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Hokey dokey. Lets see what the Tour Guide Futaba says. No tour guide, how can?
I think you miss out the famous Mermaid Lake tat ppl go for night fishing one leh.
The mermaids lake part is not part of tour itinerary..tat part u pandai2 lah... My tour itineray tailored more towards travel students like u mah...
The mermaids lake part is not part of tour itinerary..tat part u pandai2 lah... My tour itineray tailored more towards travel students like u mah...
These aquatic creatures ("Ngang Ngurk")are hard to find. So since we are there why dun we pay them a visit. Sometimes its fated. Heard They only cum out once in a BLU moon.In some folklore books is written "You must not eat seafood more than 49 days in order to have a chance to see them." Their kisses are told to have magical healing properties. Like mending broken hearts, cure mati pucuk, antidotes for scorpion stings and many more.
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Lol....long2 time no go jor.....coz me always touch n go....don't ask 4 name de....depend on luck.....u more experts what...must wait ur suggest....hahaha.....
Hokey dokey. Lets see what the Tour Guide Futaba says. No tour guide, how can?
I think you miss out the famous Mermaid Lake tat ppl go for night fishing one leh.
Like I said earlier....this place is & never was in my tour guide handbook.
So how to be the tour guide leh.....hmmmm
These aquatic creatures ("Ngang Ngurk")are hard to find. So since we are there why dun we pay them a visit. Sometimes its fated. Heard They only cum out once in a BLU moon.In some folklore books is written "You must not eat seafood more than 49 days in order to have a chance to see them." Their kisses are told to have magical healing properties. Like mending broken hearts, cure mati pucuk, antidotes for scorpion stings and many more.
Are u sure that the ikan duyung kisses are so 'powderful'? the last one the scorpion stung ended up in Russia... the one swimming around like dugong in this forum..
anyway, terribly sorry to hv put u in a rather difficult position bro futaba.. it is kinda difficult for the designated bus driver to be the tour guide as well..if the thai authorities find out, the driver together with all passengers will spend the night in a 5-moon jail cell eating nothing but left over tomyams and fireball kangkungs...
If our suay gor Futaba were to be our Betong tour guide, habis lah for us....all puyings will be with him and no puying will hew us
Yalor! Never tot of this factor in the first place. No worries you can speak Thai better than him ma. Or we can always hope he will bring his P.A. AQJ along then we are safe lor. KEKEKE
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Looks like you are the one who get so many freebies and yet put us on the table, dun be so cruel to us lah. The way you wrote ,you must be a XP smooth operator. Me and Ah POM Kor are just simple silver hair laymen bachelors with little incum. Ah Pom kor like to drink Kopi O and tat day spend me drink 100 plus summore and I forgot to thank him. (TQ POM KOR).
Phisssh.(Whispering). Normally I BMO(Bring My Own) one. I bring the empty RO bottle home and fill it up and bring it for my next visit. When I reach there I will quietly put it on the table, when waiter cum and ask.Apek, Apa mahu minum? I show him my BMO bottle . Sudah ada ma. Then he will walk away. Sometimes when got Samaritans around like Dyeloke ,Shyloke, Futaba , Pom Kor around then only I can get FOC drinks. Okay! this is a secret between you and me only. Dun dell anyone you know. So MUM is the word.
The PUDU News said nowadays you are cooking up a storm with those Popiah girls.Got ppl saw you chaperoning them home summore.
I never been lucky wif popiah bro especially at ace, the one I been tryin to find is never to be seen again. Btw the "skill" u use by using own supplied bottle, I actually used it a few times, but actually went over to another table and took their empty bottles. Sometimes I even grab those left over drinks with around half or 1/4 left and put it on the table I plan to sit at so I don't need to pay for the drinks. But if people are watching me then I had to take a sip or two, sigh that's the life or poor beggar like me, can't afford anything there juz wanna wash eye with the lowest budget I can get.
Btw reports bout windy and stormy las nite, then weather improve and many familiar faces pop out. Got a few new faces as well but my source didn't get much info as he is actually hunting for sumthing different.
N btw emperor seng seng if I get to chaperoning any popiah ur the 1st one to know bout it.
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Are u sure that the ikan duyung kisses are so 'powderful'? the last one the scorpion stung ended up in Russia... the one swimming around like dugong in this forum..
anyway, terribly sorry to hv put u in a rather difficult position bro futaba.. it is kinda difficult for the designated bus driver to be the tour guide as well..if the thai authorities find out, the driver together with all passengers will spend the night in a 5-moon jail cell eating nothing but left over tomyams and fireball kangkungs...
You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.
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You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.
Why Master, tat is a good idea after all..of course we still hv to pay homage to bro futaba as we need to cross his territory b4 reaching Pengkalan Hulu unless u guys decide to come via Ipoh-gerik...I can also call up the Governor of Betong to shortlist some candidates as our tour guide if u so desire..
You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.
I may decline to tour guide offer but I did not decline to be the tourist..
If our suay gor Futaba were to be our Betong tour guide, habis lah for us....all puyings will be with him and no puying will hew us
Aiyo...u think I'm really that meh....
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Originally Posted by sengseng
Yalor! Never tot of this factor in the first place. No worries you can speak Thai better than him ma. Or we can always hope he will bring his P.A. AQJ along then we are safe lor. KEKEKE