most pervert things done?

[fartfetish]

i like to purposely feed my wife extra spicy food then whole night she fart i will place my face near her ass and masturbate with the sounds and smells.

[bebe69]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

i like to purposely feed my wife extra spicy food then whole night she fart i will place my face near her ass and masturbate with the sounds and smells.

Took a peek at someone i shouldn't have!

[naan1974]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

i like to purposely feed my wife extra spicy food then whole night she fart i will place my face near her ass and masturbate with the sounds and smells.

haha! goodness me.... dude that's high from fart-ness
your really kinda perverted tho

[naan1974]

Originally Posted by bebe69

Took a peek at someone i shouldn't have!

let me guess..... your bro in law? or father in law?
no no no... I think your best pal BF
in anyway, after that peek, you can relate to their sex
activates better ... I guess

[twinchrome]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

i like to purposely feed my wife extra spicy food then whole night she fart i will place my face near her ass and masturbate with the sounds and smells.

wa this definitely fits posting in thisvthread. lol

[Tai_zi21]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

i like to purposely feed my wife extra spicy food then whole night she fart i will place my face near her ass and masturbate with the sounds and smells.

Tell me u r joking man! Or if the fart really smelly do u cum more faster i wonder? Or u feel more shiok if smelly?

[cgfreak]

a fren shift house recently, he stays with his wife and sis in law. her sis in law is quite hot but got bf. anyway, i volunteered to help them shift. and after the movers have shifted everything out, i stayed back in the empty house. I went into the room where the sis in law used to stay. at first i wasn't particularly doing anything. but on the floor there was quite a bit of dust and hair. at closer look, i found that some of them are curly kind ( chances are they are pubic hair ) so i snatched a few strands, found about 4-5 strands and kept them. but then i know that the bf does stay over her place occasionally. so it just might be the bf's too.

[IntelPentium]

Originally Posted by Tai_zi21

Or u feel more shiok if smelly?

[quizzy]

Originally Posted by cgfreak

a fren shift house recently, he stays with his wife and sis in law. her sis in law is quite hot but got bf. anyway, i volunteered to help them shift. and after the movers have shifted everything out, i stayed back in the empty house. I went into the room where the sis in law used to stay. at first i wasn't particularly doing anything. but on the floor there was quite a bit of dust and hair. at closer look, i found that some of them are curly kind ( chances are they are pubic hair ) so i snatched a few strands, found about 4-5 strands and kept them. but then i know that the bf does stay over her place occasionally. so it just might be the bf's too.

HAHAHA gotta give it to you bro!

[I Love Boobs]

Added freshly ejaculated sperm into an attractive colleague's skin cream at her cubicle. Nice slim figure, she was trying unsuccessfully for a baby. She got pregnant about 6 months later. She's still using the fertility cream!

[JasonPhang]

Smuggle group of gals into my office for drinks and all drunk and slept on the floor.

Next day one gal went to work and left her car at my office. Took her key and went to her car to retrieve her worn panties and masturbated.

Met her up for dinner, seduced and kissed her. Brought her back to the office ladies room and stripped her naked fingered and licked her pussy.

[cyrus2106]

- hunt for lingerie hanging in corridors and stealing them. espcially like the lacey ones. will always wear them and then wank and cum on them. after that will place it back and fantasise about the girls who will wear my dry cum soaked panties and bras.

[beep]

Had a colleague who gave birth 6 months ago. She's still lactating. Recently, she asked to to dapao lunch for her. Boobs should be a C cup. After buying her lunch, don't know why a perverted thought came to my mind. I made a detour to the toilet and PCC and shot my cum into her $$$$$

[Lilypussy]

http://www.straitstimes.com/news/sin...treatment-orde

One of the bro here?

[mymail]

Had this super disgusting incident. During my secondary days, went to my exbf house to hangout. While heading over and my pager buzzed. I had a voice mail from my exgf.

EXGF: dear, can you tarbao mac for us? Fiona and I want mac nuggets meal and Kelly wants fish fillet meal.

LL but to tarbao for the girls.

Fiona - chubby and c cupper
Kelly - lovely and sweet looking

After buying the meals and got crazy idea. Went to the mac toilet and PCC onto the fish fillet. Wrapped nicely and head to my exgf place. Upon entering her house, I saw Kelly's bf (Patrick). I passed the food the my exgf and she handed over according. But... Instead of passing the fish fillet to Kelly, she passed it to Patrick.

Keep my mouth shut, and looked at another direction.

Patrick ate up everything and passed me the money for the meal.



Lesson learnt: before buying, confirm the food order again.