Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[StrongBrew]

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

[Hurricane88]

Pic laughter...

[bigbirdbird]

One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "

He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.

Three of her neighbors come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.

The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.

The second man tries it and the same thing happens.

When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."

[bigbirdbird]

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it.

All the years of growing up was real tough on him because all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.

One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a Swami in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day, when he awoke, the screw would have been removed.

The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.

The next morning when the boy awoke, he saw the golden screw lying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!

Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.

The moral of this story is:
Don't screw around with things you don't understand.You could lose your ass!

[sexyhealth]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "

He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.

Three of her neighbors come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.

The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.

The second man tries it and the same thing happens.

When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."

This is funny bro, thanks for sharing!!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....

[garion]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "

He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.

Three of her neighbors come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.

The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.

The second man tries it and the same thing happens.

When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."

VERY NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nissanmotor]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pic laughter...

Very nice joke, Thanks,,

[z0z0]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "

He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.

Three of her neighbors come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.

The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.

The second man tries it and the same thing happens.

When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."

Amazing funny jokes. Spent many days reading.

Thank you to so many contributors.

Thanks bro bigbigbird for above joke.

[wymore]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pic laughter...

She was rich and very true.

[Hurricane88]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Husband is a USA senator, he called home to tell his wife to remove everything that are made in China because he & his boss are coming now for dinner at their house...

When they arrived, found the house has no doors and is completely empty with no furniture.
His wife stood there naked with no clothes on and her *breasts collapsed* as plastic surgery Silicone was also *made in China*
🤭🤭🤭

[AsiaFenceStreet]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Husband is a USA senator, he called home to tell his wife to remove everything that are made in China because he & his boss are coming now for dinner at their house...

When they arrived, found the house has no doors and is completely empty with no furniture.
His wife stood there naked with no clothes on and her *breasts collapsed* as plastic surgery Silicone was also *made in China*
🤭🤭🤭

Very funny joke. Still going through this thread.

Very nice share.

Thanks bro Hurricane88 and other bros for sharing.

[MBSJaneMaccane]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pic laughter...

Nice share bro!

[LeNinjaMatic]

Originally Posted by StrongBrew

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

Wahahaha so misleading

[longshanwang]

Very nice joke thread, thanks bros