One night stand.

[Dgox99]

Bro Maninsinsha,

this is a good one. I laugh until i fall off from my chair.

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

TS, goes to any club/pub in Singapore. Order your drinks, find a corner or somewhere to stand. Just be rooted there and there you go, you'll have your One Night Stand. Remember, don't ever find a seat to sit down for the night coz that wouldn't constitute a One Night Stand. You can brag to your friends the next day that you just had a ONS.

As to touching boobs for free. Well, you can do that anywhere in Singapore but whether it is allow or legal, that'll have to depend on the ladies. On a lighter note, you'll probably be slapped by the lady. Worst case scenario, you will just be charged for molesting.

[Extend]

Originally Posted by edmundhello

U want 1 night stand to touch boobs?? You shortage of HL/Marigold milk sibo??

Anyway, just do it anywhere will do.. package with free lodging at changi!!

This one is good, unlimited free access to boobs until restrained. But mostly should be stay at BaungKok, but still the same, with free lodging and meals.

[superbeat]

my thoughts

you want to have a one night stand
but you do not want to spend
jus touch any girls boobs you like with your hands
when in changi remember to bend
offer your rear end to your new friend !!!!

[Artemise]

Originally Posted by naturegreen

Why would you want to get one night stands to touch a girl's boobs for free?
I'd suggest you getting a gf and then you can touch them for free too or hop over to the zoo and fondle the cow for free.

Sorry bro but you sure gf is free ? How about the time and money you spent on courting her to making her your gf ?

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by superbeat

my thoughts

you want to have a one night stand
but you do not want to spend
jus touch any girls boobs you like with your hands
when in changi remember to bend
offer your rear end to your new friend !!!!

this is farking hilarious!!

[Kempt]

First of all, TS, how old are you ? If there was such easy lobangs, will be very well protected.

[ultimatehydra]

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

[|GD_GeR|]

Originally Posted by ultimatehydra

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

TS.. u dun wan.. Onli wanna touch boobs.. Then u can always Stil pay for it what.. U really so poor Til must be free mehz?! Go buy milk also need money.. Now u are asking for a free cow.. Where gt possible?? Not wanting to scold u but u Stil dare to continue posting after so many comments..

What a joker..

[Lionrod32]

Ts bro, once u find a rack to touch for free .... U tell me ok ... So that I can knock some sense into your thick skull when u are behind bars ... No such thing as a free lunch in the world lah ,.. Even a packet of tissue must pay ok ...

[84gunner]

Go to GL, or any brothel, pay the $$$, tell the WL no need to fark, no need sex, u juz want her to remove her top, ie, topless, so u can touch / caress / grab her boobs, can liaoz. Then u can touch & grab as much as u like for 1/2 hours!

The WL will also be damn happy for u to touch her boobs, without having sex for the 1/2 hours!

If not, there are also plenty of cheong places in regional countries the girls are happy to provide such service to u, it's cheaper than in SG!

[SH149]

TS u wan ONS ?! Sure no problem there is 2 choice for u
1) Go Istana n stand guard for the soldier there for 1 night sure the next day they will worship u like their ancestor or
2) Stand outside my doorstep for the whole night but of cos I will worship u too
Lastly u want to squeeze the boobs u may like go to the zoo n try the orang utang their is quite big n hairy

[Banyan]

Originally Posted by ultimatehydra

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

Bro, please snap out of your mindset. It is painful to see a guy posting something like this.