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[ilovedoggie]

just wondering... how to ask for BJ, cat bath, french kiss, licking in TV?

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

just wondering... how to ask for BJ, cat bath, french kiss, licking in TV?

this type if things don't need to ask lah..
hand signal is good enough. or just ACTION and she will do her part

[ilovedoggie]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

this type if things don't need to ask lah..
hand signal is good enough. or just ACTION and she will do her part

bro KT how to action cat bath? haha...

[firestork]

Originally Posted by lovesprout

Let me use my dirty mind to translate it, "You, I am at school now. Come here immediately. I want to do already. Remember buy new condom on your way. At home all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do already."

Very funny. I think I got your point. muon lam = very late, bao = newspaper, mat kinh = glasses, khong nhin duoc= cannot see.

Anh oi! em dang o truong. Den ngay di anh, muon lam roi. A, tien the mua bao moi nhe, o nha toan bao cu thoi rach ca roi. Ma thoi ko can mua bao dau, em vua mat kinh roi, khong nhin duoc nua anh oi, den ngay di, muon lam roi..."

Brilliant. Almost got the key. You must be good TV speaker (or was told story already =)). There are 2 available versions of message.
"Dirty" version: Anh ơi, em đang ở truồng. Đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua bao mới nhé, ở nhà toàn bao cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua bao đâu, em vừa mất kinh rồi, không nhịn được nữa anh ơi, đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi.
Translation : Honey, I'm naked now. Go here immediately, I want you so much. Remember to buy new condom on your way. At home, all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do it so much."

"Clean" version: Anh hơi, em đang ở trường. Đến ngay đi, muộn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua báo mới nhé, ở nhà toán báo cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua báo đâu, em vừa mất kính rồi, không nhìn được nữa anh ơi. Đến ngay đi, muộn lắm rồi.

Translation : You, I am at school now. Come here immediately, it's too late. Buy a newspaper on your way. At home all magazines are torn already. Maybe don't need to buy newspaper, I lost my glasses, so I can't see anything. Come here immediately, before too late."

[jackbl]

Celebrities’ dirty linen washed in public
================================================== =
A media company has begun to offer information about the personal lives of singers, actors, and other celebrities over the telephone for a mere VND2,000 (1 cent).


Octopus Switchboard Center, run by VNNPlus Media Joint Stock Company, claims the stars know that whatever they said in VNNPlus’ studio will be used in this interactive service. But many celebrities deny they were informed about this.

The artists about whom recorded information is available including singers Hoang Thuy Linh, Bang Cuong, Ngo Kien Huy, Manh Quan, Khong Tu Quynh, and Quynh Nga. A person calling the number will be asked for the code of the pre-set questions. There are 500 questions for which answers are offered.

A call costs just VND2,000.

Nguyen Tuan Dung, head of VNNPlus’ media department, said it is to satisfy listeners’ curiosity and bring artists close to their fans.

“All artists know that their answers recorded at VNNPlus’ studio will be used for an interactive program with listeners,” he said.

If an artist does not want a particular piece of information divulged, it would be deleted, he said.

Singer Quang Ha said the company informed him about it.

“About using my answers for commercial purposes, the company said it will discuss with me later.”

But many of the other celebrities said they had no idea about it.

“I did not know anything about this business,” singer Linh said with surprise.

Most of my interviews with the media are recorded. Maybe they have taken my answers from interviews and are using it for commercial purposes. It’s a shock knowing this.”

Quan also claimed to know nothing about it. “They violate others’ privacy by using artists’ secrets commercially without permission.”

Huy and Quynh too said they had not received any offers regarding answering listeners on the telephone.

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

just wondering... how to ask for BJ, cat bath, french kiss, licking in TV?

bj = bu cac
french kiss = an chao luoi
lick = liem

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

bro KT how to action cat bath? haha...

then tell the vb "em oi, a muon e liem het nguoi anh nhe"

[ilovedoggie]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

then tell the vb "em oi, a muon e liem het nguoi anh nhe"

ya i need some xao nhieu nhieu line like this! thanks bro!

[jackbl]

Beer culture
============================
At five o’clock or sometimes earlier, the streets of Saigon begin to fill with folding tables occupied by bottles of beer and plastic chairs occupied mostly by men.

Large restaurants known for their drinking atmostphere are full with the hum of boisterous customers and the occasional “1, 2, 3, do!” punctuates the evening air.

As the end of the workday rolls around, the men in town like to go out with their colleagues and friends for a couple cold ones. Occasionally, these forays last for more than a few beers. In Saigon and throughout the nation, guys enjoy blowing off steam and sharing a few laughs with their buddies, and sometimes I’m one of them.

Let’s get some facts straight first: Regular heavy drinking, and the smoking that often accompanies it, is very detrimental to a person’s health, and this is universally acknowledged. However, I have the Vietnamese tradition of nhau-ing to thank for learning a great deal about Vietnamese culture and even more about the Vietnamese language. Even greater than this knowledge are the many priceless friendships that I have forged while at quan nhaus.

Most of the time that I’ve lived in Vietnam, I didn’t live in Saigon, but in the Mekong Delta province of An Giang. Going out with colleagues was a way for me to build friendships with them, as well as gain some knowledge of the Vietnamese language. When there was a little beer or rice wine involved, my colleagues’ shyness of speaking the English language faded and my own confidence with the Vietnamese language increased, adding up to a wealth of cultural and linguistic exchanges for all parties involved.

An aspect of Mekong Delta drinking culture that seems to have faded in the big city is this: People that I didn’t know would come over to my table and raise a glass with me. After this one simple act, I often had a new contact listed in my cell phone and a new drinking buddy to say hi to.

Although nhau-ing helped ease my cultural integration to Vietnam, drinking is something that can easily get out of hand. I’ve known a few men who have forsaken their duties as fathers and husbands just to spend their evenings their friends and booze. Furthermore, alcoholism can be a difficult cycle of addiction to escape from. And there is the ever-present danger of drunk driving.

However, I still enjoy a good “nhau-ing” session in Saigon with my buddies a couple times a month as they are a fun way to hang out and catch up.

Like it or not, the consumption of beer, rice wine and other types of alcohol is part of Vietnamese culture. Events like Tet, wedding parties and even the celebration of a newborn baby’s one-month birthday are all occasions to raise a glass, smile, gulp down some beer or wine and share a laugh with all of those around you.

Whether the occasion is your close friend’s wedding or just a couple beers on a Saturday night with some friends, these are times to sit down, relax and let your cares dissipate. As I mentioned before, I would not have my current friends or knowledge of the Vietnamese language and culture if not for uniqueness of nhau-ing.

Đi nhậu không? (Shall we go drinking?)

Eric Burdette (American)

[firestork]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

bj = bu cac

Bu cac is rude, bro. The slang of this word is "thoi ken" (thổi kèn)

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by firestork

Bu cac is rude, bro. The slang of this word is "thoi ken" (thổi kèn)

yes... but we can't be too gentleman when wanted such deed.
there are other fun way of asking for bj also

liem kem, an kem, an xuc xich.... etc

[firestork]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

yes... but we can't be too gentleman when wanted such deed.
there are other fun way of asking for bj also

liem kem, an kem, an xuc xich.... etc

In english, it's blowjob, not sucking cock; in TV, thoi ken, an kem... may be better than bu cac, imo.

[ilovedoggie]

Originally Posted by KangTuo

yes... but we can't be too gentleman when wanted such deed.
there are other fun way of asking for bj also

liem kem, an kem, an xuc xich.... etc

when i got chance i try Bu cac and see if it back fires... lol

it's pronounced as bu cac = boo kak?

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by firestork

Brilliant. Almost got the key. You must be good TV speaker (or was told story already =)). There are 2 available versions of message.
"Dirty" version: Anh ơi, em đang ở truồng. Đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua bao mới nhé, ở nhà toàn bao cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua bao đâu, em vừa mất kinh rồi, không nhịn được nữa anh ơi, đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi.
Translation : Honey, I'm naked now. Go here immediately, I want you so much. Remember to buy new condom on your way. At home, all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do it so much."

I think ur examples clearly illustrates what I have been trying to tell u. It is in fact much much better for us Foreigners NOT to learn the proper TV and if we accidentally learnt the proper TV, we will not be able to have anymore fun with VBs.

As foreigners, with our IMPERFECT TV, it is PERFECT for our purpose. We are therefore allowed to make all those stupid mistakes and make things more interesting... instead of learning the proper TV and end up saying all those boring things such as POEMS which the VBs may not even understand! isn;t it just like throwing pearls to the cows???

Many of us brudders here whom frequent HCMC would ask the girl "em co thich an cu kg?" and then we watch how they responds... and then we later clarify that we meant "em co thich an cua (crab) kg?"

By the way, really no point for you to quote those TONAL examples of TV here, we all here speaks CHINESE and it is also a TONAL language and we have thousands of such examples which we will only quote if this is a Chinese Langugage and Cultural Exchange FORUM. But then and again, as I said and said it... this is a SEX forum!

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by ilovedoggie

when i got chance i try Bu cac and see if it back fires... lol

it's pronounced as bu cac = boo kak?

Bu Cac will never backfire... the literal translation.. let me show u:

Bu = to suck (as in suckling a nipple)

cac = a dialet for the penis which everyone knows in Vietnam.

So Bu Cac directly translates to Kum Lan Chiao!

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Bu Cac will never backfire... the literal translation.. let me show u:

Bu = to suck (as in suckling a nipple)

cac = a dialet for the penis which everyone knows in Vietnam.

So Bu Cac directly translates to Kum Lan Chiao!

hahaha...well said and good sharing...

these samsters hardly cum wetnam and wants to learn proper tv...total waste of time...just to share...alot of Viets can't even write proper tv...reason being nvr go to school...

just wan to share another experience...any local will not wan to be too close to foreigners who speak perfect tv...who knows the reason???