Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Stimsia]

Yes
I come here to liven up my moods
Thanks all
Have a great weekend!

[draftform]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

MORALE:
Worrying about public opinion can bring a lot of pain and misery, even shortening your life.
Stop worrying about the ass of others, just take care of yours.

Learn the morale of story joke.

[pitchingtent]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*The Difference - Crazy vs Stupid.*

A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital.




The patient replied: "Hello...I am here because I'm CRAZY. Not because I'm STUPID!"
👌🏼👌🏼😜😜😂

Love this joke, thanks bro

[qana]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

At least he followed doctor's instruction LOL

[Hurricane88]

Have a good laugh n a great weekend ahead!
What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save rm20
Son spends rm20 to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

**Cultural Gap
When there is power failure in America, they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But in Malaysia they look at their neighbours' hse.
😀😀😀

**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"

**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😛

**Sister to brother: What r u going to give grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave spiritual songs 😛😀
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹

[draftform]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Have a good laugh n a great weekend ahead!
What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save rm20
Son spends rm20 to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

What a nice joke. Thank you.

[aikomassage]

I come here to read nice jokes.
Thanks all
Have a great weekend!

[linebacker]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"

**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😛

Very funny jokes.

[ussr088]

Keep all the jokes coming.

[mvkhem]

Shuld check yur bp daily

[1NightInROC]

Originally Posted by mvkhem

Shuld check yur bp daily

Thanks for sharing

[AsiaWallLane]

Happen to stumble on this thread, tks bros, have a nice Sunday.

[wowkonnichi]

Originally Posted by mvkhem

Shuld check yur bp daily

I prefer to check mine hourly

[Hansen6]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😛

This is funny, thanks for good share

[Kid A]

An 8-year-old choir boy catches the catholic priest masturbating.


He said, "What are you doing father?"

"It's called masturbating, my son” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why's that father?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me” the priest replied.