Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 784

lombardy · #**11746** 16-04-2020, 04:38 PM

Really fabulous jokes here.

Thanks to TS for sharing.

peloton · #**11747** 16-04-2020, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

🤩Lesson 5 of 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
😅Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
END OF TRAINING😅😅😅😅😅😅STAY HOME
STAY SAFE🙏🙏🙏🙏

Very good joke and thank you.

lose08 · #**11748** 16-04-2020, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

🤩Lesson 2 of 5
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
As she sat in the car, she could not help but reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
He removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

Very good share bro, thanks!