Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

Having sex with an uneducated village girl, using a condom, is okay until you overhear her, sharing the experience with her friend saying,



"His penis is brand new, the plastic cover is still on it."

[Hurricane88]

Weekend jokes...

[batamfood]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Having sex with an uneducated village girl, using a condom, is okay until you overhear her, sharing the experience with her friend saying,



"His penis is brand new, the plastic cover is still on it."

Damn swaku but nice jokes.

[pitchingtent]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A must-know knowledge for all electrical technicians

[cricketeer]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Weekend jokes...

when is there a genie in kuku jiao?

[Palairment]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Custody of the dick

[dacelo]

Thank you for all the nice jokes.

[kXdong]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

LMAO poke wrong hole

[Cuccittini]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

"His penis is brand new, the plastic cover is still on it."

Nice share bro LOL

[Hurricane88]

A lawyer & wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The woman would shout - 'When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life..'

Neighbours feared her and the woman liked the fact that she was feared..

To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 58. Her husband had a closed casket at the wake..

After the burial, lawyer went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbours, concerned for his safety, asked - 'Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life??'

The lawyer put down his drink and said - 'Let her dig. I had her buried upside down..'

These lawyers.. I tell you... They think of everything..😂😂😂

I love all my lawyer friends....

[Hurricane88]

When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

And now sixer ....


Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

- How come Noses run and Feet smell?

- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?

So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes...



anyone know answer...

[EdwardTagseth]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

The lawyer put down his drink and said - 'Let her dig. I had her buried upside down..'

These lawyers.. I tell you... They think of everything..😂😂😂

I love all my lawyer friends....

Love lawyer jokes!

[fortuneo]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pic jokes...

Nice jokes! Thanks.

[KirkbyTG]

Thanks for nice jokes. Hope to read more.