My afternoon delights at HCs....

[sebast97]

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

Hahaha... like I said... feel like Match.com already leh here... kekeke... err... Almond give me kiss on your behalf arrr... u sure u dun get jealous worr...

Dun worry Almond.. I have no expectation one... U no need to honor other peoplez offer ...

Hey KLKOOL, when you confirm your trip here....must buy you koffee or even beer if you want...hahaha

Sure, sis Almond want to MUACKS you herself too, because you are such a nice guy...I am getting zzealous liaow..

[sebast97]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

I thought that is your 大姨妈

Cheers !!!

Hahaha...brother, that is a good one...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

I thought that is your 大姨妈

Yeah she brought HER to vist Mt Cold Turkey.... dats why last week she so eng...
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[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by Almond

Hmmm... I also got Mt Cold Turkey...

I was up there for 1 whole week last week... keke..

U one lady on Mt Turkey means many bros waiting Cold Turkey at the foot of the mountain for you leh... have a heart

[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by sebast97

Hey KLKOOL, when you confirm your trip here....must buy you koffee or even beer if you want...hahaha

Sure, sis Almond want to MUACKS you herself too, because you are such a nice guy...I am getting zzealous liaow..

Hahaha... there on 29th April... leaving 30th after my meeting... probably be back for a exhibition / seminar on the 3rd/4th April.... Coffee sounds good... Almond sounds good too... kekekeke...

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

some ppl kept asking what MT COLD TURKEY really is ??


Well for me MT COLD TURKEY is:

1,000 km away from the furthest reaches of earth.
30,000 metres above sea level
Nothing much on top...
Just a cave and lots of wide empty grasslands
When u feel cheonging is getting bored...
when u feel u had enuff of WL's lies and deceit...
When ur wallet is empty...
U can go up to Mt Cold Turkey
The League's unoffical HQ
where's it's peaceful and quiet.
No Cheong... no Sex...
Just Peace.

Ok, just allow me to expound on this "concept" a little further. It's an utopia. We all know that cheonging GL/KTV/HC/TN/FL/MP can be additive and if one do not exercise some care, it can "consume" one's life. The other thingy is that one can "hit the wall" after too much cheonging, even after bonking the most beautiful WL, one feel a sense of "emptiness". I'm sure, we have all experience these at one time or another. Then it's time to go up the "cold mt." for some "cold turkey" treatments. Much similar to the "cold turkey" treatments melted out to drug addicts. You sit quietly in solitude reflecting and thinking thru'. You refocus on your pirorities and what's is most important to you and your family and friends. Meanwhile you will suffer the "withdrawal symptoms" such as walking around with a hard-on the whole day, breaking out in cold sweat with a mere mentioned of the word "chio bu", PCC all the time, involunteering shaking of the hands at the thoughts of pussies, etc. Seebei jilat. But once you can crystalise and seek clarity of your thoughts, you will be able to see a direction for yourself. Some go up the "cold mt." to rest and gather their thoughts. Hope this helps.
Cheers,

[Zack Tan]

A couple of weeks back got call from boss LYn of Aven View HC. Said got new brown sugar....pretty and good services...another "pao chat"...Name ANNA, die die must try type. Asked me to sample. OK, lah, since her last 2 recommentations quite good....so call to book and Q/C. Nabei, big mistake! Fortunately for boss Lyn, she was not in, otherwise I'll demand my $$$ back or get her to service me instead...ke,ke,ke. I don't mean to be critical of Anna but you guys know how easy going I'm but alas she really CMI.
Aiyoh, when she 1st step into the room, I was taken aback. Before me was a short and plum gal of mature age...yes, eyes round and quite big but so was her other facial features! Oh yeh, boobs quite a handful leh but saggy...sorry where got SYT and pretty?....KNN kena con by boss Lyn liao...ke,ke but never mind, will give the gal a fair trial. Massages was quite good actually. She was quite through and uses sufficient strength. Found out that she was not new to this trade as had work previously in Novena HC down at Goldhill plaza. I tried talking to her to break the ice but all I got was mono-syllabus answers or no response...half sian already. Asked me about trying her "special" services but no mood liao and serpent also not hissing. But I do pity her and said, "Ok lah, just HJ will do." Aiyoh, another mistake. She poured some lotion onto my half mast serpent and started her up and down hand motions. No foreplays or other manoeuvres....just up and down. After 5 minutes, I folded my arms and stopped her. Did not want to embrassed her, so told her, I'm tire. Paid her and took my shower and left. But before I did, she asked if I'll Return to see her....I don't know how to answer her leh!
Cheers,

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

just up and down. After 5 minutes, I folded my arms and stopped her. Did not want to embrassed her, so told her, I'm tire. Paid her and took my shower and left.

Chief, you are kind and generous and truly live up to the spirit of our League....

Cheers !!!

[groo]

Originally Posted by Zack Tan

...got call from boss LYn of Aven View HC...new brown sugar.....another "pao chat"...Name ANNA, die die must try type...OK, lah, since her last 2 recommentations quite good....so call to book and Q/C. Nabei, big mistake! Fortunately for boss Lyn, she was not in, otherwise I'll demand my $$$ back or get her to service me instead....Before me was a short and plum gal of mature age...yes, eyes round and quite big but so was her other facial features!...Paid her and took my shower and left. But before I did, she asked if I'll Return to see her....I don't know how to answer her leh!...

Hehheh, Chief-Zack ah, that's why Boss Lynn siam to Orchard Road before you came. So what you encountered was not a white elephant but a brown one?!?!?! My usual standard reply, even for a very jute chio-bu, is that i dun patronise the place often but if i do, i'll sure visit her! No hurt feelings n no obligation, heehee!

[cuteboy12345208]

Sis Almond

As promised by 2359, wednesday. I have pm u wat u requested. Now is your turn. kekeke Btw. my time of post is 1006 before 2359. hahahahaha

[Optimus_Prime]

That's why bro Zack and groo are the Chief and Vice-Chief respectively...
can still be so gentlemenly.... if me... I dunno wat I would say... prob be too dumb-folded to say anything... heheh

Accept a *salute* from Xiaodi !!
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[Optimus_Prime]

Testing a Theory - Pt 1

Finally managed to put Chief Zack's theory of "see a gal not so often and Sex will be terrific" into use recently. Although already wrote 3-4 Frs on her liaoz... looks like I gonna write FR no.5 on her.... (well for 2006 she ranks as my No.1 gal.. bar none so far...)

Well have not seen Ms Raine for 2 months plus... not ever since mid-Jan this year. Way before the GOLDEN COUPLE got together...

Well was just itchy backside and just called Ms Rainie........tu tu... the phone rang...and rang....... but no answer. We have kept in contact via sms but really have not seen her for a while..think 8 weeks.. So when she called back later.. quickly grabbed the chance and asked her out. Lucky for me.. she was free and I ..heheh... flew kite from my ktv kakis that day and headed straight to her.

Waited at the designated spot for a while... and then she appeared !! My jaws just dropped She was already a very pretty lass (looks- 7.5)... but dunno if it was the wind blowing into her hair... or her tight-fitting jeans and t-shirt combo... or the sunlight glistening off her hair... but to me she was absolutely RAVISHING !!.. easily she ranked a 8.5 that day !! No kidding....

As she took my arms and we walked hand in hand towards a famous eating joint... I felt all the eyes were on her...and me as well... Wow !! feel damn proud man... to have such a beautiful gal hanging off your arms... and all the bros with damn envious eyes on me.... heheh... (1st time feeling this..)

Even as we eat... got a good dose of touchy-feely... hmmm.. she must be in good mood today...even the waiter was walking by a few times just to see her.... felt it was too good to be true and it was lor !! Cause just as I was about to pop the GOLDEN Q - u noe the one abt going somewhere to rest.... the bloody phone rang !! Won't go into details but she was going to busy for the next 3-4 hours...

Well walked around for a while... did some hugging and kisses before relunctly letting her go... asked her can I see her once she was less busy later... she gave me a wink and said she'll call me...

And I'm thinking Hor Say !!
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[Optimus_Prime]

double post-- system damn slow tonite..

[groo]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

That's why bro Zack and groo are the Chief and Vice-Chief respectively...can still be so gentlemenly....Accept a *salute* from Xiaodi !!...

Ah-duay, bro-OP, i can't accept the post of Vice-Chief lah - i've already cut off most of my vices liao leh...
Smoking? My 1st n last puff was when i was not even 10 years old!
Drinking? Nowadays, i even get drunk on kopi-O!
Gambling? The only gambling i do is when i figuratively challenge my frens with a "Want to bet?"
Womanising? Even a simple-n-straight PCC leaves me panting for breath!!! Just a 1/4 moon ago, a tryst with a Lady Of Siam had me resting for 1 week leh!!!

So you tell me... how to be Vice-Chief?!?!?!? Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Anyways, dun be molest...er...modest lah, your name is not Modestos right? And i believe 后浪推前浪 or 青出於蓝更胜蓝 - you guys should be up to the task of being the League's Vice-Chief... or is that... Chief of Vices?!?!?!? Bwahahahahhahaha!!!

[Optimus_Prime]

Testing a Theory - Pt 2

So there I was with a damn big HARD-ON from all the hugging and kissing and about 3-4 hours to kill. Thought of maybe re-joining my kakis at KTV but already tipped all my gals.. that would mean more $$ spent...

In the end... dunno how but managed to end up a K-Box in another part of singapore with other League Members.... well not as action-packed as KTV but still got better company than most.... and sometimes got action if u know which room to look into...hehe Kept walking into this couple frenching/smooching in the room like nobody's business... sighhzzz... dunno why keep getting the wrong room... heheh...

Finally my time was up and made the long trip back... got her sms... and rushed to see meet her outside her apartment. She was dressed more casually now... and did not look as ravishing as in the afternoon but still will easily rank as a 8 !! (already said her additional 0.5 pts was due to environment and dunno wat other x-element at that time)

Anyway... we walk hand-in-hand down the streets... it was a breezy nite so the walk to our designated resting place was quite pleasent. The wind bowing and I grabbed her hand tighter as we chatted happily...

Soon we were at the H81... and once in the room.... I turned around and was abpout to grab her when she actually pushed me onto the bed !! She climbed on top of me... and asked why I so long have not come and seen her... Between kisses.. we recounted that it should be 8 weeks since we last ..er... bonked. It was around that time.. that I remembered our Chief's magic words... "The longer u stay away.. the better the sex will be...".. well that night I would know if it was true or not.

We did not really go anyway beyond kissing as she laid her head on my chest... we updated each other on the poor state of each other's love life now... chatting with her was easy... as she also set the mood by behaving very gf... stroking my chest... my hair..ears etc... the mood was nice... actually so nice that I almost did not want to start action...

But slowly but surely the feel of beautiful woman by my side cause my little bro to awaken from his slumber... started kissing her from her neck down... running my tongue teasingly from her neck to just before her nipples... was not going to kiss there yet.. but sepnt the next few minutes kiss everywhere on her chest BUT the nipple... hehe.. until she could not stand it and push her breasts and PINK nipples right to my mouth. sucked on them... after so long they still tasted so sweet... a soft moan escaped Raine's mouth...

I headed south and begin teasing her navel and then slowly make my way even further south. Spread her legs slowly.. and admire her Pink Pussy... everything was just as I remembered them..

Teased her with my tongue (won't go into details) but that night I was actually in quite top form as I think I tease plus paint her for over 30 minutes at least... until she was jerking non-stop. The more my tongue gently flipped across her labia and tend stroke past her clit... the more she jerked.. like a surge of electricty coursing thru her body. By then.. my hair was kinda in a mess as she was actually grabbing my hair in bunches...

She got up and gave me a naughty look before capping my bro and proceeded to give me a real vigourous BJ.... up and down she went.. like she was determined to suck the life out of me... at one stage she almost swallowed everything into her mouth to my astonishment !! Never seen her deep-throat me before.. and she was doing it to me now...

My cock was now really ROCK-HARD !! She climbed over me and slowly lowered herself on me... The entrance was tight even thought her pussy was well-lubricated by now... Slowly I saw my cock disappeared into that tight pinkish pussy of hers... And she began her rocking.

It was slow rocking at first... and gradually it went from gear one to gear 5 !! I was just enjoying the scene as Raine threw her head back and her B-cup breasts bounced in union with my upwardly thrusting hips... The more I see my cock disappear into her.. the more I wanted to fill her up. Usually I would be GAME-OVER by now... but alas I was actually able to resist cumming... dunno why oso...

Raine rocked on me until she could not take it anymore and slumped forward... I flipped her over to missionary and grabbed her legs to wrap around mine. Gave her a few deep strokes before going for speed... By now her moans were actually quite deafening... I have never heard her moan quite like dat before... she was moaning sharper.. her breathing was coming in spurts... I pulled her legs against my chest and gave it all I got as I felt my cum building up... She was digging her nails into my arms and failingly about until she jerked again.... this time I felt her whole pussy clamped shut on my cock. I could barely move... I could only managed slow thrusts as her pussy was really clamping down on me...

Slowly her pussy released it's grip on me... and I rocked myself against her. The moment of slow movement had helped reduced my urge to cum... so we were locked in kisses and moans for another 5 minutes before I finally shot everything into the condom...

All I can say is the SEX was mind-blowing !! Sweated so much.. it was like we just hit the gym or sauna !! So I can confirm w/o a doubt Cheif Zack's theory of "The longer u stay away.. the better the sex will be..." is completely 100% TRUE !!
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