Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[MBSJaneMaccane]

ROFL thanks bro for sharing!!

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

[blackzar]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Little Johnny gets “The Talk”





Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him.

Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while.

"Do you understand?" his mother asked.

"Yes," replied Little Johnny.

"Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.

"Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.

"In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.

"Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"

Hahaa Little Johnny strikes again

[bigbirdbird]

[bigbirdbird]

[Hurricane88]

How to explain about pregnancy to a child of the 21st century, when bees, flowers, seeds, stork are out of fashion?

Today, the explanation is modern....

The son asks his father:
- Dad, how was I born?
- Well, my son, one day we knew we would talk about it, so I'll explain what you need to know:
One day, Mom and Dad connected to facebook and became friends. Dad sent a tweet inviting Mom to go to a cybercafé. We found that we had many links and likes in common and we understood each other very well.
When we were not on the laptop, we would talk on Whats App and Skype.
And we were giving more likes,

until one day we decided to share our files 🤗🥰

Dad introduced his USB stick 💪to Mom's USB port👙.

*When the files were downloaded, we realized that we had forgotten the security software and that we had no firewall or snapshot filter*


It was too late to cancel the download and it was impossible to delete the files, generating the message "INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL".😳


With this the monthly notifications of your mother stopped arriving🤔 and nine months later you appeared as new user contact, requesting login and password.👨‍❤‍💋‍👨 >👪


Well, how is this for a change ..........
🙉🐵🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[spectreray]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Actual Meanings of WhatsApp Emoticons*...

😳 Awkward Erection
😚 Sucking on nipple
😱 Walked in during sex
😏 Horny
😍 You have Big Tits
😨 The Condom Broke
😖 Just lost virginity
😲 Blow job with eyes open
😝 Ass Rimming
👅 Licking Pussy
😉 Lets do It?
😷 Blow job not allowed
👉👌 Sex (Duh!)
👋 Spanking Ass
💑 Lovemaking
💏 Making Out
👯 Bar Dancers
🤘Fingering
👉👈 Gay Sex
🙇 Jacking Off
💩👈 Anal Sex
💋 Simple Kiss
👄 French Kiss
☔ You're so Wet that I'll Need an Umbrella
☎ Phone Sex
😮Deep throat
💦 I'm cumming
😓 After the 4th fuck
😨 Again ??
🎰 Threesome
☝Virgin
🖖🏽Spread your legs..!!
😊 Sex was nice
😎 Sex during sunlight
🔥 Burning sensation
👽 Sex with an alien
💅 Scratching during sex
👑 Sex with a princess
🎩 Magical sex
💪 Powerful sex
👔👗 Sex with clothes on
👙 Sex with little clothes
👥 Sex with a stranger
✊🏽Masturbation
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
*Don't simply use emoticons ok*..

OMG.... This is good... Not going to use emoticons with friends

[augusta]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

How to explain about pregnancy to a child of the 21st century, when bees, flowers, seeds, stork are out of fashion?

Today, the explanation is modern....

This is good joke and well worded.
Hope to read more.

[z0z0]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Very heavy stuff joke.

[ransumwear]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Thanks for sharing, hope to read more!

[amberwater]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

How to explain about pregnancy to a child of the 21st century, when bees, flowers, seeds, stork are out of fashion?

Today, the explanation is modern....

The son asks his father:
- Dad, how was I born?
- Well, my son, one day we knew we would talk about it, so I'll explain what you need to know:
One day, Mom and Dad connected to facebook and became friends. Dad sent a tweet inviting Mom to go to a cybercafé. We found that we had many links and likes in common and we understood each other very well.
When we were not on the laptop, we would talk on Whats App and Skype.
And we were giving more likes,

until one day we decided to share our files 🤗🥰

Dad introduced his USB stick 💪to Mom's USB port👙.

*When the files were downloaded, we realized that we had forgotten the security software and that we had no firewall or snapshot filter*


It was too late to cancel the download and it was impossible to delete the files, generating the message "INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL".😳


With this the monthly notifications of your mother stopped arriving🤔 and nine months later you appeared as new user contact, requesting login and password.👨‍❤‍💋‍👨 >👪


Well, how is this for a change ..........
🙉🐵🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very good one bro LMAO

[AsiaFenceStreet]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Like this one

[Enwstar]

Very good joke thread, thanks bros!!

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

My favourite is licking.

[bozzo]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Makes me happy too.

Morning read laughter best medicines.

[Hurricane88]

what a joke...