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18-09-2012, 03:59 PM
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Jason: hahahahahahahhahahaahahaahahhhaaahahha hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah
Siao Liao lor!  Jasmine: You can come join us, May is shopping for Bikini. May: Jasmineeeeeeeeeeeee! [face turned tomato red] Jasmine: Oops, that is not right! Should not have told you we are shopping for Bikini. You guys can have coffee while we try out the Bikini Jason: What! What has this got to do with me!??? I can stay at home to play Fallout 3, our good friend will join you ladies... Jasmine: No you will not!! You will accompany me, when was the last time we go shopping together! [gave Jason a look that send ice cold feeling down my spine] Jason: Yes Dear!! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA HAHAHHhahahahahahahahhhh Jasmine, turned towards me: So you will pick up May at 1100 tomorrow morning and meet us at Takashimaya at 1120? Me: I will be more than happy to! Jason: Wah you Aligator Buaya Crocodile, got Bikini to see, smiling from ear to ear Jasmine, towards May: See, told you he is interested in you, now u believe me? May:Jasmineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! With that we decided to retire for the night. I was asked to "body guard" jasmine home as we do not stay too far apart As expected, we were kind off awkward with the recent event: We did not managed to say much on the car, except that music is nice in the pub, cozy place, dinner was good, what a warm evening, ..... some pleasentires. It was a very short drive to her house. It took another 10 mins before I arrived home. Not long after I reach home, May text me: Sorry to put you in a position, Jasmine is trying to match make us, you don't have to come if you do not want to. Me (sms): I will be happy to accompany you tomorrow, not because of Jasmine. I would like to get to know you better. May (sms): what about your gal friend, won't she be jealous. Me (sms): I have no gal friend and it is always a pleasure to escort chiobu May (sms): Chiobuu??? Me (sms): Pretty Gals = Chiobuu, hahahahaha May (sms):  Me (sms): do you want to join me for breakfast, some Tim Sum perhaps May (sms): that will be lovely, it been a longtime since I have Tim Sum Me (sms): so I pick u up about 0930, is it too early May (sms): it is fine. Thank you Me (sms): ok, I see u tomorrow, pleasant dreams Chioobu May (sms): good night 
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#48
18-09-2012, 04:50 PM
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Mine....you are good...things must be sweet back then.
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#50
18-09-2012, 11:57 PM
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To all bro reading my stories, thanks for tuning in. I will try to update as soon as possible. Cannot sleep but still tired from Jet Lag.
 Boss yupping whole afternoon, get no break!! Hope my boss not a reader here. Lots of memories faded, dunno know if it is naturally or intentionally, still try to recall and be truthful to my experience as much as possible. Also did any of the numbers Kenna Toto?
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#53
19-09-2012, 12:13 AM
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thanks for the update once again.
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#55
19-09-2012, 12:50 AM
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Waked up about 0730. Accompany mummy to market to buy some weekly groceries. Couldn't resist a cup of strong kopi-o to kick start a beautiful day. While enjoying the kopi-o, the morning call SMS from May came in. I quickly return the morning greeting and confirm picking her up at 0930.
It was almost 0900 when we returned from the market. It is quite crowded on Saturday. Mommy was curious where I was going on Saturday, usually I dug in in my room for computer games. I informed mom that I am going out with Jason and Jasmine, the next comment I got from mommy was no surprise Mommy: ask Jasmine to intro a nice girl to you, it's been such a long time since u dated. Your papa and I neck stretch long long waiting for our daughter-in-law to serve us tea. Me: Mum ah, Aiyoh, good daughter-in-law dun drop from the skies or grow on trees, must wait for Yuan-Fen. I will try my best to find one in Orchard Road and bring one back today. Mommy: you dun mouth flower flower, talk only no action. If u bring back a girl today, I will not nag on you anymore, and this is a promise. Me: ok, onzzzz. I left home and was at May's block at 0923. I texth her and inform her that I am downstairs. May came with another SYT in toll. I realize that she must be her cousin, Amy or Amanda. I got out of the car to greet them. May was dresses I white beggy blouse with Jeans, she looks different today. Than it strike me that she is not wearing her specs today and seems to have put on some light make up. She wears her hair naturally swaying as she walks. Her smile was intoxicating. I felt an electric bolt hit me. (till this day the image is still implanted deeply in my head), she indeed is beautiful. A 12/10 in my book. No wonder Jasmine says she has lots of suitors back home. What her cousin wore or how she looks doesn't meant a thing or has any impact on me. I am so focus on may. The first words came from her cousin's mouth was "stop drooling" and they giggle. Was I drooling. i dont believe so. but still my hand nearly automatic went to my mouth trying to wipe the drool away. it was dry. i opened the door for May and politely ask her cousin to join us for breakfast. May told me that she is waiting for her angmo boy friend to pick her up. she merely accompany May to take a look at me, and to avoid any suspision from her parents that she is dating today. wah, she kill 2 stone with a bird. lol. We exchange some hello and shook our hands, wow! May's cousin has got a strong grip. she shoo us off and walk away, obviously she does not want anyone nearby to see her meeting an angmo. the first thing i sat to May after getting into the car was: you are very beautiful today. i think people will stare at me in the restaurant. May just smile happily and say thank you. We proceeded to our 'Yum-Cha' destination. May seems to be happy with Dim Sum for breakfast, she place a few orders and tuck in happily, she did not put up a show to be "modest" and that is a good sign that she is not pretendious. I like that. We ate and chatted without any barrier and did not pay attention to the time. its seems that the world has just passes by us and there is nothing gonna bother us, till her phone rang. it was already 1115, Jasmine asking where we were. Have I already pick her up or I am still snoozing. May told her that we are on our way. Jasmine asked us to park on the 4th storey as they are already parked. We hurrried ask for the bill and make a bee line to the carpark. TBC Last edited by drslump99; 19-09-2012 at 01:00 AM. Reason: some missing words
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#56
19-09-2012, 08:16 PM
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We parked on the fifth or sixth floor as there is no emptynslot on fourth? Goodness so many cars in Takashimaya at 1130.
We walked side by side towards the elevator. I swing open the glass door and allow May to enter first. I followed behind. As we were going down the escalator, I caught smell of her hair, it was nice. (some ladies dun like to wash hair too frequently and sometimes it stinks). I rang Jasmine to locate them, there were ready at the sports department on the fourth floor. Located them in about 4 minutes. Jason was busy with his PSP (what a bady), while Jasmine is busy going through the different varieties of swim wear. I stood next to Jason while May joined Jasmine,as it is not convenient for me to be with her. Jason: Bro, heard some bad news. Our unit maybe merged with another to form some special supply unit very soon. Me: who told you that? And how is that bad? Jason: heard it from the "Lao-Go" chief clerk when I submitted my claim form. The bad news is our unit will no longer be in Pxxxxxx camp (sensitive issues), heard that is will be relocated to Cxxxxxx Me: good what! Can eat Nasi-lemak and see "bapoh" every ICT what. Jason: it so damn far away and dun know if we will still be in the same unit. Some might be post out. Sianzzzz man. Me: is that y u playing PSP because of u very sianzzz? Jason: no lah, tired ley. Did not sleep too well last night. why dun we go for a coffee while the ladies choose their bikini, it might take forever. Me to May and Jasmine: is it ok if we leave you cuties here while we go for coffee break? May: Sure. Jasmine: off course Not! U guys are here to protect and to carry our shopping bags, wait lah, later go coffee bean together. We won't be long. Jasmine to May: let's go try this few pieces. You guys wait here. Ended up, The sales staff of not allow them to try out due to to hygiene purposes. So, they aga aga pick those 1 piece bathing suit, there was a red and orange, dunno whose is whose.They paid for the merchandise and was by out side shortly. Jasmine: where to next? Jason: what about home? Jasmine: you pig! When was the last time we came out together. Before marriage, you are so thrill to come shopping with me, now u only want to laze around at home. I don't care, you better make me happy today or else u don't touch me. Jason: honey, I was just saying that if there is nothing to do, we home home lah. Y stay here, we have 4 person, just nice for majong. ( how went over and be mushy mushy hugging and kissing his wife) Me: go get a room man, this is public Jason: You jealous argh. Honey hor! (and kiss Jasmine on the lips again) May: wai, u guys not embarrass at all. I am staying far away from you two, if any body ask, we do not know each other. May to me: Lets go, we dun want to be "light bulb" Jasmine: Wei! got boy friend now forget me already lor. you 打完斋不要和尚，过河拆桥，重色轻友，有异性没人性........... May: 你发蛟啊，不要脸的当街亲热，免费表演给人看， 我帮你订间酒店....... Both the girls continue to exchange 'friendly fire' making fun of the other, laughing and taunting the other like 2 "Siao Za Bor" I try to break up their friendly exchange asking: you cuties want some drink? Jasmine: you scare your girl friend lose the fight is it, trying to protect her ah, if i need a drink my hubby will get me. Jasmine walk over to Jason, hug his hand, rest her head on Jason 's shoulder: darling hor?! May: we are back to square one, 有人发蛟呀! Jasmine: you jealous no one to hug? go hug your boy friend lor. May: Chey! 蛟婆! Jasmine: 重色轻友! May: 蛟婆! Jasmine: 重色轻友！ May: 蛟婆! Jasmine: 重色轻友！ May: 蛟婆! Jasmine: 重色轻友！ Jason: Kids, Kids! behave yourself. All: hahahahahahahahha hahahahahahahahha. Jasmine: let's go for brunch, I skipped breakfast, wake up too late this morning. May: wahhhh, some people "work" very hard last night hor, no wonder Jason want to go home to rest? How many time you torture him last night? Jasmine: some people eat lots of vinegar this morning leh. I am so hungry, let's go eat lunch, no breath to fight with you now. But if u must know..... (show 3 fingers) ....heheheheheheehh May: 蛟婆发浪！actually, we are not hungry, we had dim sum this morning. Jasmine: Ohhh! 有异性没人性, never invite us. Some people quiet quiet dating Liao. So early meet up or last night together till now. May: 我才没有你发蛟！we only make arrangement last night over the phone. Jasmine: last night people boil love porridge, you two no need to eat Liao, 有情饮水饱了. Ok ok, darling we dun be their light bulb, lets go eat Koka. Jason, come to our house later, let's practice making some brick wall. Me: okie, we go over at 3? (turn to May): is that okie. May: sure. All: c u Guys later. We went our separate ways. May did something unexpected, she kris cross our arms and walk off with me.
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#57
19-09-2012, 09:16 PM
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nice story. waiting for more.
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#59
19-09-2012, 11:21 PM
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wah bro reading your latest post very hard le #56. in between reading i have to use google translate and then the google translate did not manage to provide the meaningful translation. hahaha
anyway, support support!!
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#60
19-09-2012, 11:37 PM
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Sorry bro, due to my limited vocab, I only can replay the scene is the original raw format, otherwise it is not funny. Can any bros or sis translate the Chinese words?
Just a word, there maybe increase in Chinese vocab is the future post. Sorry in advance to all that dun read native Chinese language. The Chinese words here are name calling between 2 good friends, they insult each other more or less calling the other a Vain Pot or Bitch Quote:
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