How to bonk ex-wifes?

[tittyhawk]

Well said bro TV!

[TooFast]

Hahahaha, nice poem. It all makes sense. You wrote that by yourself?

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by TooFast

Hahahaha, nice poem. It all makes sense. You wrote that by yourself?

No lah... couldn't take credit for it...

[10 cc]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Trying to tell you that these hotels are not only meant for FL and WL lah... They're also meant for business people on the go as they now provide such services and facilities like internet, etc...

Cheers

that's true. got a malaysia client who likes to stay in one of those GL 81s. and she is a senior accounts lady - those with a poker face type, in her early 40s. said it is the cheapest... was thinking maybe she also do FL work... but sure no business one.

tried hinted my ex to go to a 81, and not even in gl, and she said she is not so cheap... guess they got a certain image - with most outlets in gl and jc...

[ianchew]

Originally Posted by 10 cc

that's true. got a malaysia client who likes to stay in one of those GL 81s. and she is a senior accounts lady - those with a poker face type, in her early 40s. said it is the cheapest... was thinking maybe she also do FL work... but sure no business one.

tried hinted my ex to go to a 81, and not even in gl, and she said she is not so cheap... guess they got a certain image - with most outlets in gl and jc...

yup yup ..... my gal also dun want to go to such places... the stigma associated with them .... although hotel at Sentosa can ..... but i said no ... will burn big hole in pocket ... if want to have atmosphere ... no place like home!

[LonelyLad]

Hey, Brothers, I did it.
I really hesistated and on Valentine's day decided to call her. Wished her happy Valentine's day and enquired about her well being.... she said she was bored as her boyfriend was in HK. We talked for a while and I told her I was also seeing another lady who happened to be away also . Decided to strike whilst we could still talk. and invited her out for dinner. Took her to PanPacific and had dinner at the French Restaurant. Ordered a bottle of red wine and complimented her on being able to keep her body sooooo sexy despite all these while.
We drank and one thing led to another. We were going to the 2nd half of the third bottle and I could see she was already getting a little high. I felt her feet carressing my legs and told her that she should stop as I was getting turned on and that she should know. She smiled and asked me how my current girl friend compared with her on bed. Of course I said nobody could beat her, She had a fantastic body... lovely legs and god she was a real screamer who loved dirty talk not like my current girl.
She smiled seductively and I knew I had a good time ahead of me.I told her that I had a complimentary room in the Hotel and asked if she would liked to rest there for a while cos I felt I was not in the position to drive and insited that neither was she. She looked at me coyly and said that I should check first as most rooms were normally booked on Valentine's day.
Immediately went to the reception and paid for the suite :{ only room available. Went back to the restaurant and told her all was ok,
we went to the room and I told her to make herself comfortable whilst I took a shower.
Whilst showering, she peeped in and saw me bathing. Actually I was hoping she would do so as I was already very hard. She looked at me and asked why I was having a hard on? I told her that she turned me on very much...
facing her, I stroked myself and told her that whatever it was, i would never take advantage of her.... she smiled and started to take off her clothes too.
Will continue part 2 later as I have to go to work soon.
cheers

[Hakoshu]

Congrates bro.. Tat must be great i believed. Great Fr, waiting for pt 2

[10 cc]

hi lonelylad,

why u wanna leave her in the first place if she's so nice?! sounds like she is better then your current gf...

[LonelyLad]

Part 2
As she watched me with her eyes, I could see she was focused on my manhood. I stepped out of the bath and purposely took the smaller towel to dry myself . I walked out and told her the toilet was all hers. I went to the room and looked at the bed. It looked nice and was huge. I pretended to lie on the sofa and closed my eyes only clad in the towel which was not doing much to hide my erection. To my surprise, she came out of the bath and was also covered with a blanket. She must have felt a little lost as she saw me on the sofa and asked me why I did not use the bed. " It's for u, don't worry, I am a gentleman." I replied. well she layed on the bed and as I saw her sexy legs, i commented again that they were really beautiful and that I was truly very turned on by them. I continued to stroke myself as I walked to switch off the lights saying I could not take it seeing her so sexy and provacative. I however did another thing. I opened the curtains to let in the natural lighting from the streets and as the light shone in, I was sure she could see me masturbating. Stealing glimpse of me, she was soon touching herself, I could see she was also masturbating!
I intentionally made her touch herself till I could feel her reaching an orgasm and stood up in full erection for her to view. She could not control herself and gasped when I stood in front of her face.... needless to say,,,, we made love. IT was wild and we were both quite turned on that we could do it whilst being committed to other parties at the same time. It was fantastic. However, after having made love to her, I left the room and headed home.... frankly too worried to think about the consequences.

[LonelyLad]

Originally Posted by 10 cc

hi lonelylad,

why u wanna leave her in the first place if she's so nice?! sounds like she is better then your current gf...

I guess we married too young...

[Annoymous]

Originally Posted by LonelyLad

Part 2
As she watched me with her eyes, I could see she was focused on my manhood. I stepped out of the bath and purposely took the smaller towel to dry myself . I walked out and told her the toilet was all hers. I went to the room and looked at the bed. It looked nice and was huge. I pretended to lie on the sofa and closed my eyes only clad in the towel which was not doing much to hide my erection. To my surprise, she came out of the bath and was also covered with a blanket. She must have felt a little lost as she saw me on the sofa and asked me why I did not use the bed. " It's for u, don't worry, I am a gentleman." I replied. well she layed on the bed and as I saw her sexy legs, i commented again that they were really beautiful and that I was truly very turned on by them. I continued to stroke myself as I walked to switch off the lights saying I could not take it seeing her so sexy and provacative. I however did another thing. I opened the curtains to let in the natural lighting from the streets and as the light shone in, I was sure she could see me masturbating. Stealing glimpse of me, she was soon touching herself, I could see she was also masturbating!
I intentionally made her touch herself till I could feel her reaching an orgasm and stood up in full erection for her to view. She could not control herself and gasped when I stood in front of her face.... needless to say,,,, we made love. IT was wild and we were both quite turned on that we could do it whilst being committed to other parties at the same time. It was fantastic. However, after having made love to her, I left the room and headed home.... frankly too worried to think about the consequences.

Errr nice account.....hope you had done the necessary protection...

[ultra88man]

Originally Posted by 10 cc

wah... we are almost in the same situation. the numbers are close, and the rest similar. maybe we should exchange contacts...

Bro lonelylad and bro 10cc ... i think i am in the same close years and situations as both of you... ROM in 1997, and D last year. But i never in my mind i wanted to bink my ex-wife again.

Sh!t !!?? were those years really bad for getting married or most couples cannot break the jinx of "7 years itch" ...

Well, life have to go on and no matter what happened, it has passed. We have to face all the consequences and be responsible for our actions. I believe after the bad marriage, we should have learnt some lessons. If we still fantasising about bonking our ex-wives, and thinking it would be a bang-bye relationship, it would be dangerous and irresponsible. Yes, you may say it was the relishing of the good times, but leave that best to memories. 7 years were wasted on both parties, give each other a chance to carry on with life. like the chinese say, "you yuan wu fen", fated to meet but cannot be together ...

just my 2 cents worth...

[BustLover]

Originally Posted by LonelyLad

To Bro 10CC
I mean I just want a bonk for old times sake and thereafter get on with my life you know what I mean. Just bonk and disappear. Hope all bros understand that i am not trying to be a b$%^&0 .. just want to share.

Bro, if your ex is a Chinese, I think you have no problem getting PRC that closely resember your ex right? I do not suggest that your bonk your EX as that may cause undue mis-understandings.

Move forward and I am sure that you can achieve better experience. Remember, woman are very emotional being and sexual experience may evoke their past incidence/feeling.

[10 cc]

Originally Posted by ultra88man

Bro lonelylad and bro 10cc ... i think i am in the same close years and situations as both of you... ROM in 1997, and D last year. But i never in my mind i wanted to bink my ex-wife again.

maybe we can form a lonely lad club and go out for ons fishing regularly...

1997 is definitely a bad year. stock market did crash.

[a_black_knight]

HI HI all

Well i do agreed whole heartely that dont ever ever bonk ur ex wife. That would resulted into many un ncessary problems. She may think you wan her back and ended she becomes more glue than ever till you can hardly breath. Worst, she keep ringing you up on your mobile and even your home. So be tactical, i believe there are many others better choices available.!!