How To Get And Keep Attractive Gals Of Your Type

[erkianpeng]

Wow

Thank you thank you Sifu Warbird!

I am totally bowled over by your intellect and knowledge. Looks like both of Sifu's HEADs are equally capable! <siao di wu ti tou di - totally prostrate myself before the Great Sifu>

I seldom follow any thread here for more than 3-4 pages but for this thread, I dare say I have read every post from the very beginning all the way here. Very impressed by the experts here and I have learnt a lot. Only thing is, I am a nobody, a homebody most of the time, a coward usually if you will, as far as looking at girls and holding eye contact are concerned. Have never been to a KTV alone. Have walked past many hair salons and turned away immediately the moment a pretty PRC inside looked at or smiled at me.

I will continue to read here and learn. Hopefully one day I can begin to put the knowledge gained here to work for me.

Thanks.

[warbird]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Dear bro Warbird,

Rest well, recover quickly for our SH this wednesday!!!

Invitations will be sent soon...

Best
LDH

My dear bro LDH,

Ths so much. I'm afebrile n feeling better today.

Not sure abt tmr, but still hoping to see u soon.

Best regards,

Warbird

Originally Posted by erkianpeng

Wow

Thank you thank you Sifu Warbird!

I am totally bowled over by your intellect and knowledge. Looks like both of Sifu's HEADs are equally capable! <siao di wu ti tou di - totally prostrate myself before the Great Sifu>

I seldom follow any thread here for more than 3-4 pages but for this thread, I dare say I have read every post from the very beginning all the way here. Very impressed by the experts here and I have learnt a lot. Only thing is, I am a nobody, a homebody most of the time, a coward usually if you will, as far as looking at girls and holding eye contact are concerned. Have never been to a KTV alone. Have walked past many hair salons and turned away immediately the moment a pretty PRC inside looked at or smiled at me.

I will continue to read here and learn. Hopefully one day I can begin to put the knowledge gained here to work for me.

Thanks.

Yo bro EKP,

I'm overwhelmed by ur flattering words n effusive praise. But I'm no sifu. I'm just an armchair general who is lacking in real-life combat.

My first ever visit to a KTV was one yr ago n my first BY was consummated only 4 months ago.

You must become a self-assured, witty n unflappable gentleman to achieve ur goals in life. There r no alternatives. You may want to practice meditation n NLP to improve urself.

Good luck to u!!

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This is an auspicious day n I'm always living in the eternal present moment...

I hv made many mistakes in the past, in all areas of life, including but not limited to investing n BY. There r no longer mistakes as I hv learned my lessons n moved on, living only in the timeless now.

I was addicted to the game of BY n had 2-3 BAO-ees simultaneously for the past 1 1/2 months. If the SH gal SS wasn't snatched by another man, who no doubt is paying her twice as much at least initially, I would hv 4 BAO-ees at the same time!!

I still hv 2 currently n will not be looking for any more since I'm returning to Gotham City next month.

Let me share w/ u the power of a certain herbal juice which I hv been taking for over 2 yrs. I ran out of it 2 months ago but I was still able to achieve good potency every other day, quite good for an ah pek. So I stopped using it. Then I had difficulties beginning 10 days ago...I felt fatigued as well, n I got the flu, the first time in yrs. I believe this herbal juice is great for boosting immunity n male potency. I did get a few bottles yesterday, hehehe.

Ths for reading n hv a great day!!

[warbird]

Another wonderful day to be alive...

I feel well now. I plan to meet my 2 BAO-ees today. I hv taken the herbal juice n I should be fine...

I'm going to quote some materials (in italics) which I hv just posted under bro justime's "Mistress" thread. They concern my personal n subjective preferences/quirks n also a subject that is fascinating to me.

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last spoke w/ JJ 1 month ago. Dun think she will be back. Gals who r 172 n taller dun do well in SGP as 95% of local men prefer shorter ones. My heartthrob Bingbing, a 172cm GL Cat150 PRC for whom I wrote my best FRs ever, had to return to ZH after only 3 1/2 months.

I hv an unexplained predestined affinity for pretty Chn gals who r 172 n taller n hv my body type. Although I hv met a number of them but I hv upped just 3 in the last 12 months: JJ n BB, both PRC, n Aries, a local FL.

JJ is 173 n prettiest of the 3, has natural c boobs, but her ass is not perky enough for me. 172cm BB is the next prettiest, has beautiful A boobs w/ pink tits, n perky ass n very proportionate body n slim extremities. I might add that her pussy is a perfect fit for my didi! The local Chn Aries is listed as 171, but she is closer to 172. She is the least pretty of the 3 n though the youngest, she looks older than her stated age. Has natural B boobs, but her ass is not perky enough n bony frame is medium. Her body is not quite proportionate.

There r a no of other tall gals I hv met. The dancer/singer at DC whom we met last wk is 172, but she is older n not that pretty. Her body is proportionate n slim though. I also met a 172 pole dancer at Armani. Unfortunately, she is not pretty at all n has muscular arms n legs! Very disproportionate body!

Facial beauty is very subjective, so I can't argue when a gal is said to be the prettiest. But I'm a perfectionist when it concerns a gal's body type n it's quantifiable n measurable. I used to carry a tape w/ me in my younger yrs, hehehe. I hv yet to meet a Chn gal who has a perfect body type (at least to me). A few Ang Mo gals, yes, when they were 18-20.

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Yes, I hv expanded the domain of the Rashomon Effect to well beyond subjective recollection of an event bcos it's germane to complex interrelated phenomena n all areas of human activities.

What we think n feel abt an event, a person, a stock, a book, a painting, a country n of course a pussy n just abt everything else in this Universe is subject to the same Effect n is influenced by our preconceived beliefs, bias, previous experiences, personal interests, social-economic status, physical health, emotional state, nationality, religion, cultural construct, dominant representation systems, our visual acuity, hearing, etc.

We only see n hear what we believe or find interesting. Reality is in the mind of the beholder!


Ths for reading n hv a great day!!

[erkianpeng]

Hi to all the Sifus here

Just wondering whether sifus are willing to tell here how young you are? How do you keep fit? Sifu Warbird - could you tell us what is your magic herbal juice and where can we get it?

Thanks!

[warbird]

Originally Posted by erkianpeng

Hi to all the Sifus here

Just wondering whether sifus are willing to tell here how young you are? How do you keep fit? Sifu Warbird - could you tell us what is your magic herbal juice and where can we get it?

Thanks!

Yo bro EKP,

Most of the bros here r young men. Me ah pek lah, although in cheonging, I'm a mere Toddler Todd.

I'll PM the name of the herbal juice to u. Keep it confidential. Not sure if it will work for every man though. You need to take it on a long-term basis.

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Today is PRC National Day! Wat an auspicious day n wat a perfect moment!

I hv not heard from the great Mr. Austin for some time. No posts either. He must be busy w/ his new soul mate, plus other new toys, hahaha.

I met GO yesterday n she made me very weak n tired again. Luckily my back is holding up well...

Any outings tonite? I prefer DC or TAM. Shall I organise?

I promised an old fren KK some time ago that I would buy her HK moon cake. Will try to see her today or tmr.

Cheers!!

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by warbird

I hv not heard from the great Mr. Austin for some time. No posts either. He must be busy w/ his new soul mate, plus other new toys, hahaha.

Yes my esteemed Lord WarBird, I've been very busy wif my new lost & found soul mate.
Its been very good and intimate these 2 weeks plus and its still very healthy.
As she's not a WL, no point mentioning her more over here, but as luck would have it, I was out for dinner wif her & my 2nd wife last nite & bro Fischer bumped into us, WOW wat a bloody small world.
Just last week, my new soulmate and me were at Vivo heading to Marche & bumped into bro OceanLee as well, lol, wat a small world.
She is now officially my full time GF & companion, note, no BY involved, she's loaded enuff liao hehe, so SH or the occasional HH still will go if time permits, but she'll be the one you see wif me & no one else.
It feels nice to be human again after so long playing wif ghosts hahahaha

I'm still contactable by phone, so you need me for anything, like bro LDH, gimme a buzz ya.....till then, cheers and keep banging my friend!

[=LatexDolly=]

Originally Posted by warbird

But I'm a perfectionist when it concerns a gal's body type n it's quantifiable n measurable. I used to carry a tape w/ me in my younger yrs, hehehe. I hv yet to meet a Chn gal who has a perfect body type (at least to me). A few Ang Mo gals, yes, when they were 18-20.

MEASURING TAPE?! That's extreme!

[Loving_Dickhead]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

I'm still contactable by phone, so you need me for anything, like bro LDH, gimme a buzz ya.....till then, cheers and keep banging my friend!

Siang kar pager!!!!
hahahaha.

Me hibernating for the time being and staying chill for some domestic affairs yet you still dig me out, DYBJ your majesty. Looks like I am back to donning an apron for a couple of days. KNN - its bad enuff being a male nurse, now gotta role play in the buff with the apron - nah nah nah.

You know the story so...yar, will be a good boy for a week or two. I am almost literally farked and cold shoulder'ed by my GF.

Wait till next week until my GF cools down, my friends - then we will cheong once more.

[warbird]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Yes my esteemed Lord WarBird, I've been very busy wif my new lost & found soul mate.
Its been very good and intimate these 2 weeks plus and its still very healthy.
As she's not a WL, no point mentioning her more over here, but as luck would have it, I was out for dinner wif her & my 2nd wife last nite & bro Fischer bumped into us, WOW wat a bloody small world.
Just last week, my new soulmate and me were at Vivo heading to Marche & bumped into bro OceanLee as well, lol, wat a small world.
She is now officially my full time GF & companion, note, no BY involved, she's loaded enuff liao hehe, so SH or the occasional HH still will go if time permits, but she'll be the one you see wif me & no one else.
It feels nice to be human again after so long playing wif ghosts hahahaha

I'm still contactable by phone, so you need me for anything, like bro LDH, gimme a buzz ya.....till then, cheers and keep banging my friend!

My Dear Mr. Austin The Magnificence,

I was most honored to receive ur call yesterday. Your guidance n advice r truly timeless...

Only now do I fully appreciate the reasons u hv been referring to PRC WLs as "ghosts" n why they should be treated w/ "ghost words" n appropriate actions, etc.

I hv also been a lot more assertive n domineering lately, at least to PRC MMs n my BAO-ees. And u know what I did to GO, hehehe...

Frankly, I rather receive a call from u than from any China MMs, including my heartthrob BB. Why? They r ALL expendable! But u r the one n only Mr. Austin The Magnificence!

Also my heartfelt congrats to u for finding a new long-lost soul mate, a former beauty queen some more. You mojo attracts all the wonderful things n persons to u...

I hv never had a soul mate w/ whom I could share all my deepest secrets n dreams...I realize that many men n women would go thru life w/o ever having one. I believe one must hv the right INNER qualities to attract such a companion. A little luck would certainly help but one will never bump into a soul mate by chance alone. Well, I hv not given up yet...n I need to develop my inner purpose n live one moment at the time.

S'pore is really a tiny country n I'm not surprised that u hv bumped into some SBF bros. I need to be more discrete bcos I certainly dun wish to be seen w/ a young PRC MM by certain frens n relatives.

I'll be returning to Gotham City soon. I'll miss u n many other esteemed bros...I'll still contribute to this thread regularly though.

Take good care, bro.

Until tmr,

Warbird

Originally Posted by =LatexDolly=

MEASURING TAPE?! That's extreme!

Hi dear Issie,

Not just any ordinary "measuring tape."

Yes, to the nearest 0.5 mm n less in many situations. In my former profession, which utilizes many products involving high tech n applied engineering, being meticulous n exacting is a most helpful attribute. My clients should certainly be thankful for my perfectionist mindset n my attention to minute details, hehehe.

Still hoping to see u one day. Cheers!

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Siang kar pager!!!!
hahahaha.

Me hibernating for the time being and staying chill for some domestic affairs yet you still dig me out, DYBJ your majesty. Looks like I am back to donning an apron for a couple of days. KNN - its bad enuff being a male nurse, now gotta role play in the buff with the apron - nah nah nah.

You know the story so...yar, will be a good boy for a week or two. I am almost literally farked and cold shoulder'ed by my GF.

Wait till next week until my GF cools down, my friends - then we will cheong once more.

Yo dear bro LDH,

Time to relax n chill out, hehehe. Rest well my fren.

Despite ur young age, u might also benefit from that herbal juice. I hv taken that in the past 3 days n I feel better n less fatigued already.

It's not cost effective for an ah pek like me to BY more than a gal at any one time. I was addicted to the game, a very unhealthy situation as I could hv spun out of control.

Cheers n take care bro.

[justime]

Hi Bro DYBJ & Bro LDH,

Congratulations are in order!

Having a respite in "domestic bliss" is one ineluctable facet in a seasoned cheongster’s life. In the ebb and flow of life, it can get tiring to be on “pursuit mode” all the time; we all need a little downtime to savor and appreciate what we have sometimes.

Despite my chockablock of outings since I got back I still have not found a new BY. Ironically it is my SIN GF which provides me the best tender moments and sex – and I don’t have to ‘support’ or maintain her a single cent.

For me I have absolutely no issues with wife, gf (and any other significant other) to join me in any jaunts or cheong sessions. I know how to temperate the appropriate amount of wildness to suit the context.

So Bro DYBJ, if you are comfortable, you and your significant other are welcome to join me in a session. Since both of you can really belt it out a song – a sing song session suits me perfectly as well. Its always the company that matters!

Bro Warbird,

Notwithstanding the above, I am still casting my net wide. I am sorry that I didn’t respond to efforts to organize a session earlier yesterday. I was with an old friend, A. She is a LSS (Leading Stewardess) of an airline that is a “great way to f..”.

A is just shy of 30 yrs and she used to be BY by a famous local business personality. She is now sowing her wild oats before she get married early next year. And who am I to refuse her!. I met her four years ago (and had an on and off relationship since then).

Oh yah, NE, that tall dancer did send me the “autumn” SMS as she did you. It’s a “standard” mass SMS – which I usually disregard. This general SMS she sent have an intended effect in this instance. It reminded me of her. I don’t mind having a better look at her (to check see if she is indeed MILFY looking or that complexion really purportedly that bad under that cloak of make up).

So if you manage to organize a DC HH trip this evening, let me know. (Don’t think she cover HH though!). I can’t stay long today though – gotta meet SIN gf for dinner.

In addition, as per my SMS to you, I may do a trip to BS if I manage to clear my paperwork in the morning. Want to contact this particularly cute SYT that I saw during my last visit. One thing I really hate about BS is that the rooms are quickly snapped up – especially on Fridays during HH. See if my regular BS cheongster friends are going – I’ll invite myself if they get a room. Pay her for her time to "chu jie" with me and meet up at DC.

Alternatively, you may want to consider doing the BS thingy with me. (only problem is that I cannot the exact time presently).

Oh yes, in the flurry of activities I have forgotten to mention this: M, my Viet FB, will be in SIN on Monday. Not sure if her younger sister accompany her this time round. Will introduce you to her – she can be useful as a gateway to the world of “phos”. She speaks Mandarin and Cantonese fluently (quite unusual for Viet in terms of level of proficiency)!

Since M is my gf – or fb – qing ren etc …. (not BY), cannot pass M to you. However, leave it up to your own devices to “sian” her younger sis if she is here (of course with me facilitating on the background).

Sis Lady LD,

With so many places I cheonged in the past week (see “Mistress” thread for the whole litany), K has slipped my mind. Apologies. BTW do you operate during HH?

Talk about measuring tape, do you know that there is in a market a “rigged” tape measure. The tape measure is to produce a larger reading – this is especially useful for men with fragile egos when it comes to appendage size. And I got one as gift from one of my gfs……

[warbird]

Originally Posted by justime

Hi Bro DYBJ & Bro LDH,

Congratulations are in order!

Having a respite in "domestic bliss" is one ineluctable facet in a seasoned cheongster’s life. In the ebb and flow of life, it can get tiring to be on “pursuit mode” all the time; we all need a little downtime to savor and appreciate what we have sometimes.

Despite my chockablock of outings since I got back I still have not found a new BY. Ironically it is my SIN GF which provides me the best tender moments and sex – and I don’t have to ‘support’ or maintain her a single cent.............................................. .................................................


Bro Warbird,

Notwithstanding the above, I am still casting my net wide. I am sorry that I didn’t respond to efforts to organize a session earlier yesterday. I was with an old friend, A. She is a LSS (Leading Stewardess) of an airline that is a “great way to f..”.

A is just shy of 30 yrs and she used to be BY by a famous local business personality. She is now sowing her wild oats before she get married early next year. And who am I to refuse her!. I met her four years ago (and had an on and off relationship since then).

Oh yah, NE, that tall dancer did send me the “autumn” SMS as she did you. It’s a “standard” mass SMS – which I usually disregard..... don’t mind having a better look at her (to check see if she is indeed MILFY looking or that complexion really purportedly that bad under that cloak of make up).

So if you manage to organize a DC HH trip this evening, let me know. (Don’t think she cover HH though!). I can’t stay long today though – gotta meet SIN gf for dinner.

In addition, as per my SMS to you, I may do a trip to BS if I manage to clear my paperwork in the morning. Want to contact this particularly cute SYT that I saw during my last visit...........................

Alternatively, you may want to consider doing the BS thingy with me. (only problem is that I cannot the exact time presently).

Oh yes, in the flurry of activities I have forgotten to mention this: M, my Viet FB, will be in SIN on Monday. Not sure if her younger sister accompany her this time round. Will introduce you to her – she can be useful as a gateway to the world of “phos”. She speaks Mandarin and Cantonese fluently (quite unusual for Viet in terms of level of proficiency)!

Since M is my gf – or fb – qing ren etc …. (not BY), cannot pass M to you. However, leave it up to your own devices to “sian” her younger sis if she is here (of course with me facilitating on the background).

Sis Lady LD,

With so many places I cheonged in the past week (see “Mistress” thread for the whole litany), K has slipped my mind. Apologies. BTW do you operate during HH?

Talk about measuring tape, do you know that there is in a market a “rigged” tape measure. The tape measure is to produce a larger reading – this is especially useful for men with fragile egos when it comes to appendage size. And I got one as gift from one of my gfs……

Yo esteemed bro justime,

A bit busy today. I'll go to BS w/ u next wk. Never been there before. Could u try to bring that cute SYT tonite. Yes, I'm trying to organise an outing to DC hh today. One bro cfm n several others will let me know. Are u coming?

I look forward to meeting M n her sister. Ths!

BTW, a fren has invited me to go to a new Thai club in town tmr nite for the grand opening. It's quite posh w/ live band n singers/dancers from Siam. There will be 40-60 gals,mostly SYTs. It's very inexpensive. Want to go?

If there is a session tonite at DC, I like to intro a fren to u. She is a chio 168 cm 25 yo Fujian gal I met at TAM. She is looking for a well-heeled gentleman to take care of her on a longer term basis. She wants her man to be educated n presentable. I believe u fit the bill perfectly.

Cheers!!

[AHGONG]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

It feels nice to be human again after so long playing wif ghosts hahahaha

ah yes... its good to see bros here actually managed to find and treasure true and serious relationship...no offence to other sbf bros who have other lifestyle.... jus a tot from an DOM....

How i wish mine would come sometime soon..... best wishes bro

May yr existing relationship stays healthy and last as long as possible.. cheers

[warbird]

Originally Posted by AHGONG

ah yes... its good to see bros here actually managed to find and treasure true and serious relationship...no offence to other sbf bros who have other lifestyle.... jus a tot from an DOM....

How i wish mine would come sometime soon..... best wishes bro

May yr existing relationship stays healthy and last as long as possible.. cheers

Yo bro AHGONG,

Soul mate is a term sometimes used to designate someone with whom one has a feeling of deep and natural affinity, love, intimacy, sexuality, spirituality, and/or compatibility. A related concept is that of the twin flame or twin soul – which is thought to be the ultimate soul mate, the one and only other half of one's soul, for which all souls are driven to find and join. However, not everyone who uses these terms intends them to carry such mystical connotations.

We all should improve our inner qualities n living our inner purpose. A soul mate would then come naturally n effortlessly...

Not trying to be cynical, but I wonder if RS between 2 soul mates is "everlasting" in this impermanent Universe.

Cheers!

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What a wonderful n blissful moment!! This present moment is timeless...

I like to wish all esteemed bros here a very happy Mid Autumn Festival!!

Let me share w/ u a beloved Chinese poem to celebrate this magical moment. It's said to be the best poem ever written for the Festival:

水调歌头

明月几时有？ 把酒问青天。

不知天上宫阙， 今夕是何年。

我欲乘风归去，又恐琼楼玉宇，高处不胜寒。

起舞弄清影，何似在人间？

转朱阁，低绮户，照无眠。

不应有恨，何事长向别时圆？

人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，此事古难全。

但愿人长久，千里共婵娟。

(苏东坡，中秋节 1076AD)

Ths for reading n hv a great day!!

[warbird]

Good morning to all bros,

I hv become a laughing stock, at least to a few of my personal frens, bcos of my "abnormal" fixation n predilection for tall gals. One of them wants to "cure" me of my addiction or disease. He told me he would intro 2 VERY pretty n VERY cute n newly-arrived gals to me, n he would arrange for the meet-up outside KTVs, hehehe. They r both 19 yo n only abt 155cm. How could I refuse? I'll be thrilled if just one of them is as attractive as my long-lost "Pocket Venus."

On the subject of height disparity, my heartthrob, the statuesque 172-173cm BB, is a mere 5cm or so taller. My fondness for her is partly due to the fact tat my didi is a perfect fit...

I'm actually much taller n heavier than the average horse jockey in America. Successful jockeys r known to keep very tall women as their Gfs or lovers.

For example, Joe Talamo, the famed horse jockey who is under 155cm, has a current GF/lover who is 180cm.

The most extreme is perhaps the curious case of Tattoo, the dwarf in the popular TV serials Fantasy island, who was less than 115cm in height. His long-time lover was a 174cm young woman named Kathy. I wonder if his didi was a perfect fit for Kathy's meimei.

Cheers n hv a great day!!

[kiko]

Hi bro Warbird: Kiko here, i love reading your post on Re: Picking up KTV gals ouside KTVs.

I up u points for your this thread and contribution!

Have a nice day !