Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[MichaelCarLick]

Originally Posted by dyelook

laughter bumps...

Nice share bro!

[AnnaKatrina]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good share bro.
Have a nice day

[FuckSeluk]

Great jokes thread, thanks a million

[konnectx]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thanks for nice joke bro

[waterspout]

Hi, thanks for posting all the nice jokes.

[bethpage]

Pls keep all the nice jokes coming.

[Madrid2019]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years. With no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding a guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They go into the stairwell of her apartment building.
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Bro, nice joke you sharing here. Tks.

[erhai]

Very good joke thread. Hope to read more.

[AnnaKatrina]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.

"Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!"

"Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complimented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand."

About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye.

"Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked.

"I took your advice."

"Didn't you compliment her?"

"Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After awhile I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She like that too."

"It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said.

"Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment."

"What did you say?"

"For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much."

Nice share bro bigbirdbird LMAO

[whitedcheese]

Very funny joke thread, laughing all the way.
Thanks bros

[Ergocomics]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

According to Mechanical Engineers 'GIRLS' are the Best Machines in the World.....
Why???

1. 2 bumpers in front.
2. 2 bumpers in back.
3. Self-lubricating when hot.
4. Finger touch ignition.
5. Monthly automatic engine oil change.
6. Every type of PISTON Fitting facility.
7. Highest milage of 9 Months at just 2ml.




Mechanical Engineer's wife Delivered a baby..

Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
"Your New Vehicle is Launched."

Husband SMS's back :
"With Gear or Without Gear?"

Hahahaa this is so funny LOL

[Senegal]

Originally Posted by StrongBrew

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

Funny Little Johnny
Thanks for good share bro!

[Hurricane88]

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills!

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

[Hurricane88]

More jokes....

[OneDot]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A real big surprise!!