Terrible FL Deals

[MMLL]

Originally Posted by Midnightiger

Don't know how to describe but I thought could be a ladyboy?

But there's no Adam's apple, and when she spoke, it's a voice that could either be male or female.

I'm very tempted to go look for her to have a session as seriously, her beauty beats ALL the FLs I had this year!!!! That's how beautiful!!!

But I want to make sure that she's not a ladyboy, as I don't think LB is my cup of coffee.

Bro, best FR so far, for not fxxking. And it's fxxking hilarious!
Pls try this one and come back to write another funny experience.

[Midnightiger]

Originally Posted by AngMo69

Bro Tiger,
why worry about her being LB? You like AJ, right? If she is so beautiful, has a body like a woman, and you can take her from behind, what is the problem then?

I have of phobia of ladyboys lah bro. Long story better don't talk about it or else kenna laughing stock.

[Midnightiger]

Originally Posted by tlctan

hi bro midnightiger,

Later I will go check it out again....can give more directions?

Sorry, I missed out your post. She was standing at the junction of Lorong 14& Tarma Road, opposite Hotel 81.

She's damn beautiful. You can't missed her.

[Midnightiger]

Originally Posted by MMLL

Bro, best FR so far, for not fxxking. And it's fxxking hilarious!
Pls try this one and come back to write another funny experience.

Wa lau, are you serious? You're hoping for her to be a ladyboy? Damn cruel leh.

Hope for her to be my dream girl lah... let me enjoy sex to it's fullest! So that I can write a steamy FR in return lah.

[MMLL]

Originally Posted by Midnightiger

Wa lau, are you serious? You're hoping for her to be a ladyboy? Damn cruel leh.

Hope for her to be my dream girl lah... let me enjoy sex to it's fullest! So that I can write a steamy FR in return lah.

No lah, the way you've described her. Must be the best so far, right?

Man are more sensitive when come to ladyboy. When you see her, does your cock stand? or your hair stand?

[Midnightiger]

Originally Posted by MMLL

No lah, the way you've described her. Must be the best so far, right?

Man are more sensitive when come to ladyboy. When you see her, does your cock stand? or your hair stand?

In all honesty, cock stand lah. I wanted to cancel my appointment with Apple to take this beauty on, actually. But then, didn't as I don't want to disappoint Apple.

And I've ben thinking of this beauty until now. Can't get her off my mind or my system. Kind of like a "must bonk". LOL!

[Midnightiger]

As I couldn't take my mind off this beautiful Vietnamese FL, I went hunting for her last night.

I'm not exaggerating her beauty, mind you. Even though there were a lot of beautiful PRCs lining up the streets of Lorong 14 & Tarma Road, MY beauty still stands out like a rose among the thorns! That's how outstanding she is.

But try as I might, I rounded the area for a good couple of hours, searching high and low, among groups of FLs standing in every nook and corner, but alas, my rose was not to be found.

Guess I'll have to wait for another day and meanwhile picked one of the "thorns" there to satisfy my urge, which like what we used to say about PRC, turned out to be a "spit smelly saliva" for a damn $80 (after negotiation from $100) excluding room charge. (Not going to give you guys the pleasure of enjoying my displeasure so no FR on this episode, heh heh).

Meanwhile the hunt for the.... Vietnam Rose continues..

[B.Bollocks]

Bro i think i know who u r talking about...=)..chio but becos i dun like thai/vietnamese/malay look..so i gave her a pass..but from bros along the streets, they have been heard passing comments like..sibe swee!! kar chng jin swee!! bin jin swee!! etc etc...made me a little tempted...roaming ard GL area as the chick patrol for so many CONSECUTIVE nites, i realise along L14, she is the best looking one..btw, there is an innocent looking yet korean looking babe at L12 junction....

[Midnightiger]

Originally Posted by B.Bollocks

Bro i think i know who u r talking about...=)..chio but becos i dun like thai/vietnamese/malay look..so i gave her a pass..but from bros along the streets, they have been heard passing comments like..sibe swee!! kar chng jin swee!! bin jin swee!! etc etc...made me a little tempted...roaming ard GL area as the chick patrol for so many CONSECUTIVE nites, i realise along L14, she is the best looking one..btw, there is an innocent looking yet korean looking babe at L12 junction....

Spot on bro, spot on. But I can't find her. Not even last night when I did a hour patrol of the area.

I can't really differetiate between korean, chinese and sometimes japs as they all have the innocent look especially with proper make up on.

But the woman of my dreams at this point is vietnam rose (Damn! trying to think of a better word than this leh!).

[Cheonging101]

Ahh... the hits & misses of life...

Almost a year old, this thread, but such experiences truly are timeless.

Anyway, bro Midnight Tiger (if you still around), that lady was definitely a boy. Hope this news wasn't too late.

Last night, I also kena a rather terrible deal. I am a sucker for big boobs but wah lau eh... packaging and plastic surgery is the bane of all mankind!

See big headlights and hear $100/2/2, still nod head... she looks late 20s or early 30s already. But bo bian... the promise of an E (at least D) cup made the blood in my brain go elsewhere... some more, my breathing became very shallow. Brain starved of oxygen also...

Go inside room strip... Sigh... boobs only C cup... like that still not worst... shower together, press press abit... Sigh... silicone inside... She lifted her arm... wah lau eh! Armpit hair more than mine! LL pay already... I closed my eyes and imagined I was fucking the bastard child of Pamela Anderson & Chewbacca. Lucky she gives rather good BBBJ and pussy quite tight and very warm.

RTF at $100? No way, man! I'd rather fuck ladyboy who looks more ladylike sans APH! Some more, I stilll have my KC chick who's priced at 1/2 of that! This gem I won't share, sorry.

[FookKew]

Bro midnighttiger,

ur encounter sure scary man... i also use to kanna con by PRC to the hotel and see a group of all CMI one make up and keep pulling me in when i wanna run away...

[s@ms@m]

Bro Midnitetiger,
After reading your FR. I think it is very funnie & at the same time thinking it is a torture to 'Us' if we had to oblige to having paiseh to turn dwn their expectations & go along with it. I started to admire ur commando mentality.

Well, hope someone could give a FR for Yang Yang & see whats the outcome.

I remembered many years ago. we used to sabo some bro during his bachelor nite & we forked out $$$ to 'treat' him a free fuck but on condition that we choose the girl. The girl we chosen was like OMG!...potato body & Maggie Mee hairstyle. The bro ended up... almost having to oblige & he freaked out immediately & from then on he treated his wife nicely hahaha


SALUTE!

[DemonSage]

1 up for u becos you took the plunge for us brothers. You da the manz....