Bernice - Housing Agent

[Centrico]

Is Bernice hot enough for you to eat/drink?

[Neverlookback]

About x years ago b4 internet much up, we had ^^mens magazines^^ with shit like tis written in ^letters^^ section by fantasy writers

DUH

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by Centrico

Is Bernice hot enough for you to eat/drink?

Didn't take note of her much till later, at least at this stage the small head haven't overruled the big one yet

Originally Posted by Neverlookback

About x years ago b4 internet much up, we had ^^mens magazines^^ with shit like tis written in ^letters^^ section by fantasy writers

DUH

If it's shit why so interested in reading and replying here? I didn't say it's not shit nor it's not fantasy. Chill. It's weird people step into a landmine when they know it's a landmine, then complain it's a landmine.

[guyorgirl]

Hungry for comms or just being professional? I didn't reply Bernice, very sian of work and tired, I honestly just want something hot to eat and drink.

7.50pm, finally cleared the fucking jam, zoomed down to J8 and I reached about 8.10pm. Parked and walked over to CB&TL.

Honestly, I forgot how Bernice looked like already. I had to take out my cell and call her, see whose phone rang and identify her as Bernice.

In the far corner, table for 4, I saw movement. A lady hurriedly picked up her phone and started looking towards the entrance of the cafe. Ah! Silly me, her ERA lanyard was a giveaway, how hard was it for me to not realise it?

Meticulous as I usually was, probably due to being exhausted from work, didn't notice her lanyard.

Bernice stood up, clean white tee-shirt and a long slim jeans with her hair kiaped by a clip behind her neck.

Usually it's a gentleman that stands up while his partner arrives to get seated, Bernice is doing it to me now, feels awkward.

[hiall1]

Waiting for today's drop...

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by hiall1

Waiting for today's drop...

Sorry.. .was sick and just got up from bed.... sorry sorry.

[guyorgirl]

Good day all, really bad day to start the week...


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B(ernice): Hi hi, how can I address you?

Bernice extended her hand towards me. She didn't look malnourished, but her hands look tired, probably housework and aged. I simply shook her hand.






gog: You can call me gog, or gentleman, either is fine.

Ok ok, the reply is made up, but for sure I'm a gentleman.





B: Sure, gog, take a seat, can I get you a drink?

gog: I'll go get, you want anything?

B: It's okay, I'll go. Coffee?

This joke is getting stale... but no, I wasn't keen for 'tea, or me' today. I just nodded my head.

Fiddled with my phone and soon Bernice came back. For the first time I saw her up close and noticed her looks was some what motherly, big eyes. The impression she gave me was she's a homemaker doing this part time.

She came back with 2 tall cups.

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

For the first time I saw her up close and noticed her looks was some what motherly, big eyes.

Your favourite .... someone's wife hehehe

[hiall1]

Take care and get well soon!

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by Orange22

Your favourite .... someone's wife hehehe

Kns. How you all know. Hehe… well I didn’t deny my preferences….

Originally Posted by hiall1

Take care and get well soon!

Thanks bro. Woke up to puffy eyes. KO super early last night and likely going back to sleep again now.

[guyorgirl]

Sorry folks. Still recovering. Hope to wake up better later and get to writing.



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B(ernice): Hope you are fine with latte.

I usually do not accept such gestures before the deal is closed as I don't want to leech off agents (insurance, housing etc). I guess to them, such treats are part of their services to start something with customers.

Taking the latte, I stirred gently and then took a quick sip. Bernice took lead in the conversation.




B: What sort of HDB are you keen? Who will be staying with you? Wife and kids?

gog: Eh, if I'm married, I would have brought my wife, right?

B: Oh.

It was awkward. Silence.




gog: It's a joke, I'm not married.

B: Ah!

Bernice laughed a bit at the silliness.




gog: Take it easy, I'm easy going, much of a joker. Don't take me too seriously.

B: Got it, just want to make sure I get your information correct and find you the right house.

Not sure why, but I asked her suddenly.

[guyorgirl]

Good day all, still feeling like shit.

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gog: How many have you closed so far?

B(ernice): Erm...

Uh-oh...





B: I just started last month, so...erm... but I promise, I'll do my best if you give me a chance.

FML. A newbie. I had half a heart to just end it and go off. I felt she lacked experience and would likely not be suitable.

A server walked over with two plates of food and placed them down. A pizza and sandwiches.





B: I thought you might be hungry as you haven't had dinner.

Thoughtful, and she' s right. I kind of let my stomach take over my head and decided to hear Bernice out.





B: Can I know where you intend to purchase?

gog: I would prefer somewhere like XXX, XXX or XXX.

B: You want high or lower floors?

I was busy chewing onto the pizza when she asked and got me deep into thoughts. Which one is ideal, I would prefer higher but if the lift breaks, then I'll have to climb a lot. If too low, pedestrians, cars, coffeeshops would make it noisy.

[junior_cannibal]

Camper reporting.
GGNBCCB Gog, you resurfaced leh.
Good, take your time while I massage mine so that they won't be blue.

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Camper reporting.
GGNBCCB Gog, you resurfaced leh.
Good, take your time while I massage mine so that they won't be blue.

Cb. U come in only must say me everytime. I’m gentleman ok. I got announce I’m back. Hahaha. It’s you never notice.

Happy blue, still a fair while given this is the start only. Still quite far.

[guyorgirl]

Good morning all, no fun being sick and still need to work, pity MCs don’t last for 2-3 weeks!



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gog: I'll prefer high, but maybe not too high? Say, x to y levels. Too low noisy.

Bernice continued asking and probing, near food, or MRT, need to be near school for future kids (HAHAHAHA).





gog: Yourself? What do you think?

B(ernice): If near school would be good for my kids, they don't have to wake up early and travel.

gog: Won't the school bells and morning assembly be disturbing?

Bernice looks like she got caught and tried to defend her options.






B: It won't be if you're out at work ma.

I can see she's really new at this, I began to doubt my choice in choosing her for house shopping.

Hungrily, I took up a sandwich and chewed while Bernice scribbled notes, she hardly touched the food.





gog: Hey, eat something. Don't talk and write only. Eat first.

B: Huh, oh... ok.

She took a sandwich and nibbled slowly.





gog: Why did you join property line?

B: ...

She looked perturbed and at a loss. I probably shouldn't have asked.