Worst time for sex, literally

[wally888]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

She was in Woman on top position. I said change to doggie. She said ok. She moved to the side of the bed and fell off the side of the bed. Hurt her elbow. End of session. Single bed is bad for sex.

Doggie halfway got iron smell. Look down and saw blood. Beginning of her menses. No mood.

Worst some woman got CCB smell!

[Iluminati]

Thanks for sharing bro xuanz hahaha

Originally Posted by xuanz

TWO IS OKAY, THREE IS A CROWD.
Hooked some chick from the club, turned out she was a tourist. We were all warmed up from all the grinding and kissing in the club, she invited me back to her hotel room. I mean, I don't lose anything. When i got to her hotel room. Turn out Someone is waiting.. her boyfriend is waiting for this threesome. (Awkward)

So did you proceed in the end?

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by Iluminati

Thanks for sharing bro xuanz hahaha



So did you proceed in the end?

No sir, I'm not into any "some". I left and spent my morning with my buddies with bkt.

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by wally888

Worst some woman got CCB smell!

I had one gf who had a strong cb smell. (so i never went down on her) But she was the best thing that happen to me in sex. talk about pros and cons.. LOL

[TempLust]

One more...

Having it on with this girl, doggie position. She was thrashing about, moaning in ecstasy. My volcanic build up was near eruption. Mai tu liao !!! Turbo mode !!! Humping faster and faster at double quick time. Suddenly in knee jerk action, she jumped outta bed. Cursing and swearing with tears rolling down her eyes then ran into the bathroom.

Apparently, while going ultra fast. My dicky slipped out and in my haste for a re-entry. Instead of entering the front, it went in the back. Virgin territory for her.

She went to check in the bathroom and was bleeding a little. After that, I was so apologetic that totally no mood to carry on liao.

[movies08]

Thank about it

[discordpiggy]

xuanz, all scenarios... CLASSIC! LOLOLOL!

happen-ed before but i simply can't remember and don't bothered to remember... as it is more like fast food to me!

Time is precious to me!

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

xuanz, all scenarios... CLASSIC! LOLOLOL!

happen-ed before but i simply can't remember and don't bothered to remember... as it is more like fast food to me!

Time is precious to me!

yeah! took me a night trying to rmb everything. Hopefully all good sex from now onwards!

[Star_lite]

One more,

But this stupid cock up, I really asked for it.

Ok its like this , the first ever GF I had was at the age of 14. Back then when I was still young it was like true love, no evil tots or lustful desire , just purely and I could say regretfully true puppy love.

And Of course after 1 year(if not wrong) we broke up and after that i have had quite a number of other relationships and of course sex partners, fb and so on... But 1 fantasy or should I say 1 wish list that was always in my heart was to fuck my first love.

Thankfully, it wasnt that difficult to make it happen because my group of friends till now that I always hang out with are from my sec school days n she was one of them too... So to say we have all been hanging out with each other for 18 yrs now. Two years back, I had my chance finally..!! We were both attached at that time but dun know what got into me I started msging her , then the topic got a little steamy and the next thing was we went out clubbing, just the two of us..
I knew at that moment tonight is the night.

Got everything planned, which hotel to go , what excuse to tell my gf and applied leave from work for the next day.

(Fast forward...) Yes finally, we got to the the hotel I used to frequent and i was at the counter checking in. On duty was my friend whom I got to know from visiting there. He whispered to me jokingly , Wah...bro just went fishing ah??

Just as I about to turn and walk towards the lift , that counter friend passed me something, he said , good stuff, let you try this gel i just bought, still unopened in its tube, just put on ur little bro's head and it will improve n prolong your performance. I backside itchy and took it with me. I didn't know what it was n when in the room, I took it out to read the instructions printed on the bottle. It said, 30 mins before sex to apply it.
Soon we engaged in our kissing n foreplay n stuff then i tot to myself this is it , the moment has come to conquer my most desired fantasy, I then told my ex gf, I wanna get the rubber from my pants and while I was doing so, I remembered about the gel and I just took it and applied it to my already rock hard rod without noticing how much gel I press out. I immediately just capped up and continued with the foreplay... I got her so wet till she was close to begging me to enter her and I preparing to slide it in already, it was just parking at the entrance, with my tip just lightly touching the entrance and @&$@?!#%€£¥* at this most highest peak of pleasure and excitement, the stupid gel starts to take effect.

It's giving a hot burning sensation..!!! CCB.... It's like just when u wanna insert your hard stiff rod into the hole , suddenly someone kicked you in the balls. My rod was still harder than ever, it even got bigger than ever, it was fucking swollen and I dun know how to describe the feeling. I just cannot put it in no matter how I try because once my dick touch anything it was fiery painful... WTF ...!!!! And soon after a few try she wasnt in the mood already... Kaoz... And I simply just blew it... Wahahah really bloody cock up that time...

[MochaVodka]

Originally Posted by xuanz

No sir, I'm not into any "some". I left and spent my morning with my buddies with bkt.

How about handSOME?

Anyway... I Share 1 too...

About 3+ years back, I went out drinking with my then gf and she came my place to sleep over that night. We had alot of red wine and well... I dunno about other bros, but red wine always boost my manhood. So we were happily having sex when she suddenly stopped and seem to be gasping for air... I got so worried when I saw her face turning purple so I immediately help her get dress and sent her to hospital... It's a good thing that my house is a mere 5 minutes away from KTPH...

On the way to hospital, she got a little bit better, so I laughed @ her. I said "walao, where got ppl make love until can die de" and she still can cheekily reply me "got, Teresa Teng lor"... We checked-in KTPH A&E at about 4am and checked-out at about 7am... went back to my place we both shag le... totally no mood carry on liao... The alcohol effects also gone le...

Anyway, the doctor asked me what was she doing when she had that panic attack? He explained that she had that due to over anxiety, upon hearing that... I dunno to be happy or not happy... lol

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by MochaVodka

How about handSOME?

Anyway... I Share 1 too...

About 3+ years back, I went out drinking with my then gf and she came my place to sleep over that night. We had alot of red wine and well... I dunno about other bros, but red wine always boost my manhood. So we were happily having sex when she suddenly stopped and seem to be gasping for air... I got so worried when I saw her face turning purple so I immediately help her get dress and sent her to hospital... It's a good thing that my house is a mere 5 minutes away from KTPH...

On the way to hospital, she got a little bit better, so I laughed @ her. I said "walao, where got ppl make love until can die de" and she still can cheekily reply me "got, Teresa Teng lor"... We checked-in KTPH A&E at about 4am and checked-out at about 7am... went back to my place we both shag le... totally no mood carry on liao... The alcohol effects also gone le...

Anyway, the doctor asked me what was she doing when she had that panic attack? He explained that she had that due to over anxiety, upon hearing that... I dunno to be happy or not happy... lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA ANXIETY SIA!!! This is quite epic!

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Please keep it up with this thread, true yet unfortunate encounters. Made me tear from laughing so much. Good job (unfortunately)

[Turtle]

Turtle only stop once nia, halfway pumping me kar chng cramp sia.... really buay da han cannot continue. Keke...