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DIY - Sian Lao girl
For those of bros that are still drooling aroun thai girls - it is time for a change! Lao girls are prettier! Fuxx....I got sooooo sun-burnt that people start talking to me in Lao and ask me whether I am Laotian...Knn....At first I am very fair - people think I am Japanese....now I like Charcoal due to baking around in the sun lar....must bring SPF sia... best place to sian girls restaurants (aka coffee shops in our sense) markets (apparel) learn some simple lao first....go to the restaurant and when they take your order - mostly the young girls take order (old girls cook, haha!) talk to them, sian them.... Oh ya my FR on Luang Prabang Met this 18yr old girl in the morning market...was trying to buy a skirt for my gf lar...at first...her mother chicken and cow talk with me...then she came along....I sian her...chio her to coffee...and she kept telling me...awws so handsome....i so paiseh sia...she is cute type - big eyes, quite fair...most students speak reasonable english. then we went out at night. go market shop shop...i buy her a handphone keychain...cheap cheap only but i know it means alot to her. didn't get to bonk like my vietiane adventure but save for next time..she say will write to me..haha...so not bad lar... |
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Update on my little Laos adventure.
Last night I met her after work and guess what? She didn't tell me she got a bf....so naturally her bf was really pissed off when he see me...but I am such a naturally smooth talker that I totally convinced the dickhead to let me go out with his gf (I have bonked her 2 times already) for dinner. He agreed. Apparently they have been seeing each other for 2 years already. Imagine the excitment....bonking some1 else gf. So, after we were out of sight, we walked around town, holding hands, kissing...on the street...Outside the temple! Shiok sia...then hugging all done in public...feels really good with her. Not to mention she is upto my standard. First time I saw her she pass already...my standard quite high one hor...ask popiah....haha After that, I ask her come my hotel...coz I want to bonk herbut her bf has been waiting like an idiot for the past 2 hours for her...lan lan...she say she come back to my hotel to look for me after going off with him. I trust her. It is around 12.30am at that time. But KNN super heavy rain - flood the entire main street - what can I say? Typical of Vietiane lar....She called me at 1.30am say she cannot come. We spoke for 15mins...then her phone no money - line cut....I went to bed lor... To be continued... |
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7am in the morning today...I woke up and called. She say her school starts at 8am. I told her I really wanted to see her last time as I have an evening flight to Bangkok. (I am in Bangkok now) She say ok.
She came over at 8am. She told me if last night we didn't kiss, she would have slept with me but since we did, she is ok...didn't get that either...kow jai mai? We sat outside the hotel and talked...for 5 mins. She held my hand...and oh yes - she is in her school uniform complete with her tie! I began my sweet talking + bullshiting about how much I would miss her and told her I want to hug her. She said she wanted to kiss me and I told her to come into my hotel...she say ok. In the life, I buay tahan - her nei nei looks so delicious....I never bonk a girl wearing her school uniform before. I kissed and french her...inside my room, we hugged and kissed. I am a good writer here - but it feels good to bonk some1 else's gf especially when you just told him that you are a nice guy and you are just friends with his gf! Of cse when I first bonked her, I didn't know that she got a bf lar...So I am not a jerk. She didn't tell me mah...when I turned my charm on her - she was totally overwhelmed I think! Haha...and so back to the story.... As she is late for school, I didn't know whether to take action (bonk) her anot...I just hugged and french her...after 10 mins of foreplay (Hug and kiss), she began licking my neck, ear....and began unbuttoning me....I thought mai tu liao....I slowly unbutton her school uniform (I will remember this for life sia!!) took off her bra....she ownself remove skirt....I think she is not wearing panty sia...I didn't see it! And then onto the bed - best sex of my life. Difference between commercial sex and "sian sex" is that the sian sex girls are always so wet and totally gf lar...last few commercial sex I had inThailand was so freaking dry....KNN which reminds me "This girl no. 3 (Forgot name - from Chayaporn - Issan) PLAYSKOOL" Nana Entertainment Complex. Boycott this joint, but got some pretty girls...this girl 3 is really chio lar...butthe attitude is SO PUT OFF. I rather go bonk katoey...jk lar... I freaking paid almost 4000BAHT for her LT - Plus LD + my beer, bar fine and all exclude hotel lar....back to hotel - she is the most fXXXXX dead fish I ever had....knn put KY somemore....worst fuck of my life - which reminds me of another bad fxxx in chaingmai....another story.... anyway, I am a really happy man, mission accomplised in laos. will update when I am in cambodia. tonight my mission is to explore soi cowboy (I am at VJ internet now...outside me are ALL PUBS and POOYING walking all around!) and meeting my female friends tomorrow. Got 1 I like, I tried to sian her, hold her hand but she say got bf....I know she likes me though, bad timing lar...she also uni student. End of report. Tks for the points Bros. |
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Bangkok Soi Cowboy (23)
Happening sia this area everytime I come also happening. Bros might want to stay at Regency Bangkok (Soi 22). 10mins walk from the action but also plenty pool bars nearby. Long Gun - Must see in Soi Cowboy Walkaround and have a feel of the area. Feels like Hong Kong with all the neon signboards...haha.. General prices around 1500-2000baht for ST, 2000-3000 Baht for LT. FL around 750-1000Baht - Better value if you ask me....but of course cannot observe their figure whether good anot first lar...haha. |
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Bro Matthias, you THE MAN! Keep your stories running. One day must go to relive some of your adventures.
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Today I met another one of my Thai friends (first meeting)...after work, I met her...but freaking raining heavily in bkk sia....really thunderstorm and FLOOD! the BTS flood! We had a good dinner and she is really wild...and speaks good english...kinda like a good date...i think she really likes me...she ask to see me again say we should go to a pub together...(means...get her drunk and bonk her lar...) haha. She is 23 years old.
She just broke up with her bf...and maybe I can handky panky with her haha.... meanwhile I am still romancing the uni girl in bangkok 21 years old...actually flirting with her on msn now...i tried to hold her hands 3 times...2 weeks back when we dated before i went laos...but she shy lar...but now, I think got chance sia....I kinda have imbedded the thought that I really like her inside her head. Maybe can't bonk her so fact lar...but I am sure there will be progress the next time I meet her in Oct since I going Cambodia for 2 weeks starting tomrrow. Actually today she wanted to see me but I meeting with another girl lar...I hope got chance lar...she not easy leh...need effort.... Will report soon...if got chance....internet expensive sia... |
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Siem Reap, Cambodia
ST - Anywhere from 5USD to 20USD - Not recommended LT - Anywhere from 25USd to 35USD Most hotels are girl-friendly Nightclubs are the places you can get girls, tau pau price is as above just that you pay for expensive drinks. Girl style houses: Apparently different cuisines are available, different houses staff girls from different countries - when I was there, Vietnamese girls were also available. But of cse, you want to try Cambodian girls... Girls are young - Should be around 18yrs up....see for yourself, some sensitive staff I don't want to post here...GL style houses - anywhere from 20-30 girls at one time. Where to find them? 2 areas - Old market where all the nightclubs are located and east side of the river. Just catch a motorbike, around 0.25usd only. Apparently many girls are working part-time here, waitresses, retail girls, this entire town is totally commited to sextifying tourists... Will report again. |
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Massive Update on Siem Reap, Cambodia
Most popular MASSAGE joints +++yo - Recommended Girls here wear swimming costumes as uniform. Very pretty but obviously trying to serve a japanese clientee but still prices are at 35usd for overnight....cheap by our standards. Girls are very young, see to believe. Very pretty, some Vietamese there too. Hollywood ST is available for 15USD at this area. Time around GL standard. Girls are a mix of good and bad. Occasionall looker but really looks not bad too, LT is 35USD. *Note price of 35USD is apparently with commission to Tuk Tuk already. It is highly impossible to get there yourself, (hidden area). Budget option - girls from 25yrs up ST price is USD 5-10. I saw a few such shops but obviously didn't want to visit...I rather young girls...you can try though...these shops all have no names...you need assistance getting there... |
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I've been a regular backpacker to Laos for the past 3 years, mainly to destress. I must really kowtow to Bro Matt coz ashamed to say that my experiences have never in 3yrs been as juicy as his FRs.
Am going to keep my eyes and ears open next time i'm there! Keep up the good stories man! |
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Update on FL areas
2 popular places: Zone One Suk Sen I had the TIME of my life last night at both places... Apparently I wasn't in the mood to pay 35USD for sex, so I asked my friend to drive me to the discos...we had a bachelor party of 10 people to celebrate festival of the dead at his friend's house earlier Suk Sen (Name of disco) - I know it sounds wierd but no ang mohs here... Traditonal Khmer dancing shop - It is FUN! The girls there are all working girls and if you see one you like, signal to her and ask to sit with you. Most probably she will ask you to buy her a drink, the most expensive is Asahi - 3USD per small bottle. Then talk to her and discuss about price lar...not much lookers here, but was a REALLY good training ground for me to learn traditional khmer dancing to prepare me for the GREAT fun ahead! Read up... Zone One - Only "real" disco in town. Note that all discos in Cambodia have a mix of songs - khmer + pop + hip hop, + RNB + Ballets!...you name it, they got it...so go with the flow and you will have fun! No entry fee but drinks expensive - Evian - 2USD, Coke 1.5USD, Beer - 3USD Really futuristic looking disco, big too....advise to go after 12M. This palce opens till 4am so...it gets REALLY fun after 2am! So, girls normally go in grps of 4-6...SO YOU NEED MORE GUTS AND DETERMINATION TO SUCCEED HERE....good dancing skills advised. Most girls here can relly dance! My FR: Saw a cute girl I like but she was in a grp of 4, I tried to break in and well, my dancing wasn't too bad for her and her friends to start taking notice..we began dirty dancing and all that typical dance nonsense... until Ballets came in...yes! So, I took the chance to hold her slim waist and I took her hands to put around mine...not they are quite shy, you have to take FULL initiative... I also made her lie on my left chest so that she can hear my heart beat! And all the while, she just hugged me...apparently I did the same thing...was great fun..ballets come in 3 songs...and while hugging her, I kissed her forehead, cheek(I tried to kiss her lips, but she SIAM me lar...note, she is shy)..neck...so good lar...felt good. Then later, I got tired...rested a while. Came back found my girl with another guy, apperently, many guys were perstering her throughout the night and when the ballets came again, I came to her rescue...the guy wanted to hug her of cse but she didnt want...so I just extended my hand to her and she "fell"into my arms and we began the 3 songs ballet thingie again..was good man...then I got tired and rested lar... Next up...exciting! (For me at least) My girl I think she went homr lar...so I tried to dance up another grp (3) of girls and apparently all 3 liked me! Jeez..but I only can take one lar..chose the prettiest, cute, big eyes, long hair, enough said - Pretty alright! So we began dancing and also there were many Khmer songs whereby you must take the tradtioanl manner (Imagine Thai dancing - hands turn here nad there and turn around and all) I dont know whether it was easy or I am gifted...lol...even the girls (the previous girl too) said I was good at the dancing, they show me thumbs up! So, throughout the dances and all, I got to hug her, kiss her hair, forehead, cheek except lips again..KNN but she shy lar...I asked her for a drink, she say ok and she asked me whether I got gf anot...and all those typical nonsense...and I was holding her hands all the time, shiok lar..really GF feeling sia... so I was there from 12M. At 3am...I was compeltely drained out...I told her I must go...she asked to see me again and told me to wait up for her after work...(I am meeting her later). I said ok but I still wanted to accomplish my missiong lar...(kiss her lips). So, I told her to close her eyes...(her English not good enough to undertstand). I wanted to kiss her at the drinks counter...but she SIAMED again ...and she laughed and tried to wriggle out of my arms...so I told her I wanted to go home again...and will see her tomorrow, she followed me out and told me bye. However, being me...I had to do it so I held her hand and brought her behind the building...nobody there lar...and there...hehe...I hugged her and pushed her up against the wall....and I kissed her there lar...she didn't know how to kiss much...I think...but feeling was great...I kissed her and then slowly we frenched...feeling was good. Everytime I frenched a new girl, I will have like some semen secretion...good feeling though...So, like really good feeling lar...they say once you frenched a girl, she is yours lar! Haha..So, I hugged her, kissed her...and said all the nonsense that I normally say to girls and then it was time for goodbye lar...really excited to see her again tonight though! BTW, she is only 20yrs old! Slurp slurp! Also, today I met a girl at Bayon (Part of the UNESCO heritage site of Angkor Wat) 20 years old too, cute and petite...I chatted her up alot and pursuaded her to join me for a tour to the nearby temple! Note - you need a lot of guts to do this: Imagine asking a girl out when her bosses and colleagues are around...also this area has many drivers and my driver was there too lar...(My driver know this girl for 3 yrs already and said she has NEVER gone to see the temple with any other customer even when they asked her!) So, I eventually pursuaded her to join me. I was there for 30mins...having breakfast lar...so at the temple, I held her hand, she didn't mind and we were like lovers going round the temple...fxxxxxx hot sia! I look Cambodian now, totally sun-burnt! Then we got back and all the drivers think she is my gf now, at least that is how they describer her to me..they will ask me where is your gf or how yr gf, yr gf looking for you! Note: I knew all these people in Cambodia itself, to know the locals at the same lvl I did and imagine sleeping on their hammocks...watching their waitresses, of cse all these would not have been possible if I didn't have a good relationship with my driver lar..we hit off really well..and so I was like a local, able to blend in so well to enjoy Cambodia like a local.. and suffice to say I have met more than 30 locals in Siem Reap Alone. Great time indeed....of cse, sometimes I try to sian girls...I fail too lar...I wont elaborate on these...as these are not Best practises! Just to show that I fail at times too lol...trying to sian my friend's friend sister lar..she so chio...I can't describe..20 yrs old too! But apparently she needed much more time and effort than I could invest and so, I coulnd;'t even ask her out for a drink across the road...but then again, I had made other better in-roads.... Will update soon..hope bros here like my REAL stories, I got photos on my HP to prove! |
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this is very informative, bro...thanks and hve fun there. Ciao
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