Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 771

bigbirdbird · #**11551** 12-02-2020, 08:07 PM

Informer · #**11552** 13-02-2020, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

this is nice, thanks bro.

Hurricane88 · #**11553** 13-02-2020, 01:02 PM

Jokes more jokes...

bigbirdbird · #**11554** 13-02-2020, 08:04 PM

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100.

She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.

The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung.

She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again, at which her husband asked "Now what?" The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"

diputs1269 · #**11555** 13-02-2020, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Jokes more jokes...

May I add:

ORANGE:

Oil
Rice
And
Noodles
Got
Enough

Cheers!

Hurricane88 · #**11556** 14-02-2020, 10:25 AM

*LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE*
*A grandson, notice his grandpa look rather tense so to break the ice, he asks his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend?'

Great thought in *Modified* version.

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*

At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*

TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't.*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝

Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*

*Take Care*
Stick to TV only.
Issued in Public interest!
😃😂😄