The Lord Bangkok Massage

[guynextdoor]

Originally Posted by smile_santa

Actually with everything, i feel one mans somtum is another mans tomyam.. whatever that means.... Anyway if its within the budget of your trip then I think its good to experience yourself if thats what you set yourself up to do. My advise is if you have the budget set aside 2 trips, one at The Lord and a different one priced lower than you are able to see for yourself if it's indeed worth paying the premium there.

Thanks for your objective advice! Appreciate it!

[guynextdoor]

Originally Posted by Allanooi

Lord sucks lah those XL models are expired milfs during their prime maybe was some models there better soapy than lord

Hahaha. I see. Any other soapy that you have been to yourself and would recommend? I've really not been to any before so I wouldn't know better.

[ccdd]

Suggest you go read up the other thread on Bkk shower house then.

[Setzer]

I've been there once early this year with 4 friends, girl quality i would rate it a 7/10 at least.. didn't know they had fhm/model category.. i only remember picking while the girls were sitting at the centre of the hall on the chairs that were layout in a squarish manner. All me and my frens were pretty satisfied with our picks.. if i remember correctly i think our picks were 2500-3000baht category.

Anyway, the manager arrange a big suite for us with long sofa, ktv and jacuzzi in the living room (and 4-5 individual bedrooms)... had lotsa drinks, and fun in the main jacuzzi altogether and even got bj by 2 girls in the main hall sofa while going to our individual room. Attitude and playability is definitely there, but do try not to drink too much inside the lord as the charges were crazily expensive. Total bill that night came up to be about 2k sgd for everything... maybe theres other places in bkk that provide the same for less... but for newbie like me, i think its pretty much worth it for this first experience.

Just sharing my view, peace.

[happyable]

Originally Posted by Setzer

I've been there once early this year with 4 friends, girl quality i would rate it a 7/10 at least.. didn't know they had fhm/model category.. i only remember picking while the girls were sitting at the centre of the hall on the chairs that were layout in a squarish manner. All me and my frens were pretty satisfied with our picks.. if i remember correctly i think our picks were 2500-3000baht category.

Anyway, the manager arrange a big suite for us with long sofa, ktv and jacuzzi in the living room (and 4-5 individual bedrooms)... had lotsa drinks, and fun in the main jacuzzi altogether and even got bj by 2 girls in the main hall sofa while going to our individual room. Attitude and playability is definitely there, but do try not to drink too much inside the lord as the charges were crazily expensive. Total bill that night came up to be about 2k sgd for everything... maybe theres other places in bkk that provide the same for less... but for newbie like me, i think its pretty much worth it for this first experience.

Just sharing my view, peace.

i am just wondering if you mistaken the place that they are talking about?. the lord minimum opening also already 3.9k ( from the above post. ). when i go last week, first tier is already at 4.4k-9.9k.

and honestly, the only time i will pay 400 sgd for sex is only if they are japanese.

[Princeinnocent]

Hi bros, been there a few times. I must admit the cozy interior has an effect and makes you rise your expectations, but then Girls are a hit and miss like everywhere else. Dont expect a quality selection, not in looks and not in bed, only in make up and premium Price. But with so many competitors shut down, they harvest the business. Mainly locals with pockets filled. Farang surcharge.

[surfer76]

one mans meat another mans poison.
and also if whether if you have the money to spend.
i would say the girls there are better quality then most places and i like to do it in comfort.
half the guys spend more money hanging flowers at thai joint but when it comes to shower houses they walk almost the whole ratchada to just to save the 100 bucks.
i have also had the experience with friends who are all so excited to get to bangkok for a good time and when they are here they stinge on the very thing that got them all excited about.

[norice]

surfer76,

Ditto! I like your philosophy! In Thailand, money talks and shit stinks!

[surfer76]

thanks bro.

actually im spoilt also.

but i rather be spoilt for choice drooling on the fact that there are too many good quality then sitting at some shower house with smelly carpet like the old engwah theatres and having the papasan sit there staring at you and everyone edging each other to choose first from the Planet of the apes window view.
then someone would mention...choosing wife meh.
then thats where you part with your 100 bucks reluctantly , going in the tiny room whereby you are sure half not gg to enjoy.

haha..

[norice]

surfer76,

You should also go to Thermae and pickup those young and attractive SYTs! You won't have problems in meeting them with your generosity!

[smile_santa]

Originally Posted by surfer76

thanks bro.

actually im spoilt also.

but i rather be spoilt for choice drooling on the fact that there are too many good quality then sitting at some shower house with smelly carpet like the old engwah theatres and having the papasan sit there staring at you and everyone edging each other to choose first from the Planet of the apes window view.
then someone would mention...choosing wife meh.
then thats where you part with your 100 bucks reluctantly , going in the tiny room whereby you are sure half not gg to enjoy.

haha..

Hahaha absolutely. Nothing wrong with spoiling yourself as long as you can afford it. Anyway different people prioritize spending in different ways. Some people buy a BMW and some prefer to buy a Honda even though they are in the same income bracket. The Honda driver will say it just gets you from point A to B no need so expensive but the BMW will tell you its in the drive experience that he is willing to pay the premium for.

And I don't get it when people try to egg me on with the choosing wife expression. If i choose wife its definitely qualities over looks anyway! And yes like you said I rather spend $200 in enjoyment than $100 with reluctance and regret.

But your post about the savings part quite funny ah. I also experience before people go overseas want to scrimp and save over everything than feel excited they spend 15 minutes to save an additional 20 baht, then come back Singapore happily walk in Starbucks for a $7.50 iced coffee.

[norice]

Smile_Santa,

Ditto! Excellent commentary! Just enjoy your life fullest, that's all!

[ZanShen]

Guy next Door,

Never been to Lord but giving my 2cent worth.

Been to few MP in Bangkok and most have a special atas category like some mentioned...Models, actress etc. Booked one before and costed me 5000b for a session. She is pretty but i asked myself, never seen her on TV before, how would I know if she is really a model or actress.

My opinion is go for it if you really like the girl. Forget about what the OKT said.

[Taisin86]

The lord open until what time?

[mariosuper]

Sharing my recent experience with The Lord.

The place have the high class feeling, very grand like. Reach the place at about 5:15pm, got about 20 girls. All with heavy make up and grown. Honestly the selection is average, at most 7/10.

A young chap assist me, but he seem to have the sian sian attitude also, he pass me the rate card and ask me choose myself. the rate card start from 4400b, with model cat at 9900, but that day no model on duty. The selection process abit stress, and im the only customer at the time, and all the girl is trying to make eye with you. finally settle for a 7/10 porn stars looking gals at 5300b. She stand out because she is the only one wearing casual clothing. later i found out that she had just reach the place 5 min before me and saw me walking in, so just sit down before changing to try her luck, and seem like today is her lucky day :3

Once in the room, the waitress will take drink order, my girl ask my permission to order some fruit juice that cost 160b, so just comply, a bottle water cost 80b here.

Room is huge with Jacuzzi bath tub. the room is nice and neat, but not really WOW level. compare to other joint i visited the element that stand out is neat and facilities seem newer thats all. my friend tell me until the room got dragon got tiger, im disappointed -_-" later my girl share that there is some VIP room, but need to pay extra for room usage, mine is just the normal room, probably thats why.

Tub action is VERY VERY good with the girl, PSE is very high. chatty and we exchange line later. Total dmg: 6000b with tips to papasan (100b), drink+waitress tip(300b), and girl tips (300b) for a 90 min session

In summary i find this place abit over price, try out once can already, not likely to return. When i left (close to 7pm) there is like double amount of girl in the hall, and there is some really great looker, like 9/10 type! but i believe they are the higher price tier girl also.

Oh yea, got a giant lounge to chill and listen to live singing, those type of singing that ah pek will like. actually dont mind chill there a while before i left, but meeting my friend at baccara that night so didn't stay long.