SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you all for posting your jialat stories.

Hope to read more jialat news or stories.

[WebBrowser]

Originally Posted by liufatt

Got 1 more super jialat story to share.

me and 2 friends kana rob at HCM. Damn shag. I got seperated from my 2 friend. It took me 4 hours to go back to my hotel. I too seh to even remember my hotel name. Wanted to call police but i doubt they will help lol.

Total Damage for me : around 80SGD. Heng i kept my handphone and most of my money in my safe box

My 2 friends : 2 phones and $200SGD

The next day we ask around for the robber details, wanna find them then found out that they belongs to a local robbery gang that robs dick itchy tourist.

Really jialat! Nice warning.

[CarbonCopy9]

Originally Posted by SibueyJiaLat

Thank you all for posting your jialat stories.

Hope to read more jialat news or stories.

Thank you bro for starting this thread.

[sun814]

was doing the deed halfway with my fb when her daughter opened the door, but then she quickly closed it, dun know if she saw anything, advice, pls check if and make sure that the doors are locked properly.

[sun814]

another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)

[RoyalMounty]

Originally Posted by sun814

another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)

I was laughing all the way after reading.

[koebshaq0_0]

Nice share, thanks

[durian]

many years back after one drinking session, i was feeling very horny then i drove my gf to mount faber carpark. I did not checked my watch and apparently it was coming close to dawn. After finishing our "dawn attack" in the car, the lights are coming out and 1 see a few people doing their warming up exercise.

Quickly, I drive my car away ... feeling very jialat.

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by SkyIsMighty

Just collect car... the sales agent is chio bu she bend over to pick up paper...and gana zhougeng.

i saw her neh neh liao i buay tahan step on accelerator bang into the wall!

Hope all think is jialat enuf!

I vote this the winner

Originally Posted by lasupkia

Many moons ago after drinking session with Kakis then went straight to GL. The chicken giving an awesome BJ and suddenly all the beer rushed to my bladder and I unloaded my pee into her mouth. All the full Cantonese vocab cursing everything under the sun came put of her mouth.
Like this how jialat?

Jialet for the gal, not u lah!

Originally Posted by dhdlgggk

meant to send LJ photo to gf but end up sending to friend by mistake. counted? lol

Lucky ol'coyote didnt send the LJ pic to teacher instead of form.. Woot! That one lagi jialat! Especially she make police report... Fwah! Complicated man, explain police, explain wifey.. explain daughter.. must find hole man!

[ol'coyote]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Lucky ol'coyote didnt send the LJ pic to teacher instead of form.. Woot! That one lagi jialat! Especially she make police report... Fwah! Complicated man, explain police, explain wifey.. explain daughter.. must find hole man!

a beri good point...
lucky me no send FL pics or me bonking vids...
will have to explain big time...

[sun814]

yah not as jialat as my case

[Giansex]

Last time call liao fl at fortune center,finished biz realised i left ny wallet in office.in the left my hp with her as collateral.and gt.to lie to my gf i lost my hp when she call.me.sibei jialat

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by sun814

another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)

Bro, your 2 female colleagues felt horny after seeing yr lanjiao

[sun814]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro, your 2 female colleagues felt horny after seeing yr lanjiao

Haha even if they are, i can't bring myself to be horny as both of them are close to 50 and they just had a good laugh.

[Jiaobin]

Tiagong the balless Johnbass secret lover is Kurt Tay..... Eh actually not so jialat sia. They both chao ah gua suit each other