet lag, I just want to thank all the Singaporeans I've met in Bangkok. Some of you, I couldn't meet for second time due to food poisoning but overall I enjoyed partying with all of you!

I hope, we can meet and party again during December/January break. Maybe, we can start soapys, gogos, gel/lotion, freelancer tours of Bangkok! Maybe, we can visit most expensive and cheapest soapy places and compare our notes and experience. Cheapest soapy in Bangkok is Christina and PP Cafe and the most expensive place is Amsterdam. I wonder which girl will provide BBJs and best FJs? Does money talk and shit stinks?

I will bring my rubber snake, fart maker and false teeth to entertain all the girls we meet! ha ha ha ha ha Also, couple of new vibrators, lotions and bullets to play with girls!

[forumer]

Originally Posted by biker

FR on Nataree (the one further away from Nataree)

so is it Nataree or not Nataree? blur liao...