Casanova

[sianren]

Originally Posted by kokakola

hi everyone, heard alots of good FR on Star and Lemon, try to book one of them today, but fully booked till evening...will try tomorrow. Good Day!

THanx for INFO, why wait 2moro and confirm booking now ....right! unless U need to confirm from Bros that the are still working there? or is there anything fishy abt U

[max_priest]

Originally Posted by kokakola

hi everyone, heard alots of good FR on Star and Lemon, try to book one of them today, but fully booked till evening...will try tomorrow. Good Day!

Bro, I find you rather pecculiar and also funny ... this kinda thing you also wanna report here. It a sheer waste of SBF resources leh ... You thought you are reporting to your CO or GF on your activities ah?

[kokakola]

Originally Posted by max_priest

Bro, I find you rather pecculiar and also funny ... this kinda thing you also wanna report here. It a sheer waste of SBF resources leh ... You thought you are reporting to your CO or GF on your activities ah?

Bro, juz wanted to let you guys know that the booking was strong...and have to book early to avoid disappoinment...at least for those who are not so familiar with casa. Reporting to CO or GF is not so important than reporting to all the bros here for what i know. Anyway,thanks for the advices.

[sammyboyfor]

Originally Posted by kokakola

Anyway,thanks for the advices.

Should be.... ".. thanks for the ADVICE."

"Advice" is a non countable noun, you do not add an "s" to make it a plural.

"Advice" is like "Rice". You say... "Please pass me the rice." You don't say "Please pass me the rices" because "rice", like "advice", is a non countable noun.

There are many other examples. To test your knowledge of non countable nouns, go to http://a4esl.org/q/j/ck/ch-countnouns.html and take the test.

[laserbeam]

Hi BOSS, you are so kind to give free English Grammer lesson here despite your very very busy schedule! You are also welcome to give me some advice on my postings so that I don’t mislead other brothers with my wrong use of words or spellings.

It is good to write in proper English although we are very tempted to be lazy and write with short form and coffee shop SINGLISH. Otherwise brothers from other countries may think that we all Singaporean brothers are so poor in English!

[The_Hustler]

Originally Posted by sammyboyfor

Should be.... ".. thanks for the ADVICE."

"Advice" is a non countable noun, you do not add an "s" to make it a plural.

"Advice" is like "Rice". You say... "Please pass me the rice." You don't say "Please pass me the rices" because "rice", like "advice", is a non countable noun.

There are many other examples. To test your knowledge of non countable nouns, go to http://a4esl.org/q/j/ck/ch-countnouns.html and take the test.

Is proper English relevant or required when dealing with commercial sex issues? U mean the working girls are gonna be probbing us with perfect English than wondering how soon we gonna cum?

Come, came, cummed,
The Hustler

[sg_boytoy]

Hi BOSS, you are so kind to give free English Grammer [grammar spelt wrongly] lesson here despite your very very busy schedule! You are also welcome to give me some advice on my postings so that I don’t mislead other brothers with my wrong use of words or spellings [no need s]

It is good to write in proper English although we are very tempted to be lazy and write with [in and not with] short form and coffee shop SINGLISH. Otherwise brothers from other countries may think that we all [no need all] Singaporean brothers are so poor in English!

I helps you already correcting you English. I think your English grammar is not bad but needs to be practises more to be absolutely prefects

[sg_boytoy]

Originally Posted by The_Hustler

Is proper English relevant or required when dealing with commercial sex issues? U mean the working girls are gonna be probbing us with perfect English than wondering how soon we gonna cum?

Come, came, cummed,
The Hustler

English usage if properly used is very beneficial especially for commercial sex. "I'm cumming, please allow me to thrust harder and increase my pace" sounds better than "ai lai liao, harder harder" and "can blow without condom?" will likely be turned down unless you ask nicely "kindly enhance my enjoyment of the blowjob by not putting a condom on my erected penis, please?"

Kidding lah, Hustler

[The_Hustler]

Originally Posted by sg_boytoy

English usage if properly used is very beneficial especially for commercial sex. "I'm cumming, please allow me to thrust harder and increase my pace" sounds better than "ai lai liao, harder harder" and "can blow without condom?" will likely be turned down unless you ask nicely "kindly enhance my enjoyment of the blowjob by not putting a condom on my erected penis, please?"

Kidding lah, Hustler

But the problem here is most of the time, the girls would say "WO BU MING BAI!" or even "HAO SHUANG AH" or "HAO LI HAI WORRR!!"... so how?

Qu bu Qu?
The Hustler

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by sg_boytoy

English usage if properly used is very beneficial especially for commercial sex.

"I'm cumming, please allow me to thrust harder and increase my pace"

"kindly enhance my enjoyment of the blowjob by not putting a condom on my erected penis, please?"

Bro sg_boy... let me try the above examples on my next bonk and report back if using Queen's English will enhance the bonking sensation

[Bobby8881]

Prince Charles: Darling, would you mind, terribly, if I caressed your milky-white, succulent breasts?

Lady Camilla: Yes, please do. It would be most enjoyable.

Prince Charles: And in the process, would you be so kind as to stroke my penis in a constant up-and-down movement, do you think?

Lady Camilla: I would love to, very much, but I am afraid it would throw you off your constant licking of my nipples.

Prince Charles: I'd love to place my Royal Cock into your Majesty's Vagina. May I?

Lady Camilla: Shut the fcuk up, and fcuk me.

[groo]

Originally Posted by Bobby8881

Prince Charles... terribly...caressed your milky-white, succulent breasts?... most enjoyable....to stroke my penis in a constant up-and-down movement...constant licking of my nipples....my Royal Cock...Shut the fcuk up, and fcuk me.

Huuu...werrr...arrgghhh...Hrrarwuerghhh... Oh FCUK! Now i've thrown up all over my keyboard!!! Double-FCUK!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Ahh_Boi]

Originally Posted by sg_boytoy

English usage if properly used is very beneficial especially for commercial sex. "I'm cumming, please allow me to thrust harder and increase my pace" sounds better than "ai lai liao, harder harder" and "can blow without condom?" will likely be turned down unless you ask nicely "kindly enhance my enjoyment of the blowjob by not putting a condom on my erected penis, please?"

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! si bei power!!!! Fall off my chair reading this!!!

[max_priest]

Originally Posted by The_Hustler

Is proper English relevant or required when dealing with commercial sex issues? U mean the working girls are gonna be probbing us with perfect English than wondering how soon we gonna cum?

Come, came, cummed,
The Hustler

Bwahahahaha ...What a joke! Bro Hustler ... I guess the use of proper English helps to smoothen the session tremendously especially if one is bonking a native English speaking WL ...

[toyoman]

Hi all,

Been reading the posts here for a while. Went down to Casanova at about 8pm on a wednesday a few weeks before it closed for renovation. Had sugar while there. FR as follows:

Was quite tired that night so did not want to do much initially, but sugar appeared and looked rather good in her black figure hugging dress, so little head was singing. Started off with some massage all the while she tcss with me. Didn't really want to talk but she didn't get the hint. Massage was the usually ant bites.

After 20minutes, popped the golden question and opted for a BJ - stupid choice as its only after I read the posts here that I found out BJ is her lousiest skills. Anyway, she stripped and being a newbie, I asked her if the melons were real. She asked me to touch them and tell her. Unfortunately, I gave the wrong answer, but she was not unhappy

Anyway, BJ was really quite lousy. But managed to offload after 15 minutes of trying followed by a HJ (really tired! )

Ratings:
looks: 5.5/10
massage: 5/10 (average kind at HC with specials)
BJ: 4/5
FJ: not tried

First time writing FR, forgive me if left out anything.