Ode To RealEstateGuy

[songest]

Fresh from the oven....

I did a time analysis of REG posting times.
The hypothesis (not theory yet) - Looks like he/she stays in a part of the world that is hours ahead of us (5 hours is a good guess).

Observations:
1. Hardly post betn 9pm and midnite Singapore time. (which is 2am to 5am when u add 5 hours to it)

2. Many posts at unearthly hours at 2, 3, 4am which
is very down-to-earth when you add 5 hours to it.

3. There are posting patterns where he/she appears to be not needing much sleep, eg 1:47am to 2:14am, then 5:30am, then 7:30am, then 9:30am - see 22 Feb timelog

4. Feel free to add your observations...., graph it into histograms, apply whatever high class statistical analysis, correlation to other samster's posting timelogs, propose new hypothesis, etc ....


Posting timelog listed below (last ~200 posts):

27 Feb 1:47pm
12:17pm
12:14pm
12:47pm
06:35am
26 Feb 10:17am
10:15am
10:07am
07:48am
07:37am
01:53am
25 Feb 05:08pm
11:54am
11:31am
11:28am
02:41am
02:22am
24 Feb 03:19pm
02:12pm
02:05pm
11:35am
02:48am
02:38am
23 Feb 03:58am
03:54am
03:25am
02:11am
22 Feb 04:22pm
04:19pm
04:12pm
09:14am
07:06am
07:03am
05:05am
02:14am
01:52am
01:47am
21 Feb 02:17pm
01:30pm
01:25pm
11:08am
09:20am
09:15am
01:20am
01:16am
01:14am
20 Feb 02:27pm
02:25pm
11:56am
08:52am
08:46am
07:28am
01:09am
01:05am
01:04am
19 Feb 02:34pm
18 Feb 08:27pm
08:23pm
08:20pm
08:13pm
08:11pm
03:12pm
03:09pm
03:08pm
17 Feb 04:44am
01:57am
01:51am
16 Feb 12:25pm
12:23pm
12:21pm
12:20pm
10:09am
05:57am
04:38am
04:36am
03:07am
15 Feb 08:50am
08:47am
08:43am
08:38am
08:36am
04:35am
04:33am
04:30am
03:01am
02:57am
14 Feb 11:06pm
11:03pm
04:04pm
04:00pm
03:57pm
01:09pm
01:06pm
01:02pm
13 Feb 03:57pm
03:55pm
12:28pm
12:26pm
12:21pm
11 Feb 04:46am
04:43am
04:38am
04:35am
04:31am
04:27am
10 Feb 03:45pm
03:39pm
02:43pm
01:04pm
08:32am
08:26am
08:22am
08:17am
03:10am
03:09am
03:06am
01:24am
01:15am
01:07am
9 Feb 12:47PM
12:39PM
12:34PM
11:05am
10:59am
10:12am
10:05am
10:03am
01:47am
01:43am
01:36am
8 Feb 03:45pm
03:38pm
03:35pm
03:27pm
03:27pm
11:37am
11:36am
10:01am
03:14am
03:11am
03:09am
7 Feb 01:21pm
10:01am
09:50am
02:07am
6 Feb 04:23pm
04:20pm
03:05pm
03:00pm
02:58pm
02:49pm
10:13am
5 Feb 03:07pm
03:02pm
10:26am
09:52am
08:49am
08:44am
08:39am
08:32am
04:21am
4 Feb 02:07pm
11:54am
11:42am
11:39am
10:23am
10:15am
04:34am
02:31am
02:27am
3 Feb 02:11pm
02:05pm
03:45am
03:35am
03:32am
01:01am
2 Feb 11:01am
04:05am
03:58am
03:00am
12:55am
12:45am
12:38am
1 Feb 11:34am
11:31am
10:03am
10:00am
09:59am
01:56am
31 Jan 05:25pm
05:21pm
05:20pm
05:18pm
11:53am
11:49am
11:44am
11:43am
06:29am
02:05am
01:56am
01:51am

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[alluster]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Ah Bengs, I think you are in fact a weak bunch. Ah Bengs, shows in your moral compass and your inability to handle criticisms of your lifestyle.

A dog biting his own tail, someone who think so HIGHLY of himself can't handle criticisms. REG with your so call highclass, your shouldn't be even in this forum full of your so called ah bengs.

In my personal view, I think you are just a lonely attention seeker here who failed in real life trying to act class here.

[sinner1234]

Originally Posted by songest

Fresh from the oven....

I did a time analysis of REG posting times.
The hypothesis (not theory yet) - Looks like he/she stays in a part of the world that is hours ahead of us (5 hours is a good guess).

Observations:
1. Hardly post betn 9pm and midnite Singapore time. (which is 2am to 5am when u add 5 hours to it)

2. Many posts at unearthly hours at 2, 3, 4am which
is very down-to-earth when you add 5 hours to it.

3. There are posting patterns where he/she appears to be not needing much sleep, eg 1:47am to 2:14am, then 5:30am, then 7:30am, then 9:30am - see 22 Feb timelog

4. Feel free to add your observations...., graph it into histograms, apply whatever high class statistical analysis, correlation to other samster's posting timelogs, propose new hypothesis, etc ....

Posting timelog listed below (last ~200 posts):

*** Ps: amended due to.... TOO LONG****... by sinner1234

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Fuahhhhhh!!!!......... bro songest, wow..... finding nemo part III? = finding Bro REG?.... any prizes? ;p


IMHO, he should be near us. I read somewhere before that one of the bros here did meet up with Bro REG before. Well, i could be wrong.


Anway, Bro REG is errrr in a way quite interesting....... his errrr..... comments are somewhat quite hollow to me ;p....... at times.... really ... ......... anyway.... like TS stated, diff characters in SBF..... does makes the whole place "livelier".
A seesaw needs to be balanced in order to carry out it's "fun-ness".
Where there is police, there will be thief.
Where there is whoremonger, there will be whore...
where there is SG-D(D meand s-o-c-i-e-D-y), there wil be REG!!!
REG/REG/REG/... hmmmm planning ahead for 2016? ;p

Btw, i was also curious on his pts... noticed... tht it went into "reds"... then slowly positive then hey presto..... back to almost square one........... interestingly interesting but baffling....


To Dear Bro REG, care to let out some insider info on the happening of your points?.......... i am not a fanatic on this point system... but curiousity does kills the cat for me in this instance......... can disclose to your "fans" here? ;p
thanks in advance. ;p


Pardon me for joining the bandwagon ... monkey see monkey do ;p

[Stageboy]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Ah Bengs, I think you are in fact a weak bunch. Ah Bengs, shows in your moral compass and your inability to handle criticisms of your lifestyle.

Dun Insult Ah Bengs at least they got the code of brotherhood; personal loyalty: 江湖义气 code of the brotherhood; 讲义气 be loyal to one's friends. Ah Bengs dun insult ppl with words.. at least the use action. action is always better the words rite..

In my personal view, i will say we look into ourselves first b4 start to insult or criticize other.

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Thanks Braddah, you remind me of a "John" who just had sex with a hooker and believed he is great in bed because she moaned and screamed in ecstasy and denies to himself he paid for that.

Err...i am also suddenly reminded of this story...

One day REG was wondering alone in the dark lorongs of GL but had no luck with the hookers as he only want it FOC. after countless rejection he decided to take a taxi home. on the way home in the taxi the taxi driver teased him with a quiz: " i am thinking of someone, he's not my brother, neither is he my sister, so who is he? " after many failed attempts to get the right answer REG gave up and the taxi driver said: " the answer is ME "

REG thought to himself " wow this is a good one, must faster go try it out on my SBF braddahs " after sharing the quiz with some of his braddahs none could guess the right answer so REG, being very pleased with himself, laughed hysterically and said : " Gotcha all of you DUMBASS!! the answer is A TAXI DRIVER IN GL!!! "

[delpiero7]

it takes someone so talented to make everyone annoyed and entertained at the same time

[RealEstateGuy]

Originally Posted by HCKing

Err...i am also suddenly reminded of this story...

One day REG was wondering alone in the dark lorongs of GL but had no luck with the hookers as he only want it FOC. after countless rejection he decided to take a taxi home. on the way home in the taxi the taxi driver teased him with a quiz: " i am thinking of someone, he's not my brother, neither is he my sister, so who is he? " after many failed attempts to get the right answer REG gave up and the taxi driver said: " the answer is ME "

REG thought to himself " wow this is a good one, must faster go try it out on my SBF braddahs " after sharing the quiz with some of his braddahs none could guess the right answer so REG, being very pleased with himself, laughed hysterically and said : " Gotcha all of you DUMBASS!! the answer is A TAXI DRIVER IN GL!!! "

HJCK, figures your story revolves around GL. Do you know any other orbit? One thing that is certain about you is you are very weak, concerend about public perception ie points on SBF. You like to rally support and the more people jump aboard the more powerful you feel. Your status is suddenly elevated. The dickless guy who pays for pussy every weekend is suddenly some sort of hero. Whoo hoo look at me you say I got points on SBF. Braddah, you are one freaking loser. Go ahead keep up the posts. Its amazing how weak minded you are.

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

HJCK, figures your story revolves around GL. Do you know any other orbit? One thing that is certain about you is you are very weak, concerend about public perception ie points on SBF. You like to rally support and the more people jump aboard the more powerful you feel. Your status is suddenly elevated. The dickless guy who pays for pussy every weekend is suddenly some sort of hero. Whoo hoo look at me you say I got points on SBF. Braddah, you are one freaking loser. Go ahead keep up the posts. Its amazing how weak minded you are.

Now, you start writing like a normal dude and that's NO good. BORING!

Originally Posted by delpiero7

it takes someone so talented to make everyone annoyed and entertained at the same time

Yes, I think he is talented [as a forum clown] too.

Bradday REG, please continue to sharpen your "talent". Bradday, be yourself! Be the "Steven Lim" of SBF, Bradday. Bradday, I'm sure you enjoy the similar type of attention as him, Bradday!

[Rasta Marley]

Originally Posted by songest

Fresh from the oven....

I did a time analysis of REG posting times.

Posting timelog listed below (last ~200 posts):

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Wow Bro Songest, your amazing extraction has taken some massive effort ; just tried to reward you for that but could not as I have already done so previously. Good one!

You will also find something with respect to the number of threads started by this guy (think it's like more than 30 threads since October 2011) which invariably die off. Isn't bandwith and the smooth running of this site being affected by that?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by songest

Fresh from the oven....

I did a time analysis of REG posting times.

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Bro songest, my utmost respect and salute!

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Braddah Ah Bengs, good always prevails over evil. While you may think you are powerful with the TS creating an attack thread and the sheep jumping in, its all flattering and funny. Ah Bengs, I think you are in fact a weak bunch. Ah Bengs, shows in your moral compass and your inability to handle criticisms of your lifestyle.

High Class Braddah!, High Class Braddah!!, High Class Braddah!!!, High Class Braddah!!!!, High Class Braddah!!!!!

You should be glad - The Mighty Bengs - have moral compass cos if not, this society will give way to Nazi eugenics and "life unworthy of life" would be neutralized by forced sterilization. You must get hold of yourself to handle criticisms of your High Class lifestyle. .....Relac! Relac!! Relac!!! Relac!!!! Relac!!!!! Let go of the window handle, please!, free youself, Dive! Dive!! Dive!!! Dive!!!! Dive!!!! Please don't slash my throat with your papercutter

[radii]

My guess is TS wanna generate buzz for himself...............

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Braddah Ah Bengs, good always prevails over evil. While you may think you are powerful with the TS creating an attack thread and the sheep jumping in, its all flattering and funny. Ah Bengs, I think you are in fact a weak bunch. Ah Bengs, shows in your moral compass and your inability to handle criticisms of your lifestyle.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I admit i am a beng. u can call me a chao ah beng, a tiko beng, a lau ah beng, a LJ beng or any other beng. but to be honest braddah, u dont knw what u r missing if u arent/weren't a beng.

A low class Ah beng is still 101 times better than a high class no life retard! But why?

when the low class beng is out partying with hot babes at cool pubs and discos the high class u r hiding behind the monitor PCC.

when the low class beng is showing off his harley with his lian chick by his side the high class u r hiding behing the monitor PCC.

when the low class beng is bonking different ONS flings FOC at H81 everynight the high class u r hiding behind the monitor PCC.

when the low class beng is singing Ai Piah Cia Eh Yia at the top of his voice while a chiobu blows his mic in KTV the high class u r hiding behind the monitor PCC.

.....................

So u tell me, am i proud to be a beng or u?

[RealEstateGuy]

Looks like most of the attackers are long time users of prostitutes for sex. Really sad that you Ah Bengs attack the truth, the voice of reason. But good always trumps evil so you are the ultimate losers!

[Phantom]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Braddah Ah Bengs, good always prevails over evil. While you may think you are powerful with the TS creating an attack thread and the sheep jumping in, its all flattering and funny.

I started a thread 'attacking' you and your legacy, earning many many laughs I believe from bros, and this is the best you can do in reply ? And not even one in straightforward address to me ?

You know what that means ? That makes you my BITCH, cause I pwned your ass and you have nothing to say in return. Yes, you can go around thinking that I am not worth a reply from you, but your reply to others in this thread defeats that thinking. And deep inside, you do know, and probably in the opinion of others, you got pwned by me, and therefore, do not dare to reply to me, thus making you my BITCH.

Its ok, you can say something to retort, wouldn't expect anything less from you.

I think it's about time you mobilise your mass army of clones and start zapping, but everytime you click on disapprove, it also means -

' I just got made into someone's bitch and there's I can do nothing about it except to zap him. '

Not only me, it's the same when you zap anyone else, its only you are pwned and having nothing to show for your impotence in reply, you zap. Is that what you really are ?

Let me tell you about my day, but let's start from when I posted the thread. I kept playing the song, and read the lyrics and the musings I posted beside it, I just kept smiling and laughing. And you know what made me laugh harder later in the day ? You saw the thread in the morning, chose to ignore it, and went to post in some other thread instead. Impotence construed as taking the high ground - Fail.

Back to my day. After I got back from work, took out the slice of salmon in the fridge, and while it defrosted, I got online and played some games. In between games, I would marinate the fish and prepare to heat up the other leftover dishes from yesterday. Long story short, made my dinner, ate it, watched some TV, surfed a bit, played some online games, laughed at you some more.

I was thinking of calling a girl out and have some fun, but timing was off for me.

To know a little more about me, you can read this thread -

The Being of Having Sex/Making Love Whatever.....

So, in short, I am just like many dudes here, chilling, laughing, reading, talk cock, sing song, fuck spiders. Here to chillax. We are all just a group of mild easy going fellows, engaging in online camaradie with each other in the topic that most males are interested in - SEX.

You, however come online with a different agenda. Spare your arguments about moral and whatevers. You know you are trolling just for the fun of someone raging. But your trolling gets old and its always the same old crap, and it gets disrespectful, because you don't watch the threads you troll. Some others just fuck it, whatever. Some retort to you in well phrased arguments and you just slinker away, tail tucked between your legs. Some rage against you, and with nothing to offer in argument, you mass zap to show your impotence.

And there is me. I do not need to offer up any vulgarities to you or take you at your presumed moral thrust. Cause trolling is a game 2 can play, and I assure you, I can play it much better than you do. The only restricting factor for me is the time and effort to do it, not so much effort, more the time. You have chosen to disrespect me in a thread I started before, now not much in retaliation, just some laughs at your stupidity, at your expense.

I follow, or try my best to follow a rule to behave online. " Do not say online to others what you would not say to them when face to face " Obviously, sometimes I fail at that.

You really should try that too, cause in your postings, you have been getting more and more extreme, and I sometimes wonder, how long is it going to be when your online persona take over who you really are. In the cyberworld, there is no control except self control, and you seem to be severely lacking in that department. If you want to troll, there are a lot of members who post threads expecting to be spoonfed, go troll them. Be funny, humourous, witty, sarcastic. Hey, if you do not like to screw, no one here is forcing you. If you like to get screwed, its ok too. I'm not into that but I'm not going to judge you. As I said, gays are good, leaves more babes for rest of us non gays.

But remember, there are some that when you troll, can have many times more fun at your expense in return. Check out my signature, imagine whenever I get the time, I come online and see your posts and I just go there and post - Hello Sistah REG, you my bitch. People will click on the link in my signature and come to this thread, some may post and this thread will come alive again. What if they put their signature as,

This is the Thread where REG was made a bitch

Know this, when you go around fucking others while staying in the shadow, sometimes, the shadow fucks you back.

Sistah REG, you my BITCH.

Just because you are not with us, does not mean you have to be against us.

Regards.

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by songest

Fresh from the oven....

I did a time analysis of REG posting times.
The hypothesis (not theory yet) - Looks like he/she stays in a part of the world that is hours ahead of us (5 hours is a good guess).

Observations:
1. Hardly post betn 9pm and midnite Singapore time. (which is 2am to 5am when u add 5 hours to it)

...................

My gosh, either you are damn free or you have a unhealthy obession with REG!!!???!!!

Hope you didn't stay up all night to dig out his login timings.....