Hatyai,Thailand For Sawadee Newbies

[taurus75]

Originally Posted by DeKuip

I think CBM more kek sim leh... coz we dont stop allowed him visit Danok on our way back... yest yum cha he said actually he wanna go back Danok yest but he din coz he hasn't recovered yest.

Garantee if go Hatyai no CBM no fun.

I will read all the posts b4 i gonna post something later.

CBM must be thinking of 'her' in Danok again...pls fark him for me..tell him "XOCTUNA aka lei ke hai"..kekekeke...it will sure bring a smile to him..
ok..take yr time to read ... but i still much interested of those pics and vids in our group link(Realm)...

[taurus75]

Originally Posted by MADMAX

For newbies, my advice is to go by yourself alone without the middleman to scout the brothels the first time to get the indicative price. For me, instead of giving the commission to the middleman, i would rather use the amount to tip the girl who give us good service"
So from what I see, whoever bring you around earn quite a lot of commissions.

thats' quite true brudder! use the comm and give the ger.
i always give the gers 3 billions...or sometimes maybe more than that...

[KLKOOL]

[QUOTE=thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

1. Wonderful - you can use the old train along Thamnoonvithi road as a guide, pretending you want to go there take picture.

2. Chaophraya 4 - Use Water Bar opposite as the landmark. But as far as I know, Pink Ladies, CP4 which are MPs do not entertainment any tuk tuks or tour guides in terms of any "commissions" etc. Price is fixed with 4 different rates 1,200 baht, 1,400 baht, 1,600 baht and 1,800 baht. Can't really remember their colour tags but the 1,600 baht and 1,800 baht are red. The "models" at 2,100 baht and 2,500 baht. In fact, can just go directly to CP4, and even if tuk tuk followed, and if price differs from the norm, just say "wah,,, your price increase from yesterday ah?"

Cheers
Tee Vee

Good one Teevee... cheers... BTW, didn't see you around Deep Point when we were there... Was hoping to buy you a glass of milk... next time lorr

[fat29]

Bro Madmax,

Bro CibLover has reported that the gals rate is up to B$2,500. Hence, there will be gals that are priced at B$2,500 and I supposed that there are also gals that are priced lower. I have not tried those that are priced lower but I can share that the ones I tried which are priced at B$2,500 provides reasonably good service and there are no restrictions on the number of shots or give unfriendly temperaments. They will also not criticise customers for being fat, ugly, etc... and they generally do their best to serve. One of them even praise my round big tummy. Really made my day with lots of laughter and humour, resulting in a perfect combo of bouncing tummy from me and bouncing breast from her.

I can't speak for commission based tuk tuk drivers or agents that bring customers to farms. When Bro TV brought me to the farms, he doesn't want to earn commission even when I offered to pay him a fee. I am not a good negotiator and my main concern is that I want a gal that is very wild in bed that can rock with me for hours, getting multiple organsm and receiving multiple shots. Hence, I need a resident Tai Kor (in KTL69 words) to help me negotiate for this quality of service. I think all newbies who want high quality service and a memorable experience should not worry too much or lose sleep on an extra few thousand bahts spread over a few days stay.

Negotiations and re-negotiations just to save that money with no assurance of high quality service is just not worth the energy or money in my view. Just sharing my opinion.

Originally Posted by MADMAX

Waaa bro CibLover, very good FR.

This is a report posted in another forum. Just want to share with people here about the rates of prostitute in hdy. Pls read nd be more smart about it.

"Seekimyong Brothels
1500 - 2000 bht without negotiation
1300 - 1800 but after negotiation
Any amount above that is paid to the middleman that with you.

Chanivate Brothels
1300 - 1800 bht without negotiation
1000 - 150o bht after negotiation
Any amount above that is paid to the middleman that is with you.

Comissions to the middleman ranges from 500 - 1000 bht per booking. Pls be aware that commission are only given to the middleman after when you are not around. Don't be naive, whatever favours offered for you FOC by your middleman will be utlimately be paid when you booked ur girls brought by him to the brothels.

For newbies, my advice is to go by yourself alone without the middleman to scout the brothels the first time to get the indicative price. For me, instead of giving the commission to the middleman, i would rather use the amount to tip the girl who give us good service"

So from what I see, whoever bring you around earn quite a lot of commissions.

[Prolink]

Well Said Bru fit so this trip u going to break record.

Originally Posted by fat29

Negotiations and re-negotiations just to save that money with no assurance of high quality service is just not worth the energy or money in my view. Just sharing my opinion.

[CibLover]

Sorry bros,

Was kept busy yesterday. Nbzz…from what I’ve heard, all the other farkers, except TSH aka KLK, slept until at least 4pm yesterday. MH!! And I was farking busy in the office until 10pm…sigghhh!!!! That’s why didn’t continue with my report. Also, still a bit blur-blur…kekekeke.

Anyway, where was I? Ohh….funny stories and the “Tai Yee Mah” story.

We have all agreed that the best joke award for this trip has to go to….TD0620G aka CBM.

His joke : “Uncle, your daughter can book, arh?? How much??”

This joke was directed at one of the brudder (cannot mention nick) who has booked a cute SYT that really looks like she’s still schooling. Repeated the same joke during lunch hour and some brothers spurted their drinks all over.

Then, have to proclaim that our CBM who will forever be damn blur sotong. Agree with GTM aka Dekuip’s statement,…go trip - no CBM, no funny stories!!

One instance, after coming back from Kiss Chanel and while TCSS in my room, SSH aka bro Shiok suggested that we go walk-about to check-out the ladyboys. Our CBM was damn excited and agreed immediately. It was around 2 in the morning. After some more TCSS, the brothers were quite tired and wanted to retire to their rooms (to bonk, lah!!)….except our CBM. Ma Hai!!! He’s still waiting for us to go walk around and check-out the katoeys. Going around asking, “are we going?? Are we going??” It’s already 3am, lah…!!! I wanna go sleep and he’s still sitting in my room waiting for the others who have gone back to their rooms!!

The next episode I know was that he DID go and check-out the katoeys. On the way, he bought some XL size underwears. Came back and told us that the sizes are too small for him. After putting on the underwear, his didi is still poking it’s head outside….hahahaha!! Told him that he blur like sotong and could have bought the XL size in a kids department.

In between all these stories, three brothers were raped!! …hahaha. We have pictures to prove it!! (but only for Realm bros). The same WL violated all three and and she was damn strong. She can actually lift up our CBM and carry him around.

Then, one brother was so horny that while his booked farm girl is sleeping in his room, he booked another ML and have to borrow bro Master1521’s room to fark her. Bro Master1521 has to wait downstairs in the hotel lobby while this horny farker bonked away….kekeke.


Okay…to be continued.

[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by fat29

Bro CibLover has reported that the gals rate is up to B$2,500. Hence, there will be gals that are priced at B$2,500 and I supposed that there are also gals that are priced lower. I have not tried those that are priced lower but I can share that the ones I tried which are priced at B$2,500 provides reasonably good service and there are no restrictions on the number of shots or give unfriendly temperaments.

Negotiations and re-negotiations just to save that money with no assurance of high quality service is just not worth the energy or money in my view. Just sharing my opinion.

Actually, its the 1500 baht gers that provide the best service.... mainly... the rest of the more expensive gers usually are the lookers and SYTs... I have never encountered limits on Number of Shotz... Or comments about looks... or unfriendly temperaments, instead, lots of the opposites...

Pls remember that when we say 2500 baht... that is probably the about 5% of the farm gers in HDY... (SC not included of course)...

Anyway... rates are just a benchmark... nothing more... so everyone juz take it as such lorr.

If you really want good service... there are some 300 baht grannies that would pay to book you lorr kekekeke OR, u can try no. 33 and 47... highly recommended by our GTM and YSH...

[KLKOOL]

Originally Posted by Prolink

Well Said Bru fit so this trip u going to break record.

The way he bonk arr... better change his nick liao to Slim69... kekeke

[CibLover]

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

...OR, u can try no. 33 and 47... highly recommended by our GTM and YSH...

Ma Hai!! KNN!! Don't make me remember that 33, lah!! i think GTM can take it because he still wanna bet with me after the first visit. Me definitely cannot take it. So, that's why I dare not bet with GTM.

However, after we went there again and he saw her again, he straight away called off the bet. Said that after second look, he agree that even he cannot take it!!....hahahaha!!! GTM, GTM!!

However, will not post which farm or location. Maybe some brothers will like, leh?? Our poison will be other's meat, leh!!

[DeKuip]

This was the song the gers tease me... funny they dont say monkey but King Kong.

http://www.ethaimusic.com/lyrics3/539.htm

If bros saw the MV b4 know why the WL's keep asking me: u are the King Kong arr?

Actually i am happy this trip i lost all my 3 tiraks.

[fat29]

Bro Prolink,

In the first place when I visit Hatyai, it is more for relaxation rather than to break any record and is very pleased with Bro TV's announcement that the latest record holder is 8 shots per day. Certainly, I am not there for a competition and the number of shots I do is dependent on my chemistry with the gal. The better the chemistry, the more shots I can do. My latest experience is one where the gal and me had a a very enjoyable time together in the mountains and in the coldness, I managed quite a couple of shots and when we were finally back in the hotel, we had another couple more shots from bathroom to the bed. In the night, she was dead tired but still we managed another 2 shots.

What is more important is not the number of shots per day but the quality of shots and the staying power throughout the day and the total shots that one can get over a few days rather than be completely spent within a day.

To really do more shots, I supposed one has to try tarma where you can alternate between two ladies and both will not be overly stressed. I sometimes sympathise with the lady because I can see that she is dead tired after 2 to 3 hours of rock and roll and she carried on because of hobson's choice. The lady can also get very uncomfortable when she run dry of juices and her legs become wobby. Hence, it is useful to get SYT because these younger ladies are stronger, have a bigger reservoir of juices and if they are really wild, they can play longer with you.

Hope you will find my views useful.

Originally Posted by Prolink

Well Said Bru fit so this trip u going to break record.

[DeKuip]

[QUOTE=taurus75]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

but i still prefer going PL than CP4...[/COLOR]

Me too... this trip i have my best bonk in PL. I tip her 500batch and after 1.5 hour later went to Kiss Lounge book another ger for ST... cost is 1800 baths. I din unload with the second ger, book her coz that time i was still thinking abt the PL ger she really gave me good service.. oso like CBM said:

Steam oredi, what the fark can i do?

Went to CP4 few times but cant really find a ger i like...

[DRYDUST]

To all Thai + those 'Thai related' bros & sis... Happy Songkran!!!

[DeKuip]

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

Actually, its the 1500 baht gers that provide the best service.... mainly... the rest of the more expensive gers usually are the lookers and SYTs... I have never encountered limits on Number of Shotz... Or comments about looks... or unfriendly temperaments, instead, lots of the opposites...

I have never encountered oso.. if happened to any bros b4 i like to know the ger and her farm too.

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

If you really want good service... there are some 300 baht grannies that would pay to book you lorr kekekeke OR, u can try no. 33 and 47... highly recommended by our GTM and YSH...

Regarding from our YSH aka CibLover she gave good service coz the only person tried 33 b4 is YSH. I think another bro dare to try is Burns888 loh. kekeke... The place is Chintana.

[DeKuip]

Originally Posted by CibLover

Then, one brother was so horny that while his booked farm girl is sleeping in his room, he booked another ML and have to borrow bro Master1521’s room to fark her. Bro Master1521 has to wait downstairs in the hotel lobby while this horny farker bonked away….kekeke.


Okay…to be continued.

It happened on the last nite. CBM, Master and me went to Kiss Lounge, since it was late it has only 4 gers left. I just wanna have a quick bonk so i chosed 1, saw CBM busy talk with Master b4 he chosed a ger too. Later found out actually he wanna borrow Master room for a quick bonk too... really salute bro Master allowed our CBM do so.

Next morning woke up straight away our CBM wanna go to Kiss Lounge again... 1st he din believe it was open so early but after i told him they changed policies and now they open in the morning too, he really believed me. Ma Hai... since there is no Kiss Lounge action for him so early he did booked a Old Sakura massage ger to his room for ST.